| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| novaboy |
I just wanted to look at everyone elses opinions, of the cheeziest happykore song..
i think maybe Evolve - Sugar & Spice
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| Mansy |
Bounzz - Feels Like XTC, Cheesiest Vox ever |
| bent_bananna |
I Adore - (that raverbaby tune) |
| bulby_g |
I got some old tune with a riff that is a slight edit of the Nelly the elephant theme song... It is THE cheesiest hardcore song by a long shot heh.
I've got it on vinyl I'll have to dig it out to see what it's called. I think it was by Sunset Regime and others on that label with a dragon logo... RSR or whatever it is. Either that or it was on Jolly Roger Lite... I'll check later :)
quote:
Originally posted by bent_bananna:
I Adore - (that raverbaby tune)
That doesn't even come close to some of the older stuff I've got  |
| warped_candykid |
"When I Close My Eyes"-Dougal & Gammer. Dougal & Gammer make some of the best cheesey vocal tracks! |
| bent_bananna |
warped candy kid, just ad a look at ur myspace, u shud be ashamed mate!!! |
| Hard Daze |
I would have to say seventh heaven by triple J. Runners up go to Hardcore Feelings and the Big Bang by vinylgroover |
| Pope C XXIII |
Hakke Und Zagen - Gabber Piet
Definitely the worst hardcore, though maybe not happy hardcore. |
| novaboy |
quote:
Originally posted by Pope C XXIII:
Hakke Und Zagen - Gabber Piet
Definitely the worst hardcore, though maybe not happy hardcore.
lol that one song did a good job of making me laugh, it was so cheesy, in both ways too.
doesnt everything think sugar and spice is the cheesiest?!? maybe some of charly lownoise & mental theo would come close. |
| AndreW06 |
Can't get much cheesier then these. 
DJ Vinylgroover - Wham Bam
Scooter - Friends
DD Zion - Blue Sky Day (Stompy 2002 Remix)
Habegale - I Want Your Mind (Hixxy remix) |
| novaboy |
quote:
Originally posted by AndreW06:
Can't get much cheesier then these.
DJ Vinylgroover - Wham Bam
Scooter - Friends
DD Zion - Blue Sky Day (Stompy 2002 Remix)
Habegale - I Want Your Mind (Hixxy remix)
dam, havent heard of the stompy 02 remix of that tune, canu sned discogs link? : )
i also have contenders...
dj daydream - falling over the moon (rocketeers remix)
spree - neverending hardcore
dune - rainbow to the stars
hixxy & sharkey - toytown (vinylgroover remix)
think they are some:) |
| Da Cunney Bugz |
Wonderful Days! or possible steam train! |
| Fluffbomb |
quote:
Wonderful Days! or possible steam train!
Hopscotch - Steam Train!
Even when I my tastes were cheesey that track was too much! |
| bulby_g |
Heh none of these touch on the one I have in mind... I'll have to upload a clip as I doubt feck all people have heard it TBH. |
| Jay-Owen |
Kidz Rave - Learn Your Alphabet
Crazy dutch hardcore artists actually made a song about the alphabet |
| Meathead |
berrie - sunshine after the rain
interactive - forever young
nakatomi - children of the night
propa cheesy goodness :)
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| warped_candykid |
quote:
Originally posted by bent_bananna:
warped candy kid, just ad a look at ur myspace, u shud be ashamed mate!!!
No, I am proud of my candy and what it stands for.
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| The Doc |
quote:
Originally posted by Meathead:
berrie - sunshine after the rain
interactive - forever young
nakatomi - children of the night
propa cheesy goodness :)
the berrie track is NOT HARDCORE! I mean we all listen to the cheese! (even Baldo) but that has never ever ever!!
but while were on the subject, its got to be 2 without heads u nd me (hardcore forever)
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| Hard Daze |
Yeah, u and me is true cheese. I still wanna know what bulbys got tho.Some of that older hardcore gets crazy cheesy, but... What track will be crowned ultimate cheese...z |
| novaboy |
dougal & dna - tranquility is pretty cheezy:)
lol @ warped candykid |
| novaboy |
[quote]Originally posted by bulby_g:
I got some old tune with a riff that is a slight edit of the Nelly the elephant theme song... It is THE cheesiest hardcore song by a long shot heh.
