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O_o
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Canada
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 Posted - 2006/12/20 : 03:30:05
Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
I would like to heir more funny jokes like this one
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Edited by - milo on 2006/12/20 17:04:08 |
O_o
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Canada
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Posted - 2006/12/20 : 03:59:14
Vampire bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
come on i no u guys now some jokes
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djDMS
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/12/20 : 09:43:25
Not sure i've heard the first one, but the second one is definitely
Bang - Shooting star
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dee_licious
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/12/20 : 18:20:03
They certainly tickled me! 
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The Doc
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/12/20 : 23:24:19
theres a thread a few months back for jokes which I'm sure someone will post but what do you call an alien with 3 eyes?
AN ALIIIEN!
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Rock you in your face! stab your brain with your nose bone!
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DJ E-Rok
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Russia
476 posts
Joined: Jan, 2004
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Posted - 2006/12/21 : 00:33:48
knock knock
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stupid bathtubs
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djDMS
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/12/21 : 10:05:43
Makes my reply look stupid now it's been moved!
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kathryn
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2006/12/21 : 11:36:01
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk 
An old fave of mine sorry!
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O_o
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Canada
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Posted - 2006/12/21 : 14:17:13
what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
do u smell carrots....
lol
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