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näkkk
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 Posted - 2009/11/23 : 01:44:14
It has come to my attention that at the bottom of every document or page on this site, there is a little piece of text notifying you how many ninjas have been spent to process the page.
I imagine that over the years, this site must have spent a considerable amount of ninjas to support website traffic, and that we might be running out of ninjas.
I therefore suggest to replace these ninjas with pirates.
-Pirates are hardier than ninjas, they can take more load before they must be replaced.
-Ninjas sneak around stealthily, and this can take a lot of time. Pirates on the other hand are straight-to-the-point people, and as such get the job done faster.
-Pirates are cooler than ninjas.
These points clearly indicate that the page would run smoother and more efficiently if ninjas are replaced with pirates, and because I love this site and the community I feel it is my obligation to enlighten the public on this subject.
-the näkk
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silver
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 Posted - 2009/11/24 : 14:35:58
:)
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ABET
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Posted - 2009/11/24 : 15:09:06
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Fishy
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Posted - 2009/11/24 : 15:16:46
quote:
Originally posted by ABET:
Yea!
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näkkk
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Posted - 2009/11/24 : 16:30:00
noes ;<
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/11/24 : 18:51:53
This thread made my day.
On a side note...
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It took 0.83 ninja's to process this page!
Ninja is? ;)
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8D
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Posted - 2009/11/24 : 19:16:31
but think about how often pirates are drunk, we would only get linked to the right page half the time if pirates were in control...
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näkkk
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Posted - 2009/11/24 : 23:35:24
That's where you're wrong, all the days and night spent drinking at sea have made them pretty tough drinkers, so they have control even when drunk :)
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atomsk
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Posted - 2009/11/25 : 00:36:50
but how can they type when they got hooks for hands?
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Shades
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Posted - 2009/11/25 : 00:42:56
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Originally posted by atomsk:
but how can they type when they got hooks for hands?
you watch peter pan too much dude..........
they sail around the interwebz so got no reason to type
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Project-Industrial
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Posted - 2009/11/25 : 09:41:59
the thing is.. the forum would load slower.. because pirates need the right direction of wind to go faster. ninja's are quick and this is a big advantage. we could use africans because there's a whole continent full of em nd if ya look at the olympics.. they run amazingly fast! i think that would be better then pirates
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näkkk
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Posted - 2009/11/25 : 10:41:15
quote:
Originally posted by Project-Industrial:
the thing is.. the forum would load slower.. because pirates need the right direction of wind to go faster. ninja's are quick and this is a big advantage. we could use africans because there's a whole continent full of em nd if ya look at the olympics.. they run amazingly fast! i think that would be better then pirates
Somalian pirates?
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/11/25 : 12:37:54
Pirates > Ninjas
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