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| djbuzz1021 |
Ok thought I would start a joke thread or anything that funny. See how many we can come up with. Ill start.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is thirty cat
this is seconds cat
well done! now go back and read the third word of every line!
Quality! |
| rosin007 |
someone already made a thread like this like week ago |
| Rayovac |
Just WHO is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt.'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holy Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt |
| Future_Shock |
Massive frown @ this topic.
Whats wrong with the joke thread from like two days ago? |
| djbuzz1021 |
never saw it sorry. |
| Rayovac |
quote:
Originally posted by Andy_Influx:
Massive frown @ this topic.
Whats wrong with the joke thread from like two days ago?
No one ever remembers/thinks about who's/what's second. Thus no one ever looks at page two.  |
| simdog |
one sperm says to the other sperm "oi mate, how long till we get to this egg thing?"
the other sperm replies " ages mate, we just went past the tonsils" |
| whispering |
Bumping this to replace the locked one. Should serve as a somewhat fresh start. |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by whispering:
Bumping this to replace the locked one. Should serve as a somewhat fresh start.
nah, i demand mine be unlocked |
| Triquatra |
dude, your thread was locked not because it wasnt funny, but because some of the jokes were against forum rules, it doesnt matter if we found them funny or not, i had a chuckle at nearly all of them (some of them corny and a little groan/eye roll worthy) but rules is rules. dont take it so hard! |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
dude, your thread was locked not because it wasnt funny, but because some of the jokes were against forum rules, it doesnt matter if we found them funny or not, i had a chuckle at nearly all of them (some of them corny and a little groan/eye roll worthy) but rules is rules. dont take it so hard!
I find it hard to follow rules, especially joke rules. A joke is a ****ing joke regardless of its bastard offensiveness... Its ok, i will find a place to add my jokes |
| latininxtc |
wilky just make ur jokes available upon request thru PM. then no harm done |
| Jay-Owen |
I must say I found a lot of the jokes in Wilky's thread to be just not funny.
If a joke is funny, I can forgive it for being racist. But when it's both racist and unfunny, it's just pointless hate. |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by Jay-Owen:
I must say I found a lot of the jokes in Wilky's thread to be just not funny.
If a joke is funny, I can forgive it for being racist. But when it's both racist and unfunny, it's just pointless hate.
You would say that yea |
| Rayovac |
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
dude, your thread was locked not because it wasnt funny, but because some of the jokes were against forum rules, it doesnt matter if we found them funny or not, i had a chuckle at nearly all of them (some of them corny and a little groan/eye roll worthy) but rules is rules. dont take it so hard!
I find it hard to follow rules, especially joke rules. A joke is a ****ing joke regardless of its bastard offensiveness... Its ok, i will find a place to add my jokes
And yet you wonder why your last thread got the dreaded padlock on it. |
| 95_was_the_time |
if anyone's got some actually funny j*w jokes, pm them to me. |
| Wilky |
This thread is a ****in joke |
| Jay-Owen |
Noooo? Really? It's funnier than your one, for one |
| painisgain0 |
quote:
Originally posted by djbuzz1021:
Ok thought I would start a joke thread or anything that funny. See how many we can come up with. Ill start.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is thirty cat
this is seconds cat
well done! now go back and read the third word of every line!
Quality!
haha I've never seen this before lol
Tommy
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| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by Jay-Owen:
Noooo? Really? It's funnier than your one, for one
I meant to put site!!! |
| TheOneNOnly |
quote:
Originally posted by Jay-Owen:
I must say I found a lot of the jokes in Wilky's thread to be just not funny.
If a joke is funny, I can forgive it for being racist. But when it's both racist and unfunny, it's just pointless hate.
Says you.
You may not think it's funny, but others might.
Everyone is racist to an extent. |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by TheOneNOnly:
quote:
Originally posted by Jay-Owen:
I must say I found a lot of the jokes in Wilky's thread to be just not funny.
If a joke is funny, I can forgive it for being racist. But when it's both racist and unfunny, it's just pointless hate.
Says you.
You may not think it's funny, but others might.
Everyone is racist to an extent.
If u change that statement to prejudice then i will 100% agree |
| dj_excy |
http://www.happyhardcore.com/forums/topic.asp?topic_id=13663 |
| Rayovac |
quote:
Originally posted by TheOneNOnly:
quote:
Originally posted by Jay-Owen:
I must say I found a lot of the jokes in Wilky's thread to be just not funny.
If a joke is funny, I can forgive it for being racist. But when it's both racist and unfunny, it's just pointless hate.
Says you.
You may not think it's funny, but others might.
Everyone is racist to an extent.
I giggled at maybe one but there's a certain point where you go from being funny to downright offensive.
