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Captain Triceps
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Posted - 2014/06/24 : 21:04:59

Inspired by an off the cuff comment in the General Hardcore section.
Who would play who in a hardcore soap opera? And what would it be called?

I reckon:

Breakbeat Street:

Cast:

Bruce Willis as Brisk
Frankie Boyle as Billy Bunter
Pat Sharp as Dougal
Sheldon Cooper as Darren Styles
Macauly Culkin as Gammer
Ron Howard as Chris Unknown
Robbie Coltrane as Hixxy
50 Cent as Storm
Charles Dance as Stu Allan
Steven Seagal as Slipmatt
Hugh Grant as Vibes

Christ I'm bored!

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The Dopeman
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Posted - 2014/06/24 : 21:19:26

agree with all except one 50 Cent as STORM!!! lol he's too cool to play storm (he's a dick but still a cool one)

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Captain Triceps
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Posted - 2014/06/24 : 21:23:53

quote:
Originally posted by The Dopeman:
agree with all except one 50 Cent as STORM!!! lol he's too cool to play storm (he's a dick but still a cool one)

I were meant to point out, 50 Cent in a specific role, I've not seen the film but I've seen the pictures. He lost weight for it,

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_Jay_
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Posted - 2014/06/25 : 06:09:42

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
Pat Sharp as Dougal

LOL. That is inspired.

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
Hugh Grant as Vibes

LOL. Another great one.

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Bee-Trax
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Posted - 2014/06/25 : 08:08:54

If there is a space, I would be happy to put myself forward to be a a character who was swept out to sea 14 years ago, but was picked up by a trawler, has since been suffering from amnesia, renamed myself Ted, and joined the salvation army. Oneday Robbie Coltrane would see me collecting boxes from Macauly Culkin and recognise me/try and track me back down.
I don't want to give too much of the storyline away, but basically it ends with everybody making a new bonkers 7 album.

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_Jay_
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Posted - 2014/06/27 : 06:34:44

quote:
Originally posted by Bee-Trax:
If there is a space, I would be happy to put myself forward to be a a character who was swept out to sea 14 years ago, but was picked up by a trawler, has since been suffering from amnesia, renamed myself Ted, and joined the salvation army. Oneday Robbie Coltrane would see me collecting boxes from Macauly Culkin and recognise me/try and track me back down.
I don't want to give too much of the storyline away, but basically it ends with everybody making a new bonkers 7 album.