Was watching american idol, that big fat black dude was on about some dawwwg pound. Next thing everyone goes in a frenzy barking i'm like wow, bit strange.
Brian K Advanced Member
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Posted - 2006/05/28 : 20:37:59
quote:Originally posted by whittle1:
Was watching american idol, that big fat black dude was on about some dawwwg pound. Next thing everyone goes in a frenzy barking i'm like wow, bit strange.
wtf are you doing watching american idol? it's crap like this that gives tv a bad name. to top it off, it was originally invented in the UK so you guys are partially responsible for this shit =P
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clarke101 Advanced Member
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Posted - 2006/05/28 : 22:41:14
quote:Originally posted by Brian K:
quote:Originally posted by whittle1:
Was watching american idol, that big fat black dude was on about some dawwwg pound. Next thing everyone goes in a frenzy barking i'm like wow, bit strange.
wtf are you doing watching american idol? it's crap like this that gives tv a bad name. to top it off, it was originally invented in the UK so you guys are partially responsible for this shit =P
You could have been watching some good US tv like
The sheild
24
prison break
wanted (only made one series) :(
fire fly (only made one series) :(
SixFeet Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/05/28 : 23:46:28
quote:Originally posted by clarke101:
You could have been watching some good US tv like
The sheild
24
you seen the first half of season 5 of the shield. if you haven't, big, big suprise. it really shocked me and bummed me out. ****ing hate shane for it.
seen season 5 of 24 yet either? awesome as usual with such a huge cliffhanger of an ending
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clarke101 Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/05/29 : 02:22:14
quote:Originally posted by SixFeet:
quote:Originally posted by clarke101:
You could have been watching some good US tv like
The sheild
24
you seen the first half of season 5 of the shield. if you haven't, big, big suprise. it really shocked me and bummed me out. ****ing hate shane for it.
seen season 5 of 24 yet either? awesome as usual with such a huge cliffhanger of an ending
Yes have seen all of both seasons. Only problem is ive run out of things to watch so any recomendations would be good.
whittle1 Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/05/29 : 15:42:43
quote:Originally posted by clarke101:
quote:Originally posted by Brian K:
quote:Originally posted by whittle1:
Was watching american idol, that big fat black dude was on about some dawwwg pound. Next thing everyone goes in a frenzy barking i'm like wow, bit strange.
wtf are you doing watching american idol? it's crap like this that gives tv a bad name. to top it off, it was originally invented in the UK so you guys are partially responsible for this shit =P
You could have been watching some good US tv like
The sheild
24
prison break
wanted (only made one series) :(
fire fly (only made one series) :(
SixFeet Advanced Member
United Kingdom
2,285 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
Posted - 2006/05/29 : 15:43:02
can't believe they killed of Lem at the end of the first half of season 5 in the shield, he was my favourite character. it was a huge bombshell when it happened. i hope they kill shane for it, he got him in the mess in the first place getting in bed with antwon mitchell. hope kavanaugh gets his comeupence aswell.
wonder how season 6 of 24 is going to pan out aswell =/
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SixFeet Advanced Member
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Posted - 2006/05/29 : 23:29:56
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