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bigmaddaz
Senior Member
United Kingdom
330 posts
Joined: May, 2004
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 Posted - 2004/05/13 : 13:46:26
Time for a pay rise.......THIS IS EXCELLENT !!!!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
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Dear Penis
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, management rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely
The Management
HARDCORE NEVER DIES
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Lazerath
Senior Member
United Kingdom
276 posts
Joined: Jan, 2004
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Posted - 2004/05/13 : 14:05:26
hey bigmaddaz you huntin the web for these or sumet???
Hardcore Forever. True And Thru. Never Let It End.
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Dean86
Senior Member
United Kingdom
273 posts
Joined: Apr, 2004
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Posted - 2004/05/13 : 14:42:45
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha im sitting at work laughin my head off 2 funny
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djsytronik
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
883 posts
Joined: Mar, 2004
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Posted - 2004/05/13 : 14:47:52
very funny for a lunch time joke
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Drum And Bass N Hardcore In Da Place
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bigmaddaz
Senior Member
United Kingdom
330 posts
Joined: May, 2004
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Posted - 2004/05/13 : 16:08:48
quote:
Originally posted by Lazerath:
hey bigmaddaz you huntin the web for these or sumet???
i get em sent 2 me in ma emails
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Simon
Advanced Member
Belgium
5,001 posts
Joined: Dec, 2001
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Posted - 2004/05/13 : 18:29:11
Haha, that's quite cool 
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And my blood is my own,
I'm not a number, I'm a free man,
I'll live my life how I want to!"
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Dash
Junior Member
United States
116 posts
Joined: Nov, 2003
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Posted - 2004/05/13 : 20:24:36
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You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
LMFAO
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bigmaddaz
Senior Member
United Kingdom
330 posts
Joined: May, 2004
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Posted - 2004/05/20 : 15:13:39
yea not bad huh!!
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bigmaddaz
Senior Member
United Kingdom
330 posts
Joined: May, 2004
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Posted - 2004/05/20 : 16:26:43
GO TO http://happyhardcore.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13663
for funny jokes
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