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Chrysostomou Senior Member
United Kingdom
381 posts Joined: Oct, 2002
Posted - 2005/06/07 : 22:12:21
What is the funniest thing you have done to impress a bloke/woman that you really like or anyone just to try cheer them up or get a crowd going for a bit of fun, may it be on holiday or just down the boozer or after a good night out?
xx_lucy_xx Advanced Member
United Kingdom
607 posts Joined: Oct, 2004
Posted - 2005/06/07 : 22:33:02
quote:Originally posted by DarrenJ:
I put straws up my nose and acted like a wallruss in primary school to impress a girl
didnt work thu....
LMAO
Today in my maths GCSE my mate was stressing out well bad, so i wrote 8008135 (boobies) on my calculator, and showed her..that was pretty funny.
“Everybody is looking for something new these days, something deeper, bigger, stronger, with more dynamics and more climaxes. Basically when it comes to everything, and sounds in particular, we simply want more!"
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OMG a fanny thread W00T
Chrysostomou Senior Member
United Kingdom
381 posts Joined: Oct, 2002
Posted - 2005/06/07 : 22:39:47
Back in primary school, Long time ago thank god, i bought a girl i fancied a box of Matchmakers (Chocolates). She wouldn't take them, so i took them home, gave them to my mum instead and got loads of brownie points. Still Well Embarrassing while at school..
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xx_lucy_xx Advanced Member
United Kingdom
607 posts Joined: Oct, 2004
Posted - 2005/06/07 : 22:45:18
Hmmm... just rememberd the "opposite sex bit" im not a lesbian...honest...haha
“Everybody is looking for something new these days, something deeper, bigger, stronger, with more dynamics and more climaxes. Basically when it comes to everything, and sounds in particular, we simply want more!"
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quote:Originally posted by DJ Mole:
OMG a fanny thread W00T
Cyborgasm Advanced Member
Canada
678 posts Joined: May, 2004
Posted - 2005/06/08 : 00:51:46
quote:Originally posted by xx_lucy_xx:
Hmmm... just rememberd the "opposite sex bit" im not a lesbian...honest...haha
“Everybody is looking for something new these days, something deeper, bigger, stronger, with more dynamics and more climaxes. Basically when it comes to everything, and sounds in particular, we simply want more!"
even if you were it wouldn't matter we all like lesbains
i remember one time when i ended up spinning poi drunk to impress this girl
needless to say it escalated till i ended up spinnin very overly large fireballs that i couldn't handle all that well ended with me getting alot of my right leg burnt its all good though cause i got her eventually[not at that point bout 2 months later]
we...the hardcore mother****ers.. trouble's coming your way... whenever you look someone like me in the eye... we demand absolute respect cause we are...
HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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clarke101 Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3,839 posts Joined: Jun, 2003
185 hardcore releases
Posted - 2005/06/08 : 01:12:27
quote:Originally posted by Dj Deme:
quote:Originally posted by xx_lucy_xx:
Hmmm... just rememberd the "opposite sex bit" im not a lesbian...honest...haha
“Everybody is looking for something new these days, something deeper, bigger, stronger, with more dynamics and more climaxes. Basically when it comes to everything, and sounds in particular, we simply want more!"
even if you were it wouldn't matter we all like lesbains
What fat ones? Butch ones?
*I wonder if virus will also post the same as on kf*
ryg0r Advanced Member
Australia
2,807 posts Joined: Aug, 2002
34 hardcore releases
Posted - 2005/06/08 : 01:17:00
Well, its a simple matter nowadays.
Girls dont often like/get impressed by men's actions.
The idea of the 1950's where you could rescue a dame from quicksand and she would the marry you on the spot have long gone. Nowadays, it takes skill or lots of alcohol to get a girl.
You will need the following:
A decent body.
Something hobby/activity that is beyond the norm.
Something exotic about your background (ie accent, or skin colour)
A good sense of humour.
And a fat wallet.
Its not about impressing girls anymore, its about keeping them interested.
SixFeet Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2,285 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
Posted - 2005/06/08 : 01:31:02
sadly ryg0r is right girls needed to be kept interested to stay with you but you don't need a chiseled body and a fat wallet
and apollo, learn to quote, hell my nanna could quote properly
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Cyborgasm Advanced Member
Canada
678 posts Joined: May, 2004
Posted - 2005/06/08 : 04:14:13
lol bieng canadain helps everywhere(not bieng conceited its true)specially when we're over in that uk corrupting all them innocent girls dunno why my understanding is we have a 'cute' accent,i didn't even know we had accents???
we...the hardcore mother****ers.. trouble's coming your way... whenever you look someone like me in the eye... we demand absolute respect cause we are...
HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brian K Advanced Member
United States
8,663 posts Joined: Sep, 2001
528 hardcore releases
Posted - 2005/06/08 : 05:40:16
being foriegn in any country other than your own pretty much always works, unless of course your invading it or at war with the country =P
I didn't even realize people in the midwest had accents but apparently we do...
"we'll delete the weak"
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Triquatra Moderator
United Kingdom
12,640 posts Joined: Nov, 2003
Posted - 2005/06/08 : 09:39:08
quote:Originally posted by Brian K:
being foriegn in any country other than your own pretty much always works, unless of course your invading it or at war with the country =P
"we'll delete the weak"
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Posted - 2005/06/07 : 22:12:21
its all good though cause i got her eventually[not at that point bout 2 months later]