I've got it on vinyl I'll have to dig it out to see what it's called. I think it was by Sunset Regime and others on that label with a dragon logo... RSR or whatever it is. Either that or it was on Jolly Roger Lite... I'll check later :)
Sunset Regime - The Fire This Time / Transducer RSR006?
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| bulby_g |
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Noize:
quote:
Originally posted by bulby_g:
I got some old tune with a riff that is a slight edit of the Nelly the elephant theme song... It is THE cheesiest hardcore song by a long shot heh.
I've got it on vinyl I'll have to dig it out to see what it's called. I think it was by Sunset Regime and others on that label with a dragon logo... RSR or whatever it is. Either that or it was on Jolly Roger Lite... I'll check later :)
Sunset Regime - The Fire This Time / Transducer RSR006
No mate :) Turned out to be the JRLite one. See below ;).
quote:
Originally posted by Hard Daze:
Yeah, u and me is true cheese. I still wanna know what bulbys got tho.Some of that older hardcore gets crazy cheesy, but... What track will be crowned ultimate cheese...z
Should upload a sample tonight :)
Thought of another too... Remix of, "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands" :S Haha, that ones horrendous. I'll get a sample of that up as well.
*edit*
Saturday night remix has got to be on the list as well! |
| novaboy |
yesssssssss! i am now a junior member!
havent really heard any of sunsets stuff, only thing that rings a bell is that song crowd control with ramos, supreme and sunset regime.
and @ candykid, i dont really find the newer hardcore as cheesier, but if you mean vocals, it wouldnt be far off, but some old hardcore have reaaaaaalllllly cheesy vox, like dj daydream - falling over the moon, or vinylgroover remix of toytown... perhaps dougal & dna - tranquility? |
| chappy_hardcore |
Natasha Begindfield - I wanna have your babies!
...ooops erm....
DJ Vinylgroover - Wham Bam, cheesy one that! |
| Meathead |
quote:
Originally posted by The Doc:
quote:
Originally posted by Meathead:
berrie - sunshine after the rain
interactive - forever young
nakatomi - children of the night
propa cheesy goodness :)
the berrie track is NOT HARDCORE! I mean we all listen to the cheese! (even Baldo) but that has never ever ever!!
but while were on the subject, its got to be 2 without heads u nd me (hardcore forever)
sorry got the wrong 1 i ment
Paul Elstak - Rainbow In The Sky
another 1 to ad
dr who (dougal) - Love Of My Life, absoloute tune but propa cheesy
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| Hard Daze |
quote:
DJ Vinylgroover - Wham Bam, cheesy one that!
That song is actually called The Big Bang, it's the flip of Calypso Summer '97. But it certainly is a top contender, oh so very cheesy! |
| Dave Tee |
Mixmatt - Hold On To Your Heart
Nicky Modlin - Simple Love
are two absolute cheeseball classics, but to be honest I think the majority of songs about love, rainbows and how much 'we all love hardcore' that have been coming out recently top the lot |
| warped_candykid |
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Noize:
yesssssssss! i am now a junior member!
havent really heard any of sunsets stuff, only thing that rings a bell is that song crowd control with ramos, supreme and sunset regime.
and @ candykid, i dont really find the newer hardcore as cheesier, but if you mean vocals, it wouldnt be far off, but some old hardcore have reaaaaaalllllly cheesy vox, like dj daydream - falling over the moon, or vinylgroover remix of toytown... perhaps dougal & dna - tranquility?
Well, as far as cheesey goes for nu skool, A lot of Dougal tracks are cheesey with the vocals. Some tracks have a cheesey piano riff though. Its all hardcore, so its all good :)
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| DJCrissy |
it has got to be by far ................
Heart of Gold
but you gotta have a bit of cheese every now and again  |
| bulby_g |
Man you guys are all miles off heh.
