| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Atlas |
i was lookin on IMO i think, i cant remember what label, but i came across a track by DJ Storm- whos in control now..............................is this MC storm??????
"Ravers don't fall, they trip and roll." |
| KrAj |
No, DJ Storm is a female DJ. Original pioneer of hardcore and long time b2b partner of the late great DJ Kemistry. 
KrAj
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| Oli G |
haha
i know storms weird but didnt think he was female
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
hehe , right ....... i am NOT female lol, i am also not the drum n bass dj (from kemistry and storm). in am the hardcore dj storm who makes tunes (raindance recs etc).
and oli g (post above) sleeps with small dead furry animals he scrapes from motorways (roadkill)
just thought u all might want to know that hehe
storm |
| Oli G |
at least mine are over age, and not poached from near by playgrounds :)
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
i cannot comment on your allegations - it is between me and the courts/jury
btw say hello to ya mum and ill be round same time tommorow :)
storm |
| Oli G |
yeah, remember to wipe your feet this time
and remember to ****ing pay her
:P
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
PAY HER!!!!!! damn!! u have been mislead there mate!
she PAYS me, thats why u get such shit pocket money coz she spends all her money on me ;)
storm |
| Oli G |
damn whore! thats why ive been living off 7p cans of beans fer the past three months
btw, im going to steal your access virus C
/me runs
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
heh u only want to steal my acces virus c , coz u r under the impression that its knobs are actually male organs ... and u just wanna sit there all day twiddling with them!!!
u make me sick u deviant :/
btw, back to the family topic .... will u pls come and pick up your sister , she wont go and ive had to lock her in my cupboard!
storm |
| Oli G |
**** off, you can keep her :)
and no, i want the virus c, cos i cant afford one my self :)
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
well if u really cant afford a "virus" come n get your fekin sister, she's got plently spare to go round :)
storm |
| Oli G |
yeah, there all from you, ya filthy bitch, passed on from that small 10 year old taiwaneese boy you had round your house the other weekend
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
and i can vouch for that
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
bah!!! all lies, and SHE was fillipino not tiawanese , she was over here trying to get her brother back form rizladizla who has him underneath his desk at work, working for lollipops!, (and on the subect of your sister , u cant catch a disease twice mate) ;)
storm |
| Oli G |
hmmm, always suspected that MC for harboring philipino boys, and storm, ffs, stop sending me your wanksocks buy next day courier
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
hah they arent my wanksocks, they are rizla d's fillipino love socks, he uses the aroma to lure unsuspecting fillipinos into his essex love nest, while waving a microphone in the air and singing camp euro songs!
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
dont worry i woz puttin him to good use under that desk. would rather have you at work tho oli
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Oli G |
i hear that MC Rizla D MCs the Vengaboys lyrics to the backing track of DJ Storm playing chilrends nursery rhymes?
is this true?
and Rizla... nah, i aint gonna sit under your desk at work, ill leave that for your mom
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
in fact .... rizla d is the poncy looking one in the venga boys in the sailors uniform (bit of hardcore gossip for u there)
he told me he wants to take a ride on your "venga-bus" oli "boom boom boom he wants u in his room" ;)
pair of perverts
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
ok ok but next time i see you at a rave im puttin my balls in your pocket
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Voltage |
quote:
stop sending me your wanksocks buy next day courier
Least he had the courtesy to send em to u fresh.. which is more than I can say for the state I receive them in... *reeek*
Forward to the New School. |
| Oli G |
heh, well id have yo drag him out of your studio first, he was acting as your post mixdown cock sucker last i heard..
