18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had
used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend
1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is
incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football
4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus
in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually,
I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to
discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe
damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon
had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in
Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later
when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer
and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.
These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to Be
reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93
Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating
pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested please?
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-JFK- Average Member
Denmark
223 posts Joined: Nov, 2003
Posted - 2005/07/02 : 15:35:49
LOL
try a C:\>Format C:
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You ain't leadin' but two things now, pal. Jack and shit. And Jack left town.
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Knightmare Advanced Member
Belgium
1,700 posts Joined: Feb, 2003
Posted - 2005/07/02 : 20:40:22
quote:Originally posted by tunnelrush:
I could quote a WHOLE bunch of lines from that story that made me laugh out loud....
Great Story man
Creative....but sorry to hear about the Motherinlaw Pop-up. Those never go away.
<>Your Mom's a 1-Legged Kickboxer!<>
they only go away when their hardeware is worn out and their cpu gives the ghost, but by then wife1.0 will have up(or de)graded to nagging_old_batV1.3 so ur still screwed ;)
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tha_cheek Advanced Member
United Kingdom
631 posts Joined: May, 2005
Posted - 2005/07/03 : 16:16:03
quote:I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to
discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe
damage to my hardware.
LOL cracked me up
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JesterDJ Advanced Member
United Kingdom
1,486 posts Joined: Apr, 2003
Posted - 2005/07/03 : 16:22:36
crackin stuff that. wow, i never thought i did have so much knowledge about computers after all
Honestly officer, it's for medicinal purposes! Just ask my doctor, he's right over there eating the curtains!
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whittle1 Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3,191 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
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Posted - 2005/07/03 : 16:52:48
quote:Originally posted by -Bazza-:
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested please?
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Posted - 2005/07/02 : 14:25:54
Honestly officer, it's for medicinal purposes! Just ask my doctor, he's right over there eating the curtains! 
