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Brian K
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 Posted - 2004/10/15 : 02:07:20
some helpful hints provided by AC
With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE.
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who
speak with somebody else's voice.
5. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
6. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt, or any other house of the dead.
7. If appliances start operating by themselves don't check for short circuits. It's time to go.
8. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
9. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at east twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running for your life and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
10. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to he nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, just shoot yourself. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
11. Beware of strangers bearing tools, such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
12. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.
13. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a large flashlight, not a candle.
14. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.
15. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.
HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
"we'll delete the weak"
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2004/10/15 : 02:19:35
"2. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud, even as a joke. "
i suggest everyone pays special attention to this one...
i didnt, and i ruined the entire wedding!
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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2004/10/15 : 02:28:38
 . Those are good.
What happened to not saying.... I'll be right back". 
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Simon
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Posted - 2004/10/15 : 19:11:21
Yep and when in a group stay in a group, or if you HAVE to split up, split up evenly not a strange split like 6 in one and 2 in the other!
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dr0p_dead_fred
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Posted - 2004/10/16 : 05:25:21
heres one
if you get too high on acid or mush then dont go for a walk
i found that one out the hard way
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hyperdance
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Posted - 2004/10/16 : 13:36:55
quote:
Originally posted by Simon:
Yep and when in a group stay in a group, or if you HAVE to split up, split up evenly not a strange split like 6 in one and 2 in the other!
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"So understand,
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years,
Face up...Make your stand,
And realise your living in the golden years!"
yep! definately!
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