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
rizla - i hope u r talking about snooker balls!!!, in which case i wll put them in my wanksocks and use them to beat off your homosexual advances, u scary scary deviant ..... and mr voltage .....
the reason u get the stale ones is coz i send them to rizla and he abuses them along with his fillipino love sessions ... then he forwards them to you ...
i cant even imagine the horrors that must lurk inside those fetted socks!!
i pity you , you poor poor man
storm |
| djstorm |
for those of you not from the uk, im sure u now know the evil seedy side of the uk happy hardcore scene, this however is mostly rizla dizlas fault with hsi various hardcore pimping, escort and dial-a-fiullipino businesses he runs from his essex love dungeon.
storm |
| Oli G |
the horrors that lurk in sides storms wanksocks get ground down and made intro drugs he sells on to londons drug trafficers.. init storm
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
yes, but oply after they have come back from voltage, there is a huuuuge market for scraped crustations in london.
i cannot deny my involvement.
but if the police are loking at this : my statement follows
it was all rizla and oli g!!! they are te ones!
thankyou
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
yes storm its true. i want you to run tings (pimping) in canada ok. o and bring me some more fillipinos, im runnin low and the 1s i still got are almost full to the brim.
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Oli G |
PAH! has nothing to do with me
i just supply the daterape when im with your sister
btw, she says rizla has a small cock, and he likes goatporn
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| Voltage |
Trust me.. u ever had wanksock smegma in a bong? Will blow u right away..
Forward to the New School. |
| djstorm |
damn u!!! how many times have i told u not to fill up the ladyboys!! how the hell r we gonna be able to sell em when they got stuff coming out of every orifice coz u filled em up u greedy bitch !!
bah ill order another shpmnt just dont fill them up OK!!!
(that goes for u too oli - u sex pest)
storm |
| Oli G |
me a sex pest?
**** off... your the pest
look in the yellow pages, there are companys who come and remove you from primary schools and playgrounds within 30 mins!
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
oli-g "PAH! has nothing to do with me
i just supply the daterape when im with your sister"
just to let u know i have no sister!!! rizla dizla only pretends to be my sister by putting on womens clothes and a wig when he runs out of fillipinos... the daterape was unneccesary as he clearly consented but he knows u like to hear a girl/boy scream.
u sicken me
storm |
| Oli G |
****s sake
you said it was your sister!?
no wonder it had a "stump"
last time i "hire" from you.. damn you and your company hehehe
Raindance Whores LTD
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| Voltage |
How can you tell when a ladyboy is full?
Runny nose
Forward to the New School. |
| MC RizlaDizla |
coz it gargles the the words "STOP PLEASE STOP"
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
oli-g
"****s sake
you said it was your sister!?
no wonder it had a "stump"
and u expect me to belive u didnt know it was him!!! surely the stubble and the loud essex style gravely voice would have given it away!
although your sister is very similiar
storm |
| Oli G |
well he/she wasnt singing vengaboys
so i never suspected!
by the way storm, how much did HearSay pay you todo the backing track?
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
nofing he did it for free
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Oli G |
that doesnt suprise me
:)
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| Voltage |
hearsay? u wanna ask him how much he got for destinys child.. eternal flame.... talk about BIG BUCKS!!! give me some dollarsssssssssss stormee
Forward to the New School. |
| djstorm |
bahhhhhh ive been rumbled!!! now u know why there was traces of caviar in my wanksocks .
storm |
| Oli G |
you mean that wasnt because you were ****ing fish?
ewww
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
well .... the fish had something to do with it, but it gets lonely in my studio all alone with a bucket of fish ... what would u do????
storm |
| Oli G |
personaly id cook and eat them, but i dunno, having a bucket of fish in your studio.. s'abit strange init.. i mean... why a bucket? why not a kettle of fish (ahahaha) eheme
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
well, considering the fish came from your sisters box then im sure u wouldnt wanna eat em!!!! , and the bucket was for when i vomit at the sight of herim sure u know the feeling otherwise youd PICK YOUR FEKIN SISTER up and take her away from me !!!!!!
she should be living under a bridge scaring goats not in my room!!
storm |
| Oli G |
i told you i dont want her! (plus i dont really have a sister.. she must be your mom in disguise)
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
if its not your sister???? then oh no rizla's been at it again FFS, i should have known by the beard
goddamit!!!!!
