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toxic
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 Posted - 2003/01/22 : 16:30:49
time to cook a newbie
Whisper something nice, and ill make you scream twice !!!
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DJ Mouse
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 16:40:20
LOL when my mate was younger he did that to a fly,first its wings burned up then it ran around inside the microwave before blowing up after about 10 seconds. RIP to that fly :(
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strychnine
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 19:08:38
^^ let's try it with a newbie then!!! 
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XxthereafterxX
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United States
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 19:48:37
Thanks...I didn't think this topic would be so big....and I guess not many people like newbies...
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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 20:09:22
shit, the newbie exploded, ohh well, next 8secs will be enough
better get the bib out then
*starts licking inside of microwave*
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strychnine
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 03:10:24
quote:
Originally posted by XxthereafterxX:
....and I guess not many people like newbies...
You're wrong there, XxthereafterxX - we're actually quite fond of newbies. C'mon, they're so tasty and crunchy, especially after some time on the grill ... 
Seriously though, this is just our special way of greeting you - an initiation, if you will, to make you feel welcome and to put you in the right frame of mind to be posting on these forums, ie completely and thoroughly confused, just like the rest of us. 
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Simon
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 08:27:12
quote:
Originally posted by strychnine:
Seriously though, this is just our special way of greeting you - an initiation, if you will, to make you feel welcome and to put you in the right frame of mind
If I had my way for the newbie's initiation it would involve Funny Costumes, Lots Of Pain, A Big Bouncy Castle, & a Chicken & there'll probebly be some Large Cooking utensills but no suace or salt needed they taste good fresh.
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fazza
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 08:32:38
quote:
Originally posted by toxic:
time to cook a newbie
Whisper something nice, and ill make you scream twice !!!
lol where do u keep gettin these from!!
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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 11:28:49
^^^
*pulls head out of microwave*
fazza, i still have a couple more up my sleeve
and XxthereafterxX, dont take our eating habits the wrong way. its just our weird way of saying hello
*goes back to finishing any remains in the microwave*
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DJ Mouse
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 13:41:13
you're all newbies to me so i should have priority to eating the food at least! MOVE OVER!!!! /me shoves everyone out of the way and scoffs the lot following with a huge burp. right where's the beer?
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Midway_raver
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 Posted - 2003/01/23 : 14:52:52
Mouse...Don't let the fact that ur the second highest poster go to ur head!!
Ur becomming power mad!!
Like a bolt of lightning it's so frightning..Get ur brain now we're igniting
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strychnine
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 15:55:38
Hmmm ... DJ Mouse has like close to 2000 posts - now how tasty would he be?
*takes out his STFU Taser™*
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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 16:31:52
quote:
Originally posted by strychnine:
Hmmm ... DJ Mouse has like close to 2000 posts - now how tasty would he be?
Would he be tasty, or just old and crusty?
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strychnine
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 17:07:29
^^ LMAO ... and besides, I've never been a big fan of rodent meat.
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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/23 : 17:26:07
^^^ and it smells too
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