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Fishy
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 Posted - 2005/11/01 : 15:38:54
The MC Odessy thing... 
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B.C
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Posted - 2005/11/01 : 15:57:04
1) Gettin drunk at a private works do, that was fancy dress; Letting everyone else get changed (forgetting about myself) and wondering why I was getting funny looks and giggles when I walked past people in the local nightclub.
A mate came up and asked me why the hell I went out in a flared suit, silk shirt, star-shaped sunglasses a 1-kilo medallion and a 2-foot afro.
I hate my workmates.
Although I do remember gettin loads of attention from the ladiez and people wanting to get their picture taken with me, buying me drinks etc, which was kool.
2) Cringeworthy moment, more embarressed for someone else than myself. Me and my mates went to a casino in Glasgow the other night, got a Blackjack table and proceeded to lose a fortnights wages. Within the 1st half hour of us being there in walks Ford Keirnan and Paul Riley (Jack and Winston from Still Game/Chewin' The Fat). The banter was fantastic and they were both on top form, buying us drinks and really getting along with us. Apart from one mate, who couldn't stop trying to be funny and impress them, to which end my comic idols proceeded to slate Dave to the highest extent I have ever seen/heard anyone ripped before. Funniest night of my life, would have been better if it wasn't for those few moments of cringeworthy patter from Dave.
*edit* Just in case you don't know who they are-
Ford Keirnan (on the left): 
Can't find a pic of Paul Riley.
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1up
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Posted - 2005/11/02 : 10:33:21
making a topic calling sharkey a moron <apparently i was, i couildnt read for shite!> i got flamed ahha
being the jerk ... i decided to desert the site for a while
<apparently UKr4veR is the jerk now> no offence
i giv u full permission to tell me off
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silver
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Posted - 2005/11/02 : 10:58:16
On the subway (tube) last week in the UK, near liverpool street at about 8am, train is packed because it is rush hour. I am last to get on... standing near the door... the train speeds off... I hold on... train goes around a corner I try to hang on to the door... big mistake!.. it opens about 30 cms (1 foot)... the train slams on the breaks and stops half way into the station... the train driver gets on the mic and says "my pilot light just turned on to tell me a door has opened, I have had to stop the train, don't lean against the doors"... 5 seconds later the train starts and everyone on the train is looking at me ... hahaha... whoops I said... just made 300 people late for work :)
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/11/02 : 11:23:55
lmao silver 
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Hardcore4eva
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Posted - 2005/11/02 : 14:12:55
hahahaha brilliant! ^^
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Chris B
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Posted - 2005/11/02 : 14:36:32
quote:
Originally posted by B.C:
Apart from one mate, who couldn't stop trying to be funny and impress them, to which end my comic idols proceeded to slate Dave to the highest extent I have ever seen/heard anyone ripped before. Funniest night of my life, would have been better if it wasn't for those few moments of cringeworthy patter from Dave.
That woulda been excellent  but dont think it wouldve been better without your mates patter, funniest part would be them ribbin him i think 
My most embarrassing moment was probably when i was younger and got rather wrecked on drink/other stuff and was walkin round my mates flat with my shirt undone and beer in my hand.
Everyone was calling me mr hawaii and i didnt no why  musta looked a right tit. Worst thing was i'd hardly met any of the people in flat before and for ages later i'd bump into them in town centre and get laughed at again, was all in fun but i did feel daft.
Even worse thing was after stayin up all night at party i then got the bus in mornin crashed out and woke up beside ayr beach, took about another hour and half drive to get back to glasgow and had forgot i had a driving lesson booked. Driving instructor came to my door and i was in no fit state to drive so had to pay him and go to my bed 
scared me outta gettin wrecked for almost a week 
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Fishy
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Posted - 2005/11/02 : 14:59:45
quote:
Originally posted by thekid:
making a topic calling sharkey a moron <apparently i was, i couildnt read for shite!> i got flamed ahha
being the jerk ... i decided to desert the site for a while
<apparently UKr4veR is the jerk now> no offence
i giv u full permission to tell me off
that was u?
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Squishy Star
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Posted - 2005/11/02 : 23:23:14
one time when i was on the train i was leaning againt the doors on the left because there wren't any seats and i couldn't hold onto the hand rail thing above because i had my bag and books and whatnot. so i sort of drifted off for a few seconds, it happens when you're tired around 7:15 AM, and all of sudden the train made a massive turn *please note. there were 2 hott guys sitting on the seats next to me* and i ended up like...not necessarily falling, but like i tripped back and ended up bumping into this one dude and then ontop of some dirty mexican dude on the right side of the train. i have a feeling he enjoyed that bit of me on top of him for a few seconds. and of course everyone saw it happen because i was wearing bright ass colors as usual.
oooooh and today i saw this dude looking at me and i was like eeww!! so i turned side ways. and from the corner of my eye i saw him still staring at me, except now his hands were in his pants. i was thinking 'holy fuhkin shiite!' and he turned towards the door because i'm guessing his thing popped up to say hello... >.< eww he was so nasty lookin too. i almost died!
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swansea247
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Posted - 2005/11/03 : 01:06:12
^^^kind of a coincidence that i actually read that when my hand is in my pants (no i wasnt doing that, you dirty minded people  )
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Dj DontStop
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Posted - 2005/11/03 : 01:41:52
hmm i dont know, ive done alot of stupid shiit in my life, but most of it i can take in stride.
but i guess, me and my g/f at the time were going at it in a bedroom at a party once. unknown to us the party got busted by the cops. we were driven home wearing just our underwear cuz the cops wouldnt let us put anything else on. my dad was all proud of me and shit, but my g/f's parents wouldnt let her see me again :P
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ryg0r
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Posted - 2005/11/03 : 01:54:59
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Originally posted by Dj DontStop:
we were driven home wearing just our underwear cuz the cops wouldnt let us put anything else on. my dad was all proud of me and shit
More people need dads like that.
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SixFeet
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Posted - 2005/11/03 : 03:05:36
my dad probably thinks i'm bent. i have a double bed and last time i went out round town (fortnight ago, not tonight) a mate needed a place to stay so he slept at mine in the doublt bed with me, both down to our boxers and my dad in the morning at like 7am kept coming into the room staring at us
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Posted - 2005/11/03 : 03:40:10
pwn3d!!
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Dj DontStop
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Posted - 2005/11/03 : 05:23:17
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Originally posted by SixFeet:
my dad probably thinks i'm bent. i have a double bed and last time i went out round town (fortnight ago, not tonight) a mate needed a place to stay so he slept at mine in the doublt bed with me, both down to our boxers and my dad in the morning at like 7am kept coming into the room staring at us
ouch...
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