Here is just a few ultra cheesers (from my record collection  ):
Chedder Zone - Elephant (stomp mix)
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Chedder_Zone_Elephant.mp3
Knickers 1 - Saturday Night
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Knickers_1_Saturday_Night.mp3
Who Done It? - Clap Your Hands
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Who_Done_It_Clap_Your_Hands.mp3
:) Please don't ask me why I own these, I havn't thought up a decent excuse yet.
quote:
Originally posted by Hard Daze:
 Ultra Cheesy toonage!
Yep lol. |
| Hard Daze |
Ultra Cheesy toonage! |
| Hard Daze |
 Check out this one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGCQYlXyp6g
It's 2 brothers on the 4th floor...Fairytales |
| roundhead711 |
How about "can´t stop raving" sorrydont know who its made by???? |
| bulby_g |
quote:
Originally posted by Hard Daze:
Check out this one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGCQYlXyp6g
It's 2 brothers on the 4th floor...Fairytales
Lol, the video to that is ****ing comedy! Check the gangsta dancing in the tower at 1:30 :) |
| Hard Daze |
Thats hilarious! ...oh the cheesinessof it all. |
| Dave Tee |
quote:
Originally posted by bulby_g:
Chedder Zone - Elephant (stomp mix)
Any chance you'd sell Cheddar Zone since you think its so shit Let me know if you will, cheers  |
| bulby_g |
Hahaha afraid not 
I love power cheese... Couldn't bring myself to part with it. |
| warped_candykid |
quote:
Originally posted by roundhead711:
How about "can´t stop raving" sorrydont know who its made by????
Dune |
| Ionosphere |
quote:
Originally posted by bulby_g:
Here is just a few ultra cheesers (from my record collection ):
Chedder Zone - Elephant (stomp mix)
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Chedder_Zone_Elephant.mp3
Knickers 1 - Saturday Night
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Knickers_1_Saturday_Night.mp3
Who Done It? - Clap Your Hands
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Who_Done_It_Clap_Your_Hands.mp3
:) Please don't ask me why I own these, I havn't thought up a decent excuse yet.
........'kin 'ell mate. 
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| bulby_g |
The B sides are good.... ;) |
| Ionosphere |
 ....yeh, I believe you. |
| bulby_g |
& so you should. |
| Ionosphere |
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| Brian K |
the gabberdisco version of saturday is soo much better
think the cheesiest stuff I head was when hardcore sounded like a circus, good example is the jolly roger samplers |
| warped_candykid |
quote:
Originally posted by Brian K:
the gabberdisco version of saturday is soo much better
think the cheesiest stuff I head was when hardcore sounded like a circus, good example is the jolly roger samplers
I love those Hardcore tracks by Gordon Tennant? Right? Did the Jolly Roger song, and "Euro Stomp"? |
| AndreW06 |
"dam, havent heard of the stompy 02 remix of that tune, canu sned discogs link? : )"
Didn't see it on discogs m8, wish i knew more about it but its one of my favorite tracks by him.
These one's are preety cheesy too.
Ravers World - Paradise of Rave (this one tops em all)
Jayke - Summertime Rave
Blumchen - Bicycle Race
Happy Tree Friends - Theme Song (DJ SY Hardcore Remix) (altho more like one of the worst hardcore tracks :o)
Silk Cuts 12 A-Side (hhc remix of Genie In a Bottle)
Question Mark - Question Mark Volume 6 (samples Tin Tin Out's Here's Where The Story Ends)
Jon Doe - BnH Vol. 3 B-Side (remix of Forever Young)
Sequential One - Pump Up The Bass (Original Bass Version) |
| novaboy |
quote:
Originally posted by Hard Daze:
quote:
DJ Vinylgroover - Wham Bam, cheesy one that!
