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Slasher
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 Posted - 2005/10/10 : 19:50:12
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Originally posted by Dj amberC:
Lol!!
Blonde people can be intelegent!! Hahaha, notice the mistake??
maybe blond hair man, but not sure about women..
a brunet, redhead and a blonde find a magic lamp, they rub it, and a geenie appears. he says:
"thank you for letting me out. in return, ill grant each one 1 wish"
brunet says:
"i want you to double my IQ".
geenie says "done" and brunet starts quoting the shakespears books, doing a detailed preview of the books and so on.
the redhead is amazed, so she says to the geenie "triple my IQ".
"done".
the redhead finds all solutions to the world problems.
the blonde is even more amazed over their IQ. she orders the geenie to make her 5 times more smarter than she is now.
geenie says:
"eeerm, i usually dont contradict peoples wishes, but i really wish you would reconsider."
blond:
"no, i made my decision."
geenie:
"please, if i obey your wish, your whole view on the universe will be different. dont you want a million dollars or something?"
but no matter what geenie proposed, she didnt want to change her mind.
so geenie obeyed her, made her IQ five its times, and said "congratiulations, you've become a man"
brunet, redhead, and a blonde are sentenced to death. they all will be shot.
so first, guards bring the brunet in. the general asks if she has any last wishes. "no", she replies.
general:
"ready! aim! .."
and brunet screams "earthquake!!", and they all lay down in fear, while brunet makes her escape. guards are pissed, so they bring in the redhead. she also doesnt have any wishes. so the general goes yet again:
"ready! aim! .."
and redhead screams "a tornado!!", and they all run inside the building for cover, while redhead makes her escape.
the blonde sees how they make their escape, thinking she will do the same.
so they bring her, ask her if she has any last wishes, she replies "no".
general:
"ready! aim! .."
blonde:
"Fire!"
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many good jokes about blondes. i could go for days :p
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Jax
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2005/10/10 : 21:51:53
i like the last one 
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Hardcore4eva
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2005/10/11 : 07:43:48
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Originally posted by Da Cunney Bugz:
i think i speak for all boys when i say this, we wouldnt mind a bit
u hit the nail on the head!
welcome back!!
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kathryn
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Posted - 2005/10/11 : 11:51:31
I swear that some of these guys need a good seeing to! lol!
UKr4veR! Is after anything in pants! (no offence to u Amber) but was it the other day that he said to Lucy that he would love her to put her lips round his c***!  I think he needs to get his self a blowup doll as hes always after it!
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/10/11 : 11:59:21
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Originally posted by kathryn:
I think he needs to get his self a blowup doll
lol i need 1 aswell im constantly horny i should re-register as horny247 
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UKr4veR
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2005/10/11 : 14:10:50
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Originally posted by kathryn:
I swear that some of these guys need a good seeing to! lol!
UKr4veR! Is after anything in pants! (no offence to u Amber) but was it the other day that he said to Lucy that he would love her to put her lips round his c***! I think he needs to get his self a blowup doll as hes always after it!
I find this situation occurring quite alot where there is always one who feels left out, and can get a bit jealous. It's only normal, so if you want some of my attention then please just ask.
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enVias
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Australia
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Posted - 2005/10/11 : 15:05:13
I think she would rather eat wasps. (but you never know)
Lauren xx
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zippy
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2005/10/11 : 15:33:04
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Originally posted by PixieSticks:
I think she would rather eat wasps. (but you never know)
Lauren xx
a did that when a was about ten...i got to ride in an ambulance
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Chris B
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Posted - 2005/10/11 : 18:41:54
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Originally posted by zippy:
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSticks:
I think she would rather eat wasps. (but you never know)
Lauren xx
a did that when a was about ten...i got to ride in an ambulance
only in kilmarnock
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enVias
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Posted - 2005/10/12 : 12:27:08
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zippy quote:
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Originally posted by PixieSticks:
I think she would rather eat wasps. (but you never know)
Lauren xx
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a did that when a was about ten...i got to ride in an ambulance
Was they tasty?
Lauren xx
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mark-ireland
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Posted - 2005/10/12 : 12:43:08
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Originally posted by Da Cunney Bugz:
i think i speak for all boys when i say this, we wouldnt mind a bit
You dont speak for me.
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ste aka cunt
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2005/10/12 : 12:58:25
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Originally posted by Dj amberC:
Lol!!
Blonde people can be intelegent!! Hahaha, notice the mistake??
didn’t notice the mistake probably never will I am what you would call a class A dumb ass blonde all the way and lovin it!!!!
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Priest
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Posted - 2005/10/12 : 17:25:06
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Originally posted by Slasher:
quote:
Originally posted by Dj amberC:
Lol!!
Blonde people can be intelegent!! Hahaha, notice the mistake??
maybe blond hair man, but not sure about women..
a brunet, redhead and a blonde find a magic lamp, they rub it, and a geenie appears. he says:
etc etc etc....
many good jokes about blondes. i could go for days :p
yeah im blonde as well, but i'm still waiting for a one goin at blonde guys. sheesh, what is it really THAT hard to make fun of me?
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Slasher
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Posted - 2005/10/13 : 08:24:02
oh i forgot this one :p
a brunet and a blonde sit in the bar, watching news on tv. on the news there's a man who stands on the edge of a flat and preparing to jump down.
the brunet says:
"i bet you 10 bucks he's going to jump."
and blonde replies:
"hmmmm.. deal!"
and the man jumps. the blonde starts to look for her wallet, then the brunet says to her:
"oh no, please, i cant take your money. i watched the news before at 6pm, so i knew he'll jump."
and the blonde replies:
"no no, i watched the news at 6pm as well, but i didnt think he will jump again."
^_^
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DarrenJ
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Posted - 2005/10/13 : 09:06:58
funny :D
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