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Slasher
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Slovenia
551 posts
Joined: Jun, 2005
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 Posted - 2006/09/15 : 12:25:43
me: wanna dance?
jessikah: no, not with you.
me: ow come on, try lowering your standards a little..... i did.
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Hardcore4eva
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United Kingdom
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Joined: Jun, 2004
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Posted - 2006/09/15 : 12:56:24
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Originally posted by Slasher:
me: wanna dance?
jessikah: no, not with you.
me: ow come on, try lowering your standards a little..... i did.
hahaha nice one!
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I think you have got me confused with someone that actually gives a FUK.....................
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Smoogie
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United Kingdom
6,504 posts
Joined: Mar, 2006
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 Posted - 2006/09/15 : 14:09:43
quote:
Originally posted by Slasher:
me: wanna dance?
jessikah: no, not with you.
me: ow come on, try lowering your standards a little..... i did.
ROFLMAO!!!  Laugh of the day goes to Slasher *shakes hand* 
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Xenochrome
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United States
2,645 posts
Joined: Aug, 2002
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Posted - 2006/09/15 : 16:32:53
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Originally posted by Hardcore4eva:
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Originally posted by Xenochrome:
I've used it several times myself (I'm half Italian). I've had about a 30% success rate. The other 70% called me a retard.
Well they would be correct wouldnt they??? :P
No. I'm just a little slow.
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Jon O-T
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United Kingdom
929 posts
Joined: Jun, 2005
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Posted - 2006/09/17 : 01:12:23
U gotta love Chandlers 1 from Friends...
Hi ladies, i was wondering, if your interested, we only need 6 more people for our human pyramid.........
sum overs that are hilarious...
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?
You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
*look at crouch* well its not gonna suck itself!
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