That song is actually called The Big Bang, it's the flip of Calypso Summer '97. But it certainly is a top contender, oh so very cheesy!
lol the lyrics in that made absolutly no sense.
the vocals seemed to be pitched up slightly:P
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| Smoogie |
Paul Elstak and Lenny D- I like Hardcore! Its more Happy Gabber (with real hard beats/ kicks) the lyrics are taken from that terrible Barny TV show for kids lol
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| bulby_g |
quote:
Originally posted by Brian K:
the gabberdisco version of saturday is soo much better
think the cheesiest stuff I head was when hardcore sounded like a circus, good example is the jolly roger samplers
Yes it is. This version goes down well at kids parties though (me and my friend do mobile discos). + The B side is actually decent...
... No really. |
| novaboy |
scooter - friends smells similar to mozzarella cheese. and has hints of cheddar. |
| novaboy |
[quote]Originally posted by Ionosphere:
[quote]Originally posted by bulby_g:
Here is just a few ultra cheesers (from my record collection ):
Chedder Zone - Elephant (stomp mix)
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Chedder_Zone_Elephant.mp3
Knickers 1 - Saturday Night
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Knickers_1_Saturday_Night.mp3
Who Done It? - Clap Your Hands
http://hosted.sonicshockrecords.net/Bulby_G%20Stuff/Who_Done_It_Clap_Your_Hands.mp3
:) Please don't ask me why I own these, I havn't thought up a decent excuse yet.
lol that elephant one is so cheezy. i feel embarressed listening to it lol. |
| Smoogie |
quote:
Originally posted by The Doc:
quote:
Originally posted by Meathead:
berrie - sunshine after the rain
interactive - forever young
nakatomi - children of the night
propa cheesy goodness :)
the berrie track is NOT HARDCORE! I mean we all listen to the cheese! (even Baldo) but that has never ever ever!!
but while were on the subject, its got to be 2 without heads u nd me (hardcore forever)
Go Mental has done a remix of Sunshine after the Rain... |
| Brian K |
quote:
Originally posted by bulby_g:
Yes it is. This version goes down well at kids parties though (me and my friend do mobile discos). + The B side is actually decent...
... No really.
I know the b side is better, I always laughed at Mr Murray because he played the side of records that were horrible...saturday night happened to be one of them =P
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| Stevie c |
Hey Jude Happy hardcore style
Friends theme Happy Hardcore style
But the one that still really gets to me is the CanCan tune
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| Smoogie |
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie c:
Hey Jude Happy hardcore style
Friends theme Happy Hardcore style
But the one that still really gets to me is the CanCan tune
that would be Sharkey and Dee, Can can you do it (1996) a good track from Sharkey's pre Trancecore/Freeform days! Also there are many Alton Tower's tracks by a few artists! |
| novaboy |
cancan? wasnt that a prog house / techno label from uk lol? wer talkin bout happykore here mate! unless thats a song... i thought sharkeys stuff was darker? |
| Dave Tee |
'Sandman - Can Can Party' was the bouncy/tartan techno version of the can can... and what a stomper it was, not that cheesy in my opinion, lyrics about love and heaven are more cheesey to me |
| Hard2Get |
Vinylgroover's remix of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles :P |
| novaboy |
quote:
Originally posted by Hard2Get:
Vinylgroover's remix of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles :P
so he did 2 remixes of beatles songs? i havent even heard of that one |
| novaboy |
mate im pretty sure it was by DJ Kaos |
| Dain-Ja |
Hixxy & Sharkey - Toytown
Dougal & Eruption - Party Time
Triple J - House of Heaven (probably the cheesiest I know) |
| Hard2Get |
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Noize:
quote:
Originally posted by Hard2Get:
Vinylgroover's remix of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles :P
so he did 2 remixes of beatles songs? i havent even heard of that one
2 and a remix of Imagine by John Lennon! |
| Hard2Get |
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Noize:
mate im pretty sure it was by DJ Kaos
It dosn't matter, the point is it's very cheesey! :P |
| novaboy |
quote:
Originally posted by Hard2Get:
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Noize:
mate im pretty sure it was by DJ Kaos
It dosn't matter, the point is it's very cheesey! :P
lol, havent heard of the john lennon one either... |
| novaboy |
quote:
Originally posted by Dain-Ja:
Triple J - House of Heaven (probably the cheesiest I know)
7th Heaven ...? |
| Hard2Get |
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Noize:
quote:
Originally posted by Dain-Ja:
Triple J - House of Heaven (probably the cheesiest I know)
7th Heaven ...?
