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Munnzzz
New Member
United Kingdom
22 posts Joined: Jul, 2006
Posted - 2006/07/14 : 14:25:29
Sienna miller because she is just into breakdown
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charlieee
Advanced Member
Australia
1,422 posts Joined: Dec, 2005
Posted - 2006/07/15 : 12:20:08
this guy cause he would eat the decks instead of mixing lol
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whittle1
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3,191 posts Joined: Jan, 2005
25 hardcore releases
Posted - 2006/07/15 : 12:31:22
Bellend pig:
He's been seen around before, but please take this juicy bellend offa my hands.
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katrinar50
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
822 posts Joined: Apr, 2005
Posted - 2006/07/15 : 16:07:16
I'll plump for Nikki from Big Brother cos she would have a tantrum trying to put on her headphones and work the CDJ's!
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Lovenation vs Poison Rain - Beautiful Day - Tune!!! - That I will not be buying as it is a JAL track! :-(((Alert moderator
Edited by - katrinar50 on 2006/07/15 16:08:52
gabbe
Junior Member
Sweden
81 posts Joined: Nov, 2005
Posted - 2006/07/15 : 19:25:54
average homeboy, just look at him, and you understand why...
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Chidda
Average Member
United Kingdom
162 posts Joined: Feb, 2004
Posted - 2006/07/15 : 19:39:58
Mr.T because
"I aint got time to play jibba jabba music!"
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DjDynamic
Junior Member
Ireland
86 posts Joined: Mar, 2006
Posted - 2006/07/15 : 20:37:18
Rolf Harris. Just because! IMAGINE! breakin out a bit of the old wobbleboard!!
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Munnzzz
New Member
United Kingdom
22 posts Joined: Jul, 2006
Posted - 2006/07/15 : 21:33:24
DJ Rankin because despite being a producer, having a website and a 'fanclub', 'his' releases are remixes of other songs simply with chipmunk vocals over the top and so are so awful he still doesnt deserve to be known as a hardcore DJ! and is extremely unlikely 2 ever be known as one!
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conal flood
Starting Member
Ireland
2 posts Joined: Jul, 2006
Posted - 2006/07/22 : 15:14:39
lol
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conal flood
Starting Member
Ireland
2 posts Joined: Jul, 2006
Posted - 2006/07/22 : 15:17:04
A blonde, brunette and Dj RANKIN are walking.
Brunette: I think we're lost.
Dj Rankin: Yeah.
Blonde: Look! An old house!
*The girls go inside*
Dj Rankin: Look, a bottle!
Brunette: Let's open it!
The Blonde opens the bottle. A genie appears.
Genie: You each get one wish.
Blonde: I wish I was home. (SHE'S TAKEN HOME)
Bruenette: I wish I was home. (SHE IS TAKEN HOME)
Dj Rankin: I wish my friends were here with me.
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DJElectrolux
Starting Member
Australia
5 posts Joined: Jun, 2006
Posted - 2006/07/22 : 15:49:05
Zidane because he'd keep head butting the decks.
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mr_dom_uk
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
500 posts Joined: Jun, 2003
Posted - 2006/07/23 : 14:04:54
Micheal Jackson i mean Mr.Jefferson,
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/807/807_image_05.jpg The guy would fall apart while he was Djing too much surgery and he couldn't do under 18s parties for obvious reasons. He'd keep on shouting out Sha Mo He he & grabbing his crouch all the time.
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dj_hutstar
Starting Member
United Kingdom
3 posts Joined: Apr, 2005
Posted - 2006/07/24 : 10:21:31
got to be my dad u would get a comment from him saying turn that ****ing boom boom shite off it sounds as if its repeating lol would love to see him behind a set of decks would be so funny
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Chris Goldfinger
Senior Member
United Kingdom
311 posts Joined: May, 2006
Posted - 2006/07/24 : 10:33:45
^^^ i've heard that so much from my brother and neighbours
sometimes when they fell like a change they ask if that my records just jumping, WANKERS
Play it loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kathryn
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
6,520 posts Joined: Apr, 2005
Posted - 2006/07/24 : 11:50:03
Gareth Gates!
All he would be good for is the stut,stut,stutter rap
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