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Chicken
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United States
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 Posted - 2005/01/18 : 22:24:06
Alright, I'm helpin my BF out with something. He's trying to get feedback on a flash series he and his brother will be working on. ( PS I know I aint been posting a lot lately, but my net hates me, and ive been swamped with work.... sorry guys :o| )
Anyways... here it is, tell me what ya think:
Eww, Tastes Like Spy
Pilot Episode Script
Dumbass Customer: I want that with EXTRA light sauce, whatever you consider light sauce, cut it in half. I CANNOT stress this enough. Doooh God help you if there's sauce
Kenny: Got it, light sauce
Dumbass Customer: Ya know, I DON'T think you 'got it.
Kenny: ~Ahh, yes thats me, Kenny Buddman. Just your normal run of the mill guy that works at a pizza restaurant.~ Hey isn't that your car being towed? (Points)
Dumbass Cusumer: Huh? (Kenny pulls out a small dart gun and tags him in the neck. The Custumer turns back around) And another thiiiiiiiinnnnnggggarrrgh
Kenny: ~Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that I'm a spy too?~
Manager: Oh my God! What the hell happened!? Is he ok!?
Kenny: Uh....I don’t know but I am going on my lunch break
Manager: Okey Dokey!
(Cut to Kenny Walking down the street)
Shadowy Figure: Pst, Kenny Buddman, I have your new mission. For this operation call me Deepsea Flounder.
Kenny: Um, Edd I know that’s you.
Edd: You don't know....for sure
Kenny: Um.....yeah I kinda do.
Edd: Oh, ok then. Here's your new mission. (hands him a file) It seems that a group of generic villains trying to over throw California's economy.
Kenny: How are they planning on doing that?
Edd: By not buying California grown....
Kenny: Ok, first, that’s not even a real crime. And second.....How the hell can someone over through California's economy buy not buying a certain kind of fruit?!
Edd: California depends the sales from those fruits. Why else would the Governor make those commercials
(Cut away to Arnold doing a 'buy California grown commercial)
Arnold: Buy California grown OR PAY THE PENALTY!!!
(Cut back Edd and Kenny)
Kenny: Do we have any leads or clues...or even any idea what we're doing?
Edd: I donno. Thats your job
Kenny: Sooooo basicly your job is just to stand in a shadowy ally hand me a folder and walk away?
Edd: Yeah, basically
Kenny: ...Does it pay well?
Edd: Does it sound like it?!
Kenny: No, I guess not....Yeah, so....I'm gonna get started.
Edd: W-wait...um...can I barrow some money for the bus?
(Cut to a scene with a fruit vender. A cobra commander-esc character walks up to the vendor
Fruit Vendor: Fresh Fruit! Hello sir, would you like some apples only 40 cents a pound
Terrence: Are they.....California grown?
Fruit Vender: Why yes, they are
Terrence: Then......no. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fruit Vender: Alright then
Terrence: I don't think you heard me. I said NO! HAHA!
Fruit Vender: O....kay
Terrence: You don't get it do ya?
Kenny: Hey....um...you that generic villain I'm supposed to stop?
Terrnce: Who me?...um no I work-own this...uh.....hey look over there
Kenny: Huh? (Villain shoots Kenny with a dart gun and he passes out)
(Kenny wakes up, bound to a chair in a generic villain’s hideout)
Kenny: Urgh...fell for my own dart trick...
Terrence: Wow, you're a pretty crappy spy.
Kenny: And who are you supposed to be?
Terrence: Oh right, *Ahem* I am the terror who flaps in the night. I am the master of all evil and sinistery. My name can strike fear in the hearts of men. I am........Terrence
Kenny: That’s not a really intimidating name....
Terrence: I know I've been wanting to change it. But my speech was speech was pretty cool right?
Kenny: ....Hmmmmmm no
Terrence: Shut up!....its cool.
Kenny: Yeah, keep dreaming there buddy
Terrence: Umm where was I? oh yeah killing you and such. But before all that let me introduce you to my cohorts. First up is Nicholai.
Nicholai: Dah! I specialize in torture, pain and interpretive dance
Terrence: Next up is the horrifically annoying Andy!
Andy: Oh, is that how you introduce me now?
Terrence: Well its true you are kinda annoying
Andy: Well not all the time.
Terrence: Look I am trying to help you out here. I was trying to come up with something to make you sound more tough....but the only thing I could think if was that you're really irritating.
Andy: I did build this place ya know. Couldn't you mention that instead?
Terrence: Oh right...Fear the evil carpenter *Sarcastic sounding*
Andy: Oh forget you then, if you want me I'll be in the other room watching the wheel
Terrence: So...anyways those are my partners in crime
Kenny: What about that guy in the corner.
Terrence: Oh, that’s just my brother Roy.
Roy: HEY!! *retarded sounding*
Terrence: Enough of that! Time for the killing of you, any last requests?
Kenny: Yeah actually, Can I get change for a dollar?
Terrence: Huh? Oh yeah sure, one sec... (Unties him and hands Kenny 4 quarters) Here
Kenny: Here, hold this
Terrence: Uh ok....(hands him an orange) What the--!!!
Kenny: Looks like you just bought a California grown orange. BYE!! (takes off running)
Terrence: Hey! Get back here. (starts running but he is so out of shape he stops rather quickly) You *huff* haven't seen *huff* the last of *Huff* me!!!. Oh man I'm out of shape. (starts walking away) Maybe I should try Trim Spa or something.
Kenny: Well another job well dooonnnnnnne (A dart shot off screen flies into Kenny's neck)
Dumbass Customer: That was for the sauce, you bastard!!
End.
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Edited by - Chicken on 2005/01/18 22:25:24 |
StrifeII
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Posted - 2005/01/18 : 22:42:19
I stopped reading two lines down.
- Rob / Blasphemy
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gobbo23
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Posted - 2005/01/19 : 01:43:29
yeah same
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TypeR
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Posted - 2005/01/19 : 03:43:07
ditto, i don't get it
don't stand and stare, just kick your legs in the air
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cotteincandy
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 Posted - 2005/01/19 : 04:07:28
I read the first part. Sounds like everyday at work. It kinda braught back bad memories. But as a scripped, it goodish.
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