| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| näkkk |
It has come to my attention that at the bottom of every document or page on this site, there is a little piece of text notifying you how many ninjas have been spent to process the page.
I imagine that over the years, this site must have spent a considerable amount of ninjas to support website traffic, and that we might be running out of ninjas.
I therefore suggest to replace these ninjas with pirates.
-Pirates are hardier than ninjas, they can take more load before they must be replaced.
-Ninjas sneak around stealthily, and this can take a lot of time. Pirates on the other hand are straight-to-the-point people, and as such get the job done faster.
-Pirates are cooler than ninjas.
These points clearly indicate that the page would run smoother and more efficiently if ninjas are replaced with pirates, and because I love this site and the community I feel it is my obligation to enlighten the public on this subject.
-the näkk
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| silver |
:) |
| ABET |
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| Fishy |
quote:
Originally posted by ABET:
Yea! |
| näkkk |
noes ;< |
| Rayovac |
This thread made my day.
On a side note...
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It took 0.83 ninja's to process this page!
Ninja is? ;) |
| 8D |
but think about how often pirates are drunk, we would only get linked to the right page half the time if pirates were in control... |
| näkkk |
That's where you're wrong, all the days and night spent drinking at sea have made them pretty tough drinkers, so they have control even when drunk :) |
| atomsk |
but how can they type when they got hooks for hands? |
| Shades |
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Originally posted by atomsk:
but how can they type when they got hooks for hands?
you watch peter pan too much dude..........
they sail around the interwebz so got no reason to type
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| Project-Industrial |
the thing is.. the forum would load slower.. because pirates need the right direction of wind to go faster. ninja's are quick and this is a big advantage. we could use africans because there's a whole continent full of em nd if ya look at the olympics.. they run amazingly fast! i think that would be better then pirates |
| näkkk |
quote:
Originally posted by Project-Industrial:
the thing is.. the forum would load slower.. because pirates need the right direction of wind to go faster. ninja's are quick and this is a big advantage. we could use africans because there's a whole continent full of em nd if ya look at the olympics.. they run amazingly fast! i think that would be better then pirates
Somalian pirates?
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| Triquatra |
Pirates > Ninjas
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