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Leelo1
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Posted - 2004/04/21 : 13:51:23
hi this is for the men /boys out there
have any of u got any tasks in life
i dunno wot it is but i gotta sleep with a female dj/producer
then ill be happy
wot is it about the whole djs are goodlookin thing???
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2004/04/21 : 15:07:19
i dunno i haven't really seen the dj attraction thing amongst the birds too massively as u say but i gotta say that for me, one of my tasks before i kick the bucket has gotta be to hit the big time for at least one night, oh yeah and have 3 lovely girls at once; thats always a good one to have 
If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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Knightmare
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Posted - 2004/04/21 : 18:45:20
Live and die a Hardcore life. Lately, it's been going alright, but I need to find new kicks to get a rush again. Since I quit the drugs a while back things in the everyday life have gotten dull.
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K-Hole
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Posted - 2004/04/21 : 22:20:34
quote: Originally posted by Leelo1:
i dunno wot it is but i gotta sleep with a female dj/producer
then ill be happy
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quietplace69
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 United States
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Posted - 2004/04/23 : 19:32:09
i want 2 die from a sex overdose
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B.C
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Posted - 2004/04/26 : 18:46:06
2 smoke a spliff while having sex wiv a burd from behind (the ashtray being on her back)
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DJ Superman
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Posted - 2004/04/26 : 20:30:57
to get laid .............. 
hahaha
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sexy_Rhi_Rhi
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Posted - 2004/04/26 : 20:46:52
i wudnt mind havin sex on a set of technics decks..lol
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whispering
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Posted - 2004/04/26 : 21:00:02
quote: Originally posted by sexy_Rhi_Rhi:
i wudnt mind havin sex on a set of technics decks..lol
So my sony isnt good enough 
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2004/04/26 : 21:11:11
quote: Originally posted by sexy_Rhi_Rhi:
i wudnt mind havin sex on a set of technics decks..lol
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i wouldn't wreck my technics just for one shag with a bird!! well maybe if it was like, carmen electra or something then i'm thinkin yeah i could deal with that!!! 
If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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pacman
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Posted - 2004/04/27 : 16:23:26
i've always wanted to kill someone with dental floss... i don't know why, it's just always been a dream of mine.
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hy5
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Posted - 2004/04/27 : 18:02:30
Um I would way rather have sex on the washer on spin cycle.I just don't think any position would be comfortable on a set of turntables.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGG the tonearm went up my ass" and that sort of thing.
does zoloft backwards really spell land of oz.
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2004/04/27 : 23:14:53
quote: Originally posted by hy5:
Um I would way rather have sex on the washer on spin cycle.I just don't think any position would be comfortable on a set of turntables.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGG the tonearm went up my ass" and that sort of thing.
does zoloft backwards really spell land of oz.
well i suppose its alright if u like that sorta thing...*cough* simon *cough*

If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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Dave Murray
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Posted - 2004/04/27 : 23:24:34
I wouldnt mind showing Valerie Sparks a good time 
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whispering
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Posted - 2004/04/28 : 16:14:30
quote: Originally posted by Dave Murray:
I wouldnt mind showing Valerie Sparks a good time 
Like playin her Back & Forth n' Deep Inside good time?
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