storm |
| Oli G |
hahah, you didnt realise!
oh well... rizla the cheeky **** will have to take a trip to a gay bar.. im sure you know of many storm?.. just throw him thru the door then run
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
yes i know of some ... onyl coz your sister stole your adress book!!!
btw who is "horny harold" from your adress book it says u meet him twice a week??? for *cough* feltching sessions???
whats that??
enlighten me please
storm |
| djstorm |
for anyone wondering what the **** we r going on about, if r ever in the uk ...
make a mental note : beware of essex mc's in dresses , thay can drag u into all manor of nasty sordid events!!!
storm |
| Oli G |
that ****in address book is a list of clients for your mom you tit!
horny harold is your father.. duh! did she not tell you anything..
and yeah, if you wonder what were on about
just avoid storm at raves,, he will try drag you behind a fence or a portaloo
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
hahaha BUT what u fail to realise is that I am your brother!!!!!
so therefore
its OUR mum and OUR dad!!!!!!!!!
see the things that come out on public message boards .... no secret is safe
i have a brother who sleeps with men in dresses aparently
sickening
/me becomes a monk
storm |
| Oli G |
yeah that other brothers a right **** up
i mean he sleeps with men!
or rizla.. which i spose you could call a man.. occasionaly.. or LSC.. whos jsut a HESHE
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
erggggg u had to bring up LSC didnt u!!
/me feels suddenyl violently ill at the thought of the cross dressing, man fancier
oh ......... thats rizla d ;)
storm |
| Oli G |
haha you big freak
you know you love LSC really... you proably are LSC just in disguise
actualy no.. shouldnt insult lsc hehehe
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
dont talk about our mother/father/thing/girl/boy/animal like that!!!
storm |
| Oli G |
pah, this conversation has a taken a sick turn now!.. and to think before it was perfectly normal
you disgust me storm
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
i take that as a compliment bitch
storm |
| djstorm |
hang on .... how was it normal before!!, u messaged me saying " hey someone thinks u are a girl" hardly normal to start with ... well its obviously wrong enuff for us to completely change the subject and topic ..... i think we got far too much time on our hands
storm |
| DJ Pathfinder |
people could we have this kind of fantasy disscusions on the ush waffle board.
You can't see me,because i am the future. |
| MC RizlaDizla |
can you stop using my name in al this. you 2 can cyber with out shouting my name for at least 1 session cant you.
haha wot you mean storm, you not even sure wot you are let alone other ppl
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| mc trev |
bloody hell ive never seen so manny posts in such short time
and your not djstorm so stop think u are
im a raver not a crazy drug addict!
www.helter-skelter.co.uk
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| MC RizlaDizla |
i never said i woz dj storm
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| mc trev |
der im talking to the member djstorm
im a raver not a crazy drug addict!
www.helter-skelter.co.uk
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| djstorm |
bloody hell ive never seen so manny posts in such short time
and your not djstorm so stop think u are
!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!
so u r telling me that im not me - u fool
if i wasnt me wtf woiuld i claim to be me
a lot of people on here and every other board know me, if im not dj storm then wtf do i dj at united dance, in canada , america and raindance etc under the name dj storm ........ dont u think if i wasnt him the person who is him would be a bit pissed off?????????
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
o him. yeah thats just some crazy fan i guess.
lol
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
/me goes to see a shrink , coz app i am not me and i wanna know who is me???
maybe ive been living in a fantasy world for the last 10 years or so??