Now that I think about it, if a black person cracks a nasty joke about white people, everyone has a good laugh. If a white person cracks just an incredibly modest joke that might not even have been aimed at a black person or blacks in general, there's a moral shitstorm. |
| latininxtc |
whoever posted those arab racist jokes, i didn't find them funny at all. but racist jokes are a regional thing. i sent wilky some of my blk jokes and he didn't get any of them. and thinkin about it, i can c y. i can send them to c cell and he'll get them because they relate to our history.
but regardless of whether they were funny or not, they shouldn't have been posted.
and C Cell i have blk friends who think that blk jokes are hilarious. and i am mexican, so jokes about mexicans and other hispanics i laught at them too, but only of course if they are funny. |
| Rayovac |
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
and C Cell i have blk friends who think that blk jokes are hilarious. and i am mexican, so jokes about mexicans and other hispanics i laught at them too, but only of course if they are funny.
Sorry, I implied it wrong. I should have added that it's usually what happens. There are a lot of people out there who... well, not sure how to describe it... I can understand reacting badly to a tasteless joke but some react badly to almost any joke that could even remotely connected to racism. |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by C Cell:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
and C Cell i have blk friends who think that blk jokes are hilarious. and i am mexican, so jokes about mexicans and other hispanics i laught at them too, but only of course if they are funny.
Sorry, I implied it wrong. I should have added that it's usually what happens. There are a lot of people out there who... well, not sure how to describe it... I can understand reacting badly to a tasteless joke but some react badly to almost any joke that could even remotely connected to racism.
Thats the sort of point ti was tryin to make. People can joke about anything, as soon as u joke about asians, blacks or arabs then there is uproar |
| Triquatra |
its just against the sites rules, its not that big of a deal - you're on this site, you play by the sites rules...your on another site you play by that sites rules, its not so bad "oh my god i cant post (clearly hate-driven) racist jokes on happyhardcore.com!111!!!!"
you go to a playschool naked, you get arrested - you go to a nudist camp you dont.
you mess someone up in public..you get arrested - you mess someone up in a boxing ring, you get a prize
you post against the rules on happyhardcore.com it gets deleted - you post the same thing on 4chan and it doesnt
im finding it hard to see why the concept is so hard to grasp - this forum has different rules to another one...deal with it, its not sooooo bad lol. it was only the jokes that were hate-drivin (about stamping the shit out of peoples heads) that were edited (to answer C Cell's point about jokes being remotely connected to racism)
if you dont like the rules, you should take it up with Silver, and tell him why you think he should change the rules on his site, which he has put so much money and effort into so that the rules suit you. |
| latininxtc |
i agree w/ triquatra on that one. which is y i originally didn't put any racist jokes in the 1st place.
wilky if u r still gonna b bitchy bout this whole situation, leave and go 2 ush. they let u pose nude pictures on there
then u can b ur immature self at the highest lvl |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
i agree w/ triquatra on that one. which is y i originally didn't put any racist jokes in the 1st place.
wilky if u r still gonna b bitchy bout this whole situation, leave and go 2 ush. they let u pose nude pictures on there
then u can b ur immature self at the highest lvl
Nah ush is full of preteen ****ers |
| latininxtc |
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
i agree w/ triquatra on that one. which is y i originally didn't put any racist jokes in the 1st place.
wilky if u r still gonna b bitchy bout this whole situation, leave and go 2 ush. they let u pose nude pictures on there
then u can b ur immature self at the highest lvl
Nah ush is full of preteen ****ers
ur older than i am and act 1/2 my age so yea u fit in nicely |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
i agree w/ triquatra on that one. which is y i originally didn't put any racist jokes in the 1st place.
wilky if u r still gonna b bitchy bout this whole situation, leave and go 2 ush. they let u pose nude pictures on there
then u can b ur immature self at the highest lvl
Nah ush is full of preteen ****ers
ur older than i am and act 1/2 my age so yea u fit in nicely
how old are u? |
| latininxtc |
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
i agree w/ triquatra on that one. which is y i originally didn't put any racist jokes in the 1st place.
wilky if u r still gonna b bitchy bout this whole situation, leave and go 2 ush. they let u pose nude pictures on there
then u can b ur immature self at the highest lvl
Nah ush is full of preteen ****ers
ur older than i am and act 1/2 my age so yea u fit in nicely
how old are u?
check my profile and do the math |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
i agree w/ triquatra on that one. which is y i originally didn't put any racist jokes in the 1st place.
wilky if u r still gonna b bitchy bout this whole situation, leave and go 2 ush. they let u pose nude pictures on there
then u can b ur immature self at the highest lvl
Nah ush is full of preteen ****ers
ur older than i am and act 1/2 my age so yea u fit in nicely
how old are u?
check my profile and do the math
I think u mean "maths" u yanks are so funny |
| Triquatra |
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:I think u mean "maths" u yanks are so funny
*you |
| Rayovac |
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
I think you mean "maths." You yanks are so funny.
Fixed that for you.
 |
| latininxtc |
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
I think u mean "maths" u yanks are so funny
sorry but i take offense to that! I'm from the south of the US. yanks are from the north of the US, specifically New England area.
so think about what you say before you offend someone . . . you dirty bitch |
| Lilley |
girls, girls, settle down. |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
I think u mean "maths" u yanks are so funny
sorry but i take offense to that! I'm from the south of the US. yanks are from the north of the US, specifically New England area.
so think about what you say before you offend someone . . . you dirty bitch
You chose to take offence therefore a retard |
| Triquatra |
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| latininxtc |
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
I think u mean "maths" u yanks are so funny
sorry but i take offense to that! I'm from the south of the US. yanks are from the north of the US, specifically New England area.
so think about what you say before you offend someone . . . you dirty bitch
You chose to take offence therefore a retard
i was being sarcastic sheesh u have no sense of humor beyond racist jokes u r a deeply disturbed person |
| Future_Shock |
quote:
Originally posted by Lilley:
girls, girls, settle down.
