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tklown
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 Posted - 2004/09/25 : 01:01:46
I thought this was pretty funny :)
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Two weeks ago was my 50th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she
didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The
children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the
office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday," and I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's
go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little
place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.
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Dave Murray
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 01:10:40
Ha.
Knew it was happening.
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Seany
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 01:46:53
Ba aha aha aha! Good one. :D
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Chicken
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 02:36:23
oh wow, heh heh. imma pass that one around
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What wind is to fire;
It extinguishes the small,
It enkindles the great
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KID_PIRAHNA
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 04:27:24
I didn't know you were 50.
HAHA
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Chicken
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 06:26:11
^^^ umm..... pirahna....
that pic's a lil.... disturbing.... lol
Absence is to love
What wind is to fire;
It extinguishes the small,
It enkindles the great
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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 08:04:06
nice one....its your birthday, so nothing wrong with being in your birthday suit :-0
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Dave Murray
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 10:32:09
quote:
Originally posted by KID_PIRAHNA:
Ahahahaha.
I love that pic.
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Simon
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 11:36:16
The pics great, the jokes great. It's all peachy in this thread!
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Dave Murray
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 12:05:25
quote:
Originally posted by Simon:
The pics great, the jokes great. It's all peachy in this thread!
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"So understand,
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years,
Face up...Make your stand,
And realise your living in the golden years!"
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ickle_fairy
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 Posted - 2004/09/25 : 16:06:10
LOL wot a great suprise
50 ur old enuff 2 be my grandad LOL
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ickle_fairy
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 Posted - 2004/09/25 : 16:08:23
only playin!!! hope ya had a great bday xxxxxx
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Dave Murray
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 16:09:16
quote:
Originally posted by ickle_fairy:
50 ur old enuff 2 be my grandad LOL
xxxx SiNeAd xxxx
Oh my god.
He isnt 50 the guy in the joke is 50.
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ickle_fairy
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 16:14:30
get ovva it LMAO
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Dave Murray
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 16:17:44
quote:
Originally posted by ickle_fairy:
get ovva it LMAO
xxxx SiNeAd xxxx
Get some education.
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ickle_fairy
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Posted - 2004/09/25 : 16:19:58
i av some education...i fink ya mum needs some tho
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