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
good point trev, i fink you could be rite.
prove you are storm, storm
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
hmmm i cant prove im me , coz now hes gone and confused me, (if i am me) i dont know whats real anymore, maybe im someone else and done too many drugs that i thought i was indeed that wonderous dj storm hhc dj person
bah if i do turn out to be me ...mc trev im sending the bill for my therapy to YOU!!!!
storm |
| djstorm |
mc trev : to prove im me ..... goto my website www.stormandherman.com and use the contact bar to email me ... and then watch as i reply to your email laffing at u for not believeing im me, if i am me that is otherwise ill look foolish . aiiiiiiiiii
storm |
| Oli G |
hahaha
mc trev... it is storm
im sure if you asked him hed put MCTREV IS A MUPPET at the top of stormandherman.com .. if thatd proove it? :) heh
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
oli im sure he could ask him to put alot worse than muppet
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
yes, im sure i could do that , only if i was asked nicely though of course, we dont tolerate rudeness here , oh no we dont
storm |
| Oli G |
like, MC Trev is a backwards retarted cow ****ing peice of shite eating goat ****er?
(no offence btw... just a random insult directed at no one)
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
can we just talk about some happy hardcore your making storm dj ?
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
well we could but im far more interested in why my order of small lab animals (for experimental purposes) got diverted to your house mr dizla, you arent back on the voles and shrews again are u :(, i thought u gave all that up when u ran out of veins in your body to inject the creatures in??
anyway .... well (plug plug) for details of all forthcoming releases on raindance records see www.stormandherman.com
aight
storm |
| Oli G |
heh storm makes hardcore?
oh yeah so he does haw
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
the real storm does. o yes she does
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
yes i am really female .... bah as if ... if i had tits like her u really think id ever get any work done!! id be sitting there fiddling with nipples all day!!
why u think theres hardly any female HHC producers coz they would rather be toching themselves up than bother about it.
fair play to em ;)
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
id rather ya do that and leave mine alone
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
but your breast they are so pert !!! must be all thos voles and shrews u ingest, cant be healthy ya know d00d
storm |
| Oli G |
mmm rizlas tits
they earned me a few bob in my time as a pimp
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
your time as a pinp left me sore and with black eyes
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Oli G |
yeah.. i shouldnt have kept pimping you out to storm pretenting you were mysister.. o well hehehehe
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
if i woz your sister i would have shaged meslef loads of times coz shes so easy
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| DJRobo-Z |
this is just a wild guess...but you and oli are good friends. right, storm?
Yeah, im a DJ...you wanna talk your drama about it? |
| o0sameyeam0o |
they were twins connected at the scrotum, but then a horrible pizza accident happened and they were seperated
o0:: MaX rEsPeKts ::0o
SAM EYE AM!
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ICQ: 158003854
AIM: XxhyperbouncexX |
| Brian K |
bahahahaha =P
did pizza the hut send out for them? =P
"As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague." |
| o0sameyeam0o |
nice one brian K haha PIZZA THE HUT from space ballz right??
o0:: MaX rEsPeKts ::0o
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ICQ: 158003854
AIM: XxhyperbouncexX |
| DJRobo-Z |
oh yeah..real funny...guess you can say anything in this forum.
Yeah, im a DJ...you wanna talk your drama about it? |
| MC RizlaDizla |
belive it or not they have only just meet but i can tell you they are finking about become great lovers
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| DJRobo-Z |
after all that talk and they hardly know each other. i just hope i dont see any kissing and making ups, in here.
Yeah, im a DJ...you wanna talk your drama about it? |
| MC RizlaDizla |
im with you m8. them 2 make me sick. infact this whole thread has forced my eyes to bleed
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Oli G |
damn, how did you find out aboutthejoined at the sctorum thing
unfortuatly for storm he got the smaller half, hence why he talks about voles so much, maybe he can relate to em?