7th Heaven is a tune (the original version not the released version, but that one is good too)!
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Noize:
quote:
Originally posted by Hard2Get:
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Noize:
mate im pretty sure it was by DJ Kaos
It dosn't matter, the point is it's very cheesey! :P
lol, havent heard of the john lennon one either...
It's actually not bad, i quite like it :)
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| novaboy |
i've never heard 7th heaven, apparently it was triple j's last release. |
| Hard2Get |
quote:
Originally posted by _nova_:
i've never heard 7th heaven, apparently it was triple j's last release.
The original version was never released :P There is a more recent version though which was released, it's out on JAL :) |
| Taiko |
How come nobody mentioned the old Cheddar releases on Quosh?
Pure cheese right there... |
| Jes-Star |
How about the Neverending Story and Oompa Loompa Happy Hardcore mixes
or i found this track cant remember who by 'I'm a Raver' its hilarious i love it |
| warped_candykid |
quote:
Originally posted by _nova_:
cancan? wasnt that a prog house / techno label from uk lol? wer talkin bout happykore here mate! unless thats a song... i thought sharkeys stuff was darker?
Back in the early 90's, Sharkey had a happier side to him before he started pushing the trancecore/freeform sound in 96/97 (possibly earlier) |
| novaboy |
quote:
Originally posted by Jes-Star:
How about the Neverending Story and Oompa Loompa Happy Hardcore mixes
or i found this track cant remember who by 'I'm a Raver' its hilarious i love it
i know the 'neverending story' is actually spree - neverending hardcore, and the oompa loompa one? u seem like a limewire user lol the have all this misnamed shit |
| Jes-Star |
Easy buddy you dont know me
i was just trying to join in the fun so what if i dont know the name of every track
how am i supposed to learn if the people who do know just put me down for even trying
damn i was hoping this site would be different to other ones
stuff this im a raver if i want to talk to other ravers ill just go to an event
ive had it with jaded computer nerds who need to put other people down to feel good |
| novaboy |
quote:
Originally posted by Jes-Star:
Easy buddy you dont know me
i was just trying to join in the fun so what if i dont know the name of every track
how am i supposed to learn if the people who do know just put me down for even trying
damn i was hoping this site would be different to other ones
stuff this im a raver if i want to talk to other ravers ill just go to an event
ive had it with jaded computer nerds who need to put other people down to feel good
sorry for being a dick...
btw, im not a nerd =P |
| trippy1987 |
dj daydream - galaxy is cheezy but a class tune |
| Pegz |
MUSIC INSTRUCTOR - "Hymn" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd847TfxgCc)
II YOUNG II RAVE - "Song for You" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2dNeA9y228)
SONIC - "They call me Sonic" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvavclgsp9k)
RAVE BUSTERZ - "We Fly to Fairyland" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YadEylycZFc)
SOAP - "Happy Tunes" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z034eRy7B1I)
DE GABBERCLOWN - "Arie en Bastiaan" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Asb-H-8MA)
ZOEE - "Tekkno Wonderland" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B_LupbBRtM)
REEF TEEFFIE - "Klappus in je Handjes" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EG7T1KIQoM)
etc etc... |
| djscavenger |
anything by dune really, rainbow to the stars anyone? |
| Pravin |
quote:
Originally posted by Jes-Star:
How about the Neverending Story and Oompa Loompa Happy Hardcore mixes
or i found this track cant remember who by 'I'm a Raver' its hilarious i love it
Is that "I'm a Raver - Lipstick"
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| Sulphurik |
Alot of tracks mentioned haven't heard and some I don't want to!
Will add anything from The Party Animals to the list! They were actually very successful in the 90s. Some of their tracks I'll admit are ok but many contain too much cheese! |
