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djbuzz1021
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 Posted - 2008/11/22 : 14:38:31
Ok thought I would start a joke thread or anything that funny. See how many we can come up with. Ill start.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is thirty cat
this is seconds cat
well done! now go back and read the third word of every line!
Quality!
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rosin007
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Posted - 2008/11/22 : 14:46:58
someone already made a thread like this like week ago
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Posted - 2008/11/22 : 14:56:38
Just WHO is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt.'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holy Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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Future_Shock
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Posted - 2008/11/22 : 18:05:56
Massive frown @ this topic.
Whats wrong with the joke thread from like two days ago?
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djbuzz1021
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Posted - 2008/11/22 : 18:17:28
never saw it sorry.
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2008/11/23 : 05:29:58
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Originally posted by Andy_Influx:
Massive frown @ this topic.
Whats wrong with the joke thread from like two days ago?
No one ever remembers/thinks about who's/what's second. Thus no one ever looks at page two. 
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simdog
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Posted - 2008/11/23 : 12:48:14
one sperm says to the other sperm "oi mate, how long till we get to this egg thing?"
the other sperm replies " ages mate, we just went past the tonsils"
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whispering
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 07:22:21
Bumping this to replace the locked one. Should serve as a somewhat fresh start.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 08:03:05
quote:
Originally posted by whispering:
Bumping this to replace the locked one. Should serve as a somewhat fresh start.
nah, i demand mine be unlocked
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 08:33:02
dude, your thread was locked not because it wasnt funny, but because some of the jokes were against forum rules, it doesnt matter if we found them funny or not, i had a chuckle at nearly all of them (some of them corny and a little groan/eye roll worthy) but rules is rules. dont take it so hard!
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 08:41:39
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dude, your thread was locked not because it wasnt funny, but because some of the jokes were against forum rules, it doesnt matter if we found them funny or not, i had a chuckle at nearly all of them (some of them corny and a little groan/eye roll worthy) but rules is rules. dont take it so hard!
I find it hard to follow rules, especially joke rules. A joke is a ****ing joke regardless of its bastard offensiveness... Its ok, i will find a place to add my jokes
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latininxtc
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 14:17:03
wilky just make ur jokes available upon request thru PM. then no harm done
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 16:12:20
I must say I found a lot of the jokes in Wilky's thread to be just not funny.
If a joke is funny, I can forgive it for being racist. But when it's both racist and unfunny, it's just pointless hate.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 16:41:18
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I must say I found a lot of the jokes in Wilky's thread to be just not funny.
If a joke is funny, I can forgive it for being racist. But when it's both racist and unfunny, it's just pointless hate.
You would say that yea
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 18:09:05
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quote:
Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
dude, your thread was locked not because it wasnt funny, but because some of the jokes were against forum rules, it doesnt matter if we found them funny or not, i had a chuckle at nearly all of them (some of them corny and a little groan/eye roll worthy) but rules is rules. dont take it so hard!
I find it hard to follow rules, especially joke rules. A joke is a ****ing joke regardless of its bastard offensiveness... Its ok, i will find a place to add my jokes
And yet you wonder why your last thread got the dreaded padlock on it.
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95_was_the_time
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Posted - 2009/03/12 : 18:14:46
if anyone's got some actually funny j*w jokes, pm them to me.
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