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21 reasons why women are happier than men

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whittle1
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Posted - 2005/10/27 :  22:58:49  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit whittle1's homepage  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by Artemis:
Hey Lucy, I'd give childbirth as a good reason to be female!
(and I've done it more than once - wouldn't miss it for the world, feel sorry for guys that they can't know what it's like - there's more to life than a bit of pain)




err.. yeh


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Da Cunney Bugz
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Posted - 2005/11/01 :  09:07:57  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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1. They can get off work for having "womens problems"
2. They get to sit down when they pee
3. They're not expected to lift heavy equipment
4. More meternity leave
5. Use brests to get attention
6. All they have to say is "I'm cold" to get a hug
7. They get invited to guys house parties even if there not known
8. ^ and they get free booze
9. Can't get kicked in the nuts
10. Multiple orgasms :P
11. More types of underwear to choose from
12. Don't pay when their on dates
13. Lesbiens find them attractive
14. They can be Presidents wife (less work but smarter)
15. They don't HAVE to shave below their neck
16. Don't need to turn a nut on a bolt
17. Never have to wear the same pair of shoes twice
18. They can remember days such as Valentins day
19. Phone calls are paid for by husband/room mate/parents
20. Don't get yelled at for walking around in underwear
21. Pillow fights!



1.i do not desire to have blood puring from my womb
2.you could sit down if the moment took you
3.(fair point)
4.id rather not have sumot growin inside of me
5.yet again you could develop breats if you you wanted
6.i dont want a hug :|
7.take it you are not aware of female party's?
9.were we posses testicles they posses horrific vagina's
10.very rarely
11.dnt wnt to wer a thong frankly
12.(fair point) again!
13.gays find you attractive
14.rele dnt understand wot u gettin at wit dat 1?
15.but they must shave their flaps and legs on a regular basis
16.???y???
17.pretty sure they do (unless they are of celebrity status such as ann widicombe)
18.why is that beneficial
19.not really
20.if u mean owt n abowt den yer but in d house its d same for men, dats if your gf appreciates your finer pysique
21.are you homosexual????

CONCLUSION:- 1) yes i was sad enough to waste 10 minutes doing that
2) glad im a man


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Jax
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well amused lol



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Posted - 2005/11/01 :  18:21:55  Show profile  Send a private message  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by Jon O-T:

18. They can remember days such as Valentins day




How could you forget Valentine's Day? It's most depressing day of the year.


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Fishy
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Posted - 2005/11/01 :  18:44:56  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Fishy's homepage  Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by Da Cunney Bugz:
quote:

1. They can get off work for having "womens problems"
2. They get to sit down when they pee
3. They're not expected to lift heavy equipment
4. More meternity leave
5. Use brests to get attention
6. All they have to say is "I'm cold" to get a hug
7. They get invited to guys house parties even if there not known
8. ^ and they get free booze
9. Can't get kicked in the nuts
10. Multiple orgasms :P
11. More types of underwear to choose from
12. Don't pay when their on dates
13. Lesbiens find them attractive
14. They can be Presidents wife (less work but smarter)
15. They don't HAVE to shave below their neck
16. Don't need to turn a nut on a bolt
17. Never have to wear the same pair of shoes twice
18. They can remember days such as Valentins day
19. Phone calls are paid for by husband/room mate/parents
20. Don't get yelled at for walking around in underwear
21. Pillow fights!



1.i do not desire to have blood puring from my womb
2.you could sit down if the moment took you
3.(fair point)
4.id rather not have sumot growin inside of me
5.yet again you could develop breats if you you wanted
6.i dont want a hug :|
7.take it you are not aware of female party's?
9.were we posses testicles they posses horrific vagina's
10.very rarely
11.dnt wnt to wer a thong frankly
12.(fair point) again!
13.gays find you attractive
14.rele dnt understand wot u gettin at wit dat 1?
15.but they must shave their flaps and legs on a regular basis
16.???y???
17.pretty sure they do (unless they are of celebrity status such as ann widicombe)
18.why is that beneficial
19.not really
20.if u mean owt n abowt den yer but in d house its d same for men, dats if your gf appreciates your finer pysique
21.are you homosexual????

CONCLUSION:- 1) yes i was sad enough to waste 10 minutes doing that
2) glad im a man



Good points Da Cunney Bugz


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