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| djstorm |
"im with you m8. them 2 make me sick. infact this whole thread has forced my eyes to bleed"
bah just coz youve got a vomit fetish mate dont mean u have to bring us all into it, your last g/f .. or b/f said to me they nicknamed u sick **** , coz u liked to vomit on him/her then shag them ... i think thats very wrong!
damned perverts , your everywhere
and the only reason your eyes are bleeding is because that fillipino family in your cupboard finally snapped and decided to attack u for causing themn so much grief and sexual anguish ..... they will prob be on jerry ****ing springer soon telling the world about ypr sordid little love triangles
(no small river creatures were harmed during this post) well, maybe 1 or 2
storm |
| djstorm |
"after all that talk and they hardly know each other. i just hope i dont see any kissing and making ups, in here."
the only person who wears make up here is rizla d , and thats when he preteds to be oli's sister, the "d" in rizla D = drag queen
mc rizla drag queen
sean u no good essex bint, i hope your legs fall off and u have to slither round like a slug for the rest of your life u foetus muncher ;)
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
at least im clean from STD i know you got them all coz ya sister woz a collecter
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
u should know!!!!!! u ARE my sister sean or should i call u susan??
storm |
| Dragalian |
Oh come on Storm, can't you see that Rizla Drag Queen is trying to be your little groupie? He's probably a crazed fan of yours trying to fit in and talk cool with you. I bet he has all your records and memorabilia..... and your sister...
PANTS!!! |
| MC RizlaDizla |
haha i wouldnt let let wipe my ass.
anyway his a cd jocky and should die coz of it. deat to the cd thats wot i say whos with me ????
i cant belive ppl fink his the real storm
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
haha sean u minge bag, if u dont like me djing off cds come and pay for my dubplates to be done then ya cheap whore, then ill play off vinyl.
also he is a groupie, im sure ive seen him in ther bushes outside my house touching himself, while holding copies of "beating of my heart" , he is a sinister pervert, beware of this crazed stalking lunatic.
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
i shaved ya mums bush last nite
and no i havent a prob wiht cds. its just i like djs to earn their money
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
haha how the hell did u do that mate??? its like epping forest in there, petrol strimmer??? was there many animals there?? babboons n stuff?
u are a far braver man that me my friend heh
storm |
| DJRobo-Z |
damn..i dunno why i wanna try to stop this. this sh|t is hilarious! *sits back and munches on some popcorn*
Yeah, im a DJ...you wanna talk your drama about it? |
| Oli G |
heh rizlad's a big tranny
and storm well... storm scares me
thats entertainment enuff
:D
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
oli can you just face the facts that i will not go on a date with you. the emails were 1 fing but when you knock on my door wiht flowers knowing im not that way. it takes the piss ok m8
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Oli G |
that wasnt me rizzla d, must have been storm in a costume
a ***** ugly costume at that
heh
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| DJRobo-Z |
Rizla...Oli...have you 2 considered doing a stand up comedy act?
Yeah, im a DJ...you wanna talk your drama about it? |
| MC RizlaDizla |
we could ahve made it to broadway if it woznt for that guys B.O problem
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Oli G |
storms bo proble?
yeah he ****in stinks
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| MC RizlaDizla |
init he stinks. i fink its due to him being a dirty slag
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| djstorm |
bah i come back and look at topic and u oli and rizla are trying to fekin chat me up again , FFS rizla , if i catch u jerking off ans dmuggling immigrants in thru my garden again , ill will take out my trusty studio chainsaw and do bad things to you, then sell u once u r dead to a mr afghani saddam , the dodgy old perv at end of my road
oli - PLEASE come and rewmove your sister form my basement the police have been sniffing round aagin, and the amt she smells im suprised they aint found her yet, maybe they dont think women smell of fish, obvioulsly aint met yo sista innit d00d
hehe
storm |
| MC RizlaDizla |
storm its hot out now and we thought we could carry the shemales from turkey in thru your garden and get sucked off by ya mum while ya nan makes us some kool lemonade.
i woz rite
"Oh my goodness, Oh my Gosh. Here we go with a badboy rush."
"Oh my goodness gracious me, Badboy Dj, Wikkid Mc." |
| Oli G |
"heh" the lemonade was made from storms wanksocks, rizzla, ur a fool
Garage Is where You Keep Your ****in Car
House Is where You Live
Hardcore Is HOW You Live
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_ |
| zki |
wtf.
More tongue in cheek than a lesbian orgy. |
