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bristolboy05
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2005/10/23 : 13:23:45
wot position have u got to be in 2 have a ugly baby ???
(ask ur mum)
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Evel
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2005/10/23 : 15:23:11
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Originally posted by bristolboy05:
wot position have u got to be in 2 have a ugly baby ???
(ask ur mum)
Don't know
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mark-ireland
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Ireland
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Posted - 2005/10/23 : 19:11:47
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Originally posted by UKr4veR:
The Irish never were good at jokes
Yeah we're pretty low down in the joke telling country league.
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2005/10/23 : 20:35:18
yea, but your quite high up in the countries targetted for jokes, i.e. all the ones saying how an irishman manages to cock things up.
for example.
3 men in a boat. Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman. They're in the middle of the ocean with nothing but sea every direction they look in, and they are all certain that they will die out there.
As all hope seems lost, a bottle floating in the water is picked out by one of the men. Upon uncorking the bottle a genie arises...
You are my masters, i shall grant you a wish each.
The Englishman being fair and proper invites the Scotsman to take his wish first.
"I wish i was back in Glasgow with my Wife and kids having dinner in the comfort of my home" , and like that, the genie snaps his fingers and he dissappears back to Glasgow.
"Go ahead Irishman, you have your wish".
"No, no that's fine englishman, please after you."
"ok. Well i wish i was back in london, down the pub with my girlfriend and all my mates having a few drinks and having a great time".
with that he too, dissappears back home.
The irishman sits in silence for a few moments before saying:
"fook me, it ain't half lonely out here; I wish the others were back here to keep me company!"
I Love that one  (no offence mark my boy!)
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Dj Esi
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Posted - 2005/10/23 : 23:49:45
ivfe heard worse too but i was funny
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djDMS
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Posted - 2005/10/24 : 00:47:21
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Originally posted by Evel:
? Ok I get that but why arn't I LMAO? 
Jokes were much funnier ten years ago
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dragonboy
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Australia
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Posted - 2005/10/24 : 01:52:45
 rofl
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