Lilley Advanced Member
Australia
3,740 posts Joined: Jul, 2006
Posted - 2012/08/02 : 04:53:27
quote:Originally posted by djflammy:
quote:Originally posted by Lilley:
I liked it.
thank you i luv you
When I said I liked it, I meant I've heard worse. I struggled for a while to remember what it was that was worse but then it came to me. A magpie recently got stuck under my car while I was driving from Sydney to Adelaide. The cities are approximately 1300 km apart, or 800 miles in the old money. Anyway, the magpie was in the middle of the road and started to fly away when it heard me coming. This one was particularly stupid though, it flew straight along the road and stayed low. Instead of going under the car it went straight through the front grill. Because it was flying facing away from the car, it went in backwards. This pretty much broke it completely, legs and wings were all messed up at crazy angles. I pulled over because I knew it was stuck as I didn't see it come out the back. It was stuck between the base protective panel of the engine bay and the engine sump. It was properly stuck could barely move at all. It did try flapping its wings a bit though but that didn't help because there was no room and its wings were completely broken. Initially I though the magpie was dead, because when you collect a magpie at 140 km/h (85 mph) you expect the magpie to die. I could see it's head and had leather gloves on so I grabbed its head and tried to pull it out. It was then that the magpie bit me. So I grabbed a big ****off stick with a fat knot at the end and tried to kill it, it's life was pretty much over anyway, once it came out it would be worse than dead. However, after trying to beat its head with the stick the magpie pulled its head away and hid so all I could see was the back of the neck. I was trying to kill it for a while but it just wouldn't work.
The point is, the sound the magpie was making the whole time I was trying to beat its head into a box shape in order to kill it was what sounded worse than that mix and sweet tunes.
In the end the bastard just wouldn't die so I had to drive another 200 km (125 miles) before I could get the car put on a jack in order to get it out properly. It stayed alive the whole time. Poor ****en bird.
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DJseaking Average Member
Canada
242 posts Joined: Jul, 2010
Posted - 2012/08/02 : 05:51:16
quote:Originally posted by Lilley:
quote:Originally posted by djflammy:
quote:Originally posted by Lilley:
I liked it.
thank you i luv you
When I said I liked it, I meant I've heard worse. I struggled for a while to remember what it was that was worse but then it came to me. A magpie recently got stuck under my car while I was driving from Sydney to Adelaide. The cities are approximately 1300 km apart, or 800 miles in the old money. Anyway, the magpie was in the middle of the road and started to fly away when it heard me coming. This one was particularly stupid though, it flew straight along the road and stayed low. Instead of going under the car it went straight through the front grill. Because it was flying facing away from the car, it went in backwards. This pretty much broke it completely, legs and wings were all messed up at crazy angles. I pulled over because I knew it was stuck as I didn't see it come out the back. It was stuck between the base protective panel of the engine bay and the engine sump. It was properly stuck could barely move at all. It did try flapping its wings a bit though but that didn't help because there was no room and its wings were completely broken. Initially I though the magpie was dead, because when you collect a magpie at 140 km/h (85 mph) you expect the magpie to die. I could see it's head and had leather gloves on so I grabbed its head and tried to pull it out. It was then that the magpie bit me. So I grabbed a big ****off stick with a fat knot at the end and tried to kill it, it's life was pretty much over anyway, once it came out it would be worse than dead. However, after trying to beat its head with the stick the magpie pulled its head away and hid so all I could see was the back of the neck. I was trying to kill it for a while but it just wouldn't work.
The point is, the sound the magpie was making the whole time I was trying to beat its head into a box shape in order to kill it was what sounded worse than that mix and sweet tunes.
In the end the bastard just wouldn't die so I had to drive another 200 km (125 miles) before I could get the car put on a jack in order to get it out properly. It stayed alive the whole time. Poor ****en bird.
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Samination Advanced Member
Sweden
13,072 posts Joined: Jul, 2004
195 hardcore releases
Posted - 2012/08/02 : 11:36:25
quote:Originally posted by Archefluxx:
I suppose this is to be expected when we go so long without a Rankin thread.
The word "DIS" was enough to stop me reading this thread for so long, but when I saw it was 4 pages, I had to look!
did you go through all the pages aswell?
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brenergy Junior Member
Canada
105 posts Joined: Oct, 2011
Posted - 2012/08/02 : 12:13:29
quote:Originally posted by Lilley:
quote:Originally posted by djflammy:
quote:Originally posted by Lilley:
I liked it.
thank you i luv you
When I said I liked it, I meant I've heard worse. I struggled for a while to remember what it was that was worse but then it came to me. A magpie recently got stuck under my car while I was driving from Sydney to Adelaide. The cities are approximately 1300 km apart, or 800 miles in the old money. Anyway, the magpie was in the middle of the road and started to fly away when it heard me coming. This one was particularly stupid though, it flew straight along the road and stayed low. Instead of going under the car it went straight through the front grill. Because it was flying facing away from the car, it went in backwards. This pretty much broke it completely, legs and wings were all messed up at crazy angles. I pulled over because I knew it was stuck as I didn't see it come out the back. It was stuck between the base protective panel of the engine bay and the engine sump. It was properly stuck could barely move at all. It did try flapping its wings a bit though but that didn't help because there was no room and its wings were completely broken. Initially I though the magpie was dead, because when you collect a magpie at 140 km/h (85 mph) you expect the magpie to die. I could see it's head and had leather gloves on so I grabbed its head and tried to pull it out. It was then that the magpie bit me. So I grabbed a big ****off stick with a fat knot at the end and tried to kill it, it's life was pretty much over anyway, once it came out it would be worse than dead. However, after trying to beat its head with the stick the magpie pulled its head away and hid so all I could see was the back of the neck. I was trying to kill it for a while but it just wouldn't work.
The point is, the sound the magpie was making the whole time I was trying to beat its head into a box shape in order to kill it was what sounded worse than that mix and sweet tunes.
In the end the bastard just wouldn't die so I had to drive another 200 km (125 miles) before I could get the car put on a jack in order to get it out properly. It stayed alive the whole time. Poor ****en bird.
Damn. poor bird indeed.
quote:Originally posted by Archefluxx:
I suppose this is to be expected when we go so long without a Rankin thread.
The word "DIS" was enough to stop me reading this thread for so long, but when I saw it was 4 pages, I had to look!
welcome to the gateway to utter insanity that is DJ Datts D :S
xD
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