Jay-Owen
Advanced Member
Belgium
1,436 posts
Joined: Aug, 2006
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 Posted - 2006/09/02 : 21:51:46
Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a beemer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
but I can't be bothered with the fuss
Today I'm gonna take my bike,
Coz once again the tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay,
For sittin on their arse all day.
Even though then earn 30k
So I'm standin here in poorin rain!
Where the fcuk's my fcukin train!?
London Underground
(London Underground)
They're all lazy fcukin useless kunts!
London Underground
(london underground)
They're all greedy kunts
I wanna shoot them all with a riffle!
All they say is "plz mind the doors"
And they learn that on the 2 day course
this job could be done by a 4yrold,
they just leave us freazin in the cold
what you smell is what you get,
Burger King and Piss 'n' Sweat
You roast to death in the boilin heat
with tourists treadin on your feat
n chewin gum on every seat
so don't tell me to mind the gap
I want my ****in money back
London Underground
(london underground)
They're all lazy ****in useless kunts
London Underground
(london Underground)
They're all greedy kunts
I wanna shoot em all
with a riffle
lala lala
lala lala
The floors are sticky
and the seats are damp
Every platform has a ****in tramp
But the drivers get the day off work
We're all late for work again
London Underground
(London Underground)
Wa-Wa Wankers
They're all wankers
London Underground
(London Underground)
Take your oyster card
and shove it up your arsehole
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