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DjTriatomic
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 Posted - 2004/07/23 : 07:01:08
ok, im sure uve all been dying to know this
a guy and his camel stoped into a small town to find a hotel to rest, he entered one and he asked for a room, the manager said would u like for me to take care of your camel, the man said sure, and he went to his room, when he entered his room he saw a great big bed, a nice new t.v. and plenty of fresh food.
When morning came the manager came and knocked on the mans door, the man opened the door, and the manager came in, the man said, "so how much do i owe", the manager said, "well, $1,000 for the t.v" the man said "thats outrageous i didnt even watch t.v." the manager said "it was there u should have" then the manager said "and another thousand for the wonderful bed" the man said "but i didnt use the bed i slept on the floor" the manager said "it was there u should have" then the manager said "and finally $1,000 for the wonderfully fresh food" the man said "but i didnt eat any of the food" the manager said "it was there u should have"
then the man said "and you owe me $100,000" and the manager said "why do i owe u money" the man said "because u ****ed my camel" "but i didnt **** your camel" the manager said, "well he was there you should have" the man said, and the man took his money and left on his camel
3 years later the man known as Oli G decided to start a record company, so he named it camel records because he would have never had the money to get where he was without his camel.
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Comet
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Posted - 2004/07/23 : 07:24:37
HAHAHAHAH!
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DjTriatomic
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Posted - 2004/07/23 : 07:58:53
glade ya like my little story for oli g, do u think he will actually read this?
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Comet
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Posted - 2004/07/23 : 08:22:56
I'll be sure to show him. 
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ryg0r
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Posted - 2004/07/23 : 08:25:14
Indeed it truly is an instruiging story.
But you missed out the story of the Camel. Which is prolly the most important
An Old Camel once said
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As I meandered the deserts in search of a good time, I stumbled across a trail of silk. I followed it until I found the end. The end was attached to a pair of smelly jocks worn by a man. A very ugly an disturbed man.....
If I try and write any more, it'll slowly go downhill and we'll end up at DjTriatomic's story.....
So I think before we get to the story of the dingy hotels that charge by the hour, the bellydancers and how the camel cleaned Oli's jocks, I'd better stop.
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DjTriatomic
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Posted - 2004/07/23 : 08:25:14
haha does he read the forums?
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capone13
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 Posted - 2004/07/23 : 10:04:08
Lol, yeah he reads the forums mate, used to be a moderator too!
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DJ Affliction
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Posted - 2004/07/23 : 15:41:22
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Originally posted by DjTriatomic:
ok, im sure uve all been dying to know this
a guy and his camel stoped into a small town to find a hotel to rest, he entered one and he asked for a room, the manager said would u like for me to take care of your camel, the man said sure, and he went to his room, when he entered his room he saw a great big bed, a nice new t.v. and plenty of fresh food.
When morning came the manager came and knocked on the mans door, the man opened the door, and the manager came in, the man said, "so how much do i owe", the manager said, "well, $1,000 for the t.v" the man said "thats outrageous i didnt even watch t.v." the manager said "it was there u should have" then the manager said "and another thousand for the wonderful bed" the man said "but i didnt use the bed i slept on the floor" the manager said "it was there u should have" then the manager said "and finally $1,000 for the wonderfully fresh food" the man said "but i didnt eat any of the food" the manager said "it was there u should have"
then the man said "and you owe me $100,000" and the manager said "why do i owe u money" the man said "because u ****ed my camel" "but i didnt **** your camel" the manager said, "well he was there you should have" the man said, and the man took his money and left on his camel
3 years later the man known as Oli G decided to start a record company, so he named it camel records because he would have never had the money to get where he was without his camel.
lol 
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