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Triquatra
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 Posted - 2005/06/28 : 19:21:29
You might be a JADED raver if...
-You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR".
-You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical.
-You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions.
-When you do dance, you "battle".
-You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave
status".
-You find out just how crooked promoters really are.
-You hate massives.
-You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene.
-You say "the scene" a lot.
-You find out how much better European electronic music really is.
-You find out that glow sticks/candy kids were cool TEN years ago in the UK.
-You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out
of your friends.
-You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated.
-You have close friends who don't give a **** about raving.
-You think that maybe YOU don't really give a **** either.
-The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick.
-You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick
show".
-You learn to break.
-If you want to actually "roll," you have to eat about four pills at once.
-You can get those four pills for the same price that everyone else pays for
one.
-The bartenders know you by name and have your drink ready for you.
-You drink beer at after parties.
-You quit collecting fliers.
-You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of those
****ing little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!"
-You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it
sucked.
-You can't remember much in general.
-You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it
and died.
-You are actually called by your real name.
-You realize that the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating raves.
-You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy.
-You talk shit as much as possible.
-You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of
pants.")
-You DESPISE candy.
-You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving
the party because of it.
-You know what a 303 is.
-You no longer feel the need to advertise your "rave-ness" to the world.
-You realize shell toes are shitty shoes.
-You can't count how many pairs you have owned.
-You know that post-rave sex is awful.
-You've punted kids who tried to get in a circle that were outta their
league.
-You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance.
-You know that LA ravers can't dance worth a shit.
-You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently,
despite what 98% of the raving populous thinks.
-You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't.
-You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and
put it on a mix CD.
-You read URB.
-You have daydreams that involve the Telletubies and a large rusty chainsaw.
-Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago.
-You know why GHB and special K are for ****ing idiots.
-You understand electro and minimal techno now.
-You hate rave hoe's.
-You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette.
-You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes.
-You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown
out.
-You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police, and any other authority.
-You purposely wear way too much clothing to parties, because you know that
dancing in a big zipper fleece looks ****ing ill.
-You say "ill" a lot.
-You have replaced Caffeine, JNCO, and Adidas with Technics, Vestax, and JBL.
-You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not.
-You can actually dance to jungle.
-You hate Coolworld and MTV...
-You laugh out loud when you walk into Cafe Innermezzo and they're playing
jungle and D&B.
-You see guys from your high school football team at a party.
-You know raving is mainstream as ****.
-The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party.
-You can retell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately.
-You hate Anthem tracks.
-Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely ****ed up.
-You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories.
-You are amazed that you are somehow still alive.
:P just came across that on the internet
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Posted - 2005/06/28 : 19:25:40
thats funny, i have a book called "this is not a rave" that has that in it.
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Posted - 2005/06/28 : 20:01:29
Ha good stuff :)
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Entity
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Posted - 2005/06/28 : 20:12:00
I guess I'm kinda jaded then... 
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Slasher
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Posted - 2005/06/28 : 20:45:52
^^^ yea hahaha same
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tha_cheek
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Posted - 2005/06/28 : 21:57:22
It took ages to read but its f***kin funny 
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Brian K
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Posted - 2005/06/29 : 01:23:27
I think a good chunk of those are just people getting old =P
I still wear adidas stuff because they make nice football/soccer clothing
I was just discussing party disasters last weekened =P
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Synergy Angel
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Posted - 2005/06/29 : 05:09:09
Haha, that's pretty funny dude. =P
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Posted - 2005/06/29 : 05:12:37
.... You stole my name.... ....You.... stole that from me... Synergy....
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swansea247
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Posted - 2005/06/29 : 05:16:01
that took me a full 12 mins to read and my eyes are now straining and i now feel tired 
Six days on the run, Looking for a place to have some fun..... 
swansea247.com... coming sooner than you think!!1
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HardCore Latina
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Posted - 2005/06/29 : 07:27:39
-You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR".
-You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene.
-You say "the scene" a lot.
-You have close friends who don't give a **** about raving.
-You think that maybe YOU don't really give a **** either.
-You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette.
-You have daydreams that involve the Telletubies and a large rusty chainsaw. LMAO
This was completely awesome, great laugh :)
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Hardcore4eva
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Posted - 2005/06/29 : 08:38:15
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Originally posted by swansea247:
that took me a full 12 mins to read and my eyes are now straining and i now feel tired
Six days on the run, Looking for a place to have some fun.....
swansea247.com... coming sooner than you think!!1
i gave up after the first 10! lol
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Posted - 2005/06/29 : 18:59:02
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Posted - 2005/06/29 : 20:14:08
not a raver in the usual sence of he word but I can find myself in some of those statements... others just didn't make any sence to me (like brand names and shit).
So, yes, I despise candy (but to each their own), yes I notice when bigshots f*ck up their mixes, yes I dream of massacaring teletubbies and other happy colourful thing that make weird noises, yes I've told a 13yo kid at a rave to go the f*ck home, etc...
*sigh*
... I'm not jaded!
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