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JesterDJ
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 Posted - 2004/06/15 : 17:05:34
first of all i'm sure being sliced in half would actually be instantaneous death.
and i just remembered something cool from years ago.
*cheesy flashback wave thingy like in wayne's world*
it was in east anglia when i used to have a caravan. i was out the front just coolin off coz it was a burnin hot day and we had a little paddling pool (sad i know).
i saw a snake in the grass but i never really knew what snake's were what back then so i didn't really pay attention to it apart from the fact that it had A DIAMOND PATTERN ON ITS BACK!!!
i of course being an ignorant fool of it being an adder snake proceed to go right up to it with a stick and start poking it coz it weren't moving, suddenly it lunged at me and i shat a brick and jumped back. i moved off the grass and got on a concrete paved area where u would put ur caravan, it chased me.
my mum sees this ****in snake comin at me through the window and comes flyin out of the caravan with a broom... oh great i'm sure a broom will save me.
anyway she pins this snake down with the broom from behind and it tries to turn and start junging at her. she had it pinned down hard so it couldn't reach her. but by this time my mum is now screamin for help. lookin for somethin to kill it with i see my dad's big f.uck off sledgehammer 
i picked it up went over to it and it started tryin to lunge at me again and i swung this hammer that stood at about waist height to me and the next thing i know, there is just a snake's body wriggling around with its head missing; well i say missing, it was splattered everywhere all over the concrete and on the underside of the hammer's head.
quite possibly the coolest (and sickest thing) i have have ever done. however i do not suggest you try this!!
If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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Squishy Star
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Posted - 2004/06/15 : 17:16:10
LOL!
It'd probably do an idiotic thing like that too. How old were you then??
Last week, when my class went up to this ranch for our senior trip, there was this huge pond with dragon flies flying all over the place. My friend spotted this dragon fly just resting there and so she put her foot over it and it didn't move...so I put my foot on the back of it and it started rattling like crazy! Of course we all screamed;I don't know why my friends screamed cause it wasn't like the d-fly was under any of their feet. LoL. That was funny.
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2004/06/15 : 17:21:11
well this must've been about 10 years ago or 9 years ago or something, so i was about 9 or 10.
i never was the sharpest tool in the tool box [:$]
If pac-man really had an effect on us, we'd all be runnin' round in dark rooms, listening to repetitive music and munching pills!!!
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whispering
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Posted - 2004/06/15 : 18:06:02
When i was little (about 6) i saw a "baby" black mamba snake (well basicly it can kill you), so one guy cut it in half with a "jungle knife". So me and my friends took it and did an "autopsy" coz we thought there might be some baby snakes inside that would die otherwise  Also we used to catch fly's and throw them in spiders nets, coz we were "feeding" them.
When i was 2 or 3 i used to eat centipedes (or so ive been told). My brother used to scare me that they grow on my stomach for few years and then when i sleep they start to crawl out from my nose and mouth.
None of this happened in Finland, here we dont have that many or big bugs.
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Squishy Star
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Posted - 2004/06/15 : 18:24:08
well you know how during the summer all the flowers bloom and the huge bumble bees start coming to your yard for a visit? last year, i took the garden hose, aimed and shot them bees down. don't worry, none of them died. after a few minutes in the sun, they dry off and fly away.
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steve O
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Posted - 2004/06/18 : 16:51:55
OK it has been confirmed, we need lives...and fast!
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Em Jay
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Posted - 2004/06/18 : 18:24:48
haha!! while we are on the topic of funny things and little creatures. i once got raped by a frog. we had this huge pond in my old house it was over 7 foot deep! and well just well massive! every summer, all the frogs would come and stay in our pond lay spawn and make a racket every night! i always used to try and catch the froggies and little babie ones (aww there so cute!) one day when i caught one, it grabbed hold of my index and swearing finger and i'm telling you it was a tight grip! i started to panick and got all scared! i tryed to peel it off, but was taking too long! so with one hard swing i threw it as hard as i could! it flicked off my hand and when flying into the other end of the pond! i shit myself! didnt know what to do with a horny frog  has any one heard a frog scream? its well scary!
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