Handbags at the ready... |
| Future_Shock |
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
I think u mean "maths" u yanks are so funny
sorry but i take offense to that! I'm from the south of the US. yanks are from the north of the US, specifically New England area.
so think about what you say before you offend someone . . . you dirty bitch
You chose to take offence therefore a retard
I don't think taking offence to something is a choice... |
| SPOOX |
Why do we have to keep having threads like this? Full of attitude? |
| latininxtc |
quote:
Originally posted by SPOOX:
Why do we have to keep having threads like this? Full of attitude?
too much testosterone on this site. we need some more female members to post on the forums! |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by Andy_Influx:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:
I think u mean "maths" u yanks are so funny
sorry but i take offense to that! I'm from the south of the US. yanks are from the north of the US, specifically New England area.
so think about what you say before you offend someone . . . you dirty bitch
You chose to take offence therefore a retard
I don't think taking offence to something is a choice...
Damn rite it s a choice. We all make decions on what we hear, see, smell, feal and act on them. If i call u a prick you can laugh it off or cry, if you cry you took offence, a decision you choose to do |
| Triquatra |
deep.
but your saying about how you act once you've taken offense - that doesnt stop you taking offence in the first place.
you can still take offence and not do anything.
which is what they are saying - Ai doesnt think you can change the fact you were offended - the only thing you can change is how you act once you have been offended - how you choose to react will define you as a person to those around watching you.
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| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
deep.
but your saying about how you act once you've taken offense - that doesnt stop you taking offence in the first place.
you can still take offence and not do anything.
which is what they are saying - Ai doesnt think you can change the fact you were offended - the only thing you can change is how you act once you have been offended - how you choose to react will define you as a person to those around watching you.
Maybe but if u take offence then its because it bothers/upsets u. If u take offence and say/do nothing then it hasnt bothered/upset u therefore u havnt really taken offence |
| Triquatra |
politicians are offended all the time, they arent allowed to say anything back because of their positions of power, so they say nothing - that doesnt mean they didnt take offence. |
| Triquatra |
besides this came up because you said
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:You chose to take offence therefore a retard
which was your response to a clearly sarcastic post - which from your reply it looks like you didnt pick up - it looks like you took offense, acted on it, and called him a retard.... |
| Wilky |
quote:
Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
besides this came up because you said
quote:
Originally posted by Wilky:You chose to take offence therefore a retard
which was your response to a clearly sarcastic post - which from your reply it looks like you didnt pick up - it looks like you took offense, acted on it, and called him a retard....
haha i dont take offence |
| Triquatra |
sure you dont |
| Jay-Owen |
It's funny how a thread called 'Jokes Thread!' has 1% Joke and 99% Arguing over jokes... |
| Rayovac |
So Wilky, latininxtc, and Triquatra walk into a bar...
Ouch! Guess they were too focused on their own argument!  |
| latininxtc |
quote:
Originally posted by C Cell:
So Wilky, latinxtc, and Triquatra walk into a bar...
Ouch! Guess they were too focused on their own argument!
check your eyes again it's latininxtc
that's at least the 2nd time u misspelled it. |
| Rayovac |
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by C Cell:
So Wilky, latinxtc, and Triquatra walk into a bar...
Ouch! Guess they were too focused on their own argument!
check your eyes again it's latininxtc
that's at least the 2nd time u misspelled it.
Oops, sorry.  |
| latininxtc |
quote:
Originally posted by C Cell:
quote:
Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:
Originally posted by C Cell:
So Wilky, latinxtc, and Triquatra walk into a bar...
Ouch! Guess they were too focused on their own argument!
check your eyes again it's latininxtc
that's at least the 2nd time u misspelled it.
Oops, sorry.
no probs  |
| Rayovac |
A man is sitting in his easy chair reading the paper, when his eldest daughter, age 9, runs up to him and says "Daddy, Daddy! Why is my name Rose?"
He replies, "Well, honey, when you were born, we couldn't decide on a name, but just then, a rose petal floated into the room and landed right on your forehead, and that's why we named you Rose."
Just then, his middle daughter, age 7, runs up and says "Daddy, Daddy! Why is my name Snowflake?"
He replies, "Well, honey, when you were born, we couldn't decide on a name, but just then, a snowflake floated into the room and landed right on your forehead, and that's why we named you Snowflake."
Then, his youngest daughter runs up and says "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGH"
And he says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
There are two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other: "You drive, I'll get the guns."
How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The bulb contains within it the seeds of it's own revolution.
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| cruelcore1 |
What is the source of the latest Happy Hardcore jokes? I dunno, but the old ones were better anyway.  |
