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tunnelrush
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 Posted - 2005/01/06 : 16:49:55
In a land where Howard Stern is thee most penalized radio shock jock who says just about everything that Oprah has said in her show without being fined herself... we merricans have a certain drink called Sex on the Beach that is usally enjoyed just about at any club/bar in the US. Heres another example of how "careful" we have to be with our word selection in the US.  
 <-pre-mixed ina supermarket for your enjoyment.
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whispering
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 Posted - 2005/01/06 : 17:08:11
Sex is an evil satanic ritual, we must avoid it at any cost. I've even heard rumours, that some girls got a parasite living inside of them cause of having sex ...after like 9 months it forces its way out of them 
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2005/01/06 : 18:33:09
lol
we have "sex on the beach" in britain too, and "screaming orgasm's", and "slow comfortable screw's"
i find it so funny that they got so wound up about janet jackson's boob, they should come to britain and turn on channel 4 at night - they'd probably faint
rofl!
its like when i watch "the grahem norton effect" over here - they blot out all the swearing and cant show any nudity....!!! wheres the fun in that?!?! :P
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Em Jay
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Posted - 2005/01/06 : 18:47:35
"wet dream" anyone?
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DarrenJ
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Posted - 2005/01/06 : 18:56:58
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Originally posted by DjTriquatra:
i find it so funny that they got so wound up about janet jackson's boob, they should come to britain and turn on channel 4 at night - they'd probably faint
Its the same everywere
Footballers wifes, 1 tree hill, desperate house wives ect.
I mean even neighbours had there 15year old lesbian storyline
TV is Crap
BTW Iv never seen those drinks before, proberly cause im old fashioned and I only drink, redbull, jim beam and coke or westend beer when out
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cotteincandy
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 Posted - 2005/01/06 : 19:55:08
America blows everything out of proportion. Sex and nudity wouldnt be such a big deal if they didnt make it such a big deal. Like the whole drinking age thing. Other countries dont have a problem with young drinkers but america made themselves a problem when they said thoes under 21 cant drink. So everyone under 21 wants to drink cause they cant. We screwed ourselves over. Its all so anoying.
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virus
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Posted - 2005/01/06 : 20:00:24
hurrah for freedom of speach!
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Simon
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Posted - 2005/01/06 : 23:10:09
There all just cocktails!!!!!
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Shade0
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Posted - 2005/01/06 : 23:32:08
To be fair though its not the country, its people everywhere. I mean if i wanna strut butt naked past my living room window and some one sees me.. I get in trouble for indecent exposure, not the person lookin into my house. Cmon!!!!..
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/01/06 : 23:56:31
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There all just cocktails!!!!!
emphasis on the the cock =P
mmmm damnit I want sex on the beach now...last time I had one of those I was gambling in vegas =P
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m_j
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Posted - 2005/01/07 : 02:07:47
get a sex on the beach in some nightclubs in ireland and they have a big huge barrell of it pre-mixed. they had them on special offer one night and i thought great ill get pissed on cocktails on the cheap...or so i thought, i had four of them at 3euro each and i was more sober than when i went into the niteclub, they were watered down to the last 
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they should come to britain and turn on channel 4 at night - they'd probably faint
youve been in america too long mate, channel 4 is gone useless for a bit of tiddy now, it was great a few years ago when i was 14 and the highlight of my week was seeing breasts late on a friday night but theyve more or less stopped that now
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virus
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Posted - 2005/01/07 : 02:33:56
They've got softcore porn on this one canadian station on friday nights. it's not even a cable station or anything
i wish they had it when i was 10.
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slavetomysoundwave
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Posted - 2005/01/07 : 13:04:00
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it was great a few years ago when i was 14 and the highlight of my week was seeing breasts late on a friday night but theyve more or less stopped that now
LOL! Eurotrash was the most talked about programme on a Monday morning when I was in 1st year!
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Stony McTony
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Posted - 2005/01/07 : 13:21:12
hey eurotrash is still going strong guys have faith! but yeah the titcount has dropped on channel 4 pretty damn rapidly. on the drinks subject im always partial to a slippery nipple!
Theres nothing wrong with the boat those big holes help keep our feet cool.
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tunnelrush
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Posted - 2005/01/07 : 16:18:48
slippery nipple? wierd, we have buttery nipples that are really good.
I had no clue sex on the beach was all over the place but i still found it stupid/funny that "censored" would be there instead of the actual word.
"Slow comfortable screws" huh? I have a bad feeling that my face would get slapped if i said that to a hot bartender. Oh well i guess its worth the risk.
and Tri, No, your shwartz is NOT as big as mine. heh
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Chrysostomou
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Posted - 2005/01/07 : 16:28:20
Yeah those cocktails have just introduced at my local bar/pub. Quite amusing really.
Some of them ain't bad actually. i'm sure they had one with whiskey, vodka and butterscotch or vanilla. Tasted alright but i swear it is impossible to get drunk on them unless you have only just started drinking even though it supposibly has a moderate alcohol content?!?   
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