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RaverBaby69
Average Member
United Kingdom
234 posts
Joined: Nov, 2001
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 Posted - 2002/12/09 : 21:37:12
Speaking of txt messages....... does anyone know any good ones of any kind?
"I'm having the best time being off my pickle and feelin the music"
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DJWOOWOO69
New Member
United Kingdom
56 posts
Joined: Sep, 2002
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Posted - 2002/12/09 : 23:52:41
2 4 6 8 feeling horny just carnt w8. 3 5 7 9 wont ur body next 2 mine. A B C D whont u cum on 2 fo me. U V W X ring me when ur wonting sex.
i thik thas well smart
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fazza
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,126 posts
Joined: Sep, 2002
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Posted - 2002/12/10 : 12:13:42
if u read this it means u love me, if u delete it it means u want me, if u ignore it it means u wana fuk me so wot u gonna do? got sent that the other day! was pleasantly surprised!
"I feel you, i want you, i know your touch is all i need, im waiting you're shining"
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Oli G
Advanced Member
United States
1,817 posts
Joined: Oct, 2001
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Posted - 2002/12/10 : 12:24:09
"02 Alert, our Credit Card Has Failed Please contact Customer Services"
(from an actualy 02 address too:/)
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*note this message does not get sent out :D
CAM001 Out FEB2003
Distribution Through Nu Energy & Imo
www.camelrecords.co.uk
\o/ <o/ \o> <o> /o\ _o/ \o_
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DJWOOWOO69
New Member
United Kingdom
56 posts
Joined: Sep, 2002
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Posted - 2002/12/12 : 05:22:44
like it fazza
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alanfarrelly1
New Member
Ireland
23 posts
Joined: Oct, 2002
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Posted - 2002/12/12 : 06:18:54
rooster & cat going over a bridge,cat slips & falls in river. rooster cant stop laughing. whats the moral of story? wherever theres a wet pussy theres a happy cock
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
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Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
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number2301
Senior Member
Virgin Islands (US)
408 posts
Joined: Jul, 2002
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Posted - 2002/12/12 : 07:22:08
How about -
'Sex n drugs n rock n rave, lets get mashed and misbehave. On speed n weed n little E's lets get ****ed and talk to trees. Lifes a trip n then you die so **** em all and lets get high!'
I like that one :D
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'Living in my world is easy, there is only peace, love and ... ecstacy'
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DJ Mouse
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2,687 posts
Joined: Jul, 2001
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Posted - 2002/12/12 : 13:09:11
better than the one i heard anyways
sex drugs rock n roll,speed weed birth control,life's a bitch and then you die so fu©k the world and lets get high
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DJWOOWOO69
New Member
United Kingdom
56 posts
Joined: Sep, 2002
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Posted - 2002/12/12 : 23:59:12
if the c was vodka i would b a duck i would swim 2 the bottem & have a good suck but the c isnt vodka & im not a duck. so u go down & have a go suck
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