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Jay-Owen
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Belgium
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 Posted - 2007/05/25 : 14:04:28
I went to this bizarre forum, and found this topic. lmfao!
deathisdeadly wrote:
Okay, I already read the thread about going down on a girl, so don't repost that bullsh*t. Because it doesn't explain any of this, rofl. Okay, basically, I've never, ever gone down on a girl, and today I felt a little brave and romantic. We were lying for a while, and I was teasing her a bit, so she was more than ready. I got her panties off and starting teasing her a bit. I opened up the outer lips and she had this very bright white liquid ALL over everything. I'd never expected her "lubrication" to look like this so I kind of waved it off until I actually started tasting it. It's not exactly the best tasting fluid in the world, and I gagged a little; luckily she didn't see. I expected more of a fleshy taste, really. I just fingered her from there on, but I feel kind of bad, because I really wanted to please her.
This is a really bizzare situation for me, because this really freaked me out, and unfortunately I've never experienced this.
Is this normal? If it is, should I learn to tolerate it, or should I try something to make it better.
tPx13 wrote:
The white stuff means she's an alien. Next time you're in this position punch her in the so called "clit" and say, "I know what you are you alien f*ck". Her head will spin and her alien body will emerge, then you better run before she eats you.
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DJ-Pure
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Posted - 2007/05/25 : 14:24:47
lol, awesome.
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NeXuS
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Posted - 2007/05/25 : 18:29:52
**** me I knew she was a lying when she told me she wasnt an alien!
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Sir Feli
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2007/05/25 : 19:25:05
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Originally posted by Renegade V:
I went to this bizarre forum, and found this topic. lmfao!
deathisdeadly wrote:
Okay, I already read the thread about going down on a girl, so don't repost that bullsh*t. Because it doesn't explain any of this, rofl. Okay, basically, I've never, ever gone down on a girl, and today I felt a little brave and romantic. We were lying for a while, and I was teasing her a bit, so she was more than ready. I got her panties off and starting teasing her a bit. I opened up the outer lips and she had this very bright white liquid ALL over everything. I'd never expected her "lubrication" to look like this so I kind of waved it off until I actually started tasting it. It's not exactly the best tasting fluid in the world, and I gagged a little; luckily she didn't see. I expected more of a fleshy taste, really. I just fingered her from there on, but I feel kind of bad, because I really wanted to please her.
This is a really bizzare situation for me, because this really freaked me out, and unfortunately I've never experienced this.
Is this normal? If it is, should I learn to tolerate it, or should I try something to make it better.
tPx13 wrote:
The white stuff means she's an alien. Next time you're in this position punch her in the so called "clit" and say, "I know what you are you alien f*ck". Her head will spin and her alien body will emerge, then you better run before she eats you.
 sad b**tards
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kathryn
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Posted - 2007/05/26 : 09:56:27
This has made my morning sickness even worse thanks 
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dee_licious
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Posted - 2007/05/26 : 17:50:08
This is sooooooo very sick!
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Meph751
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Posted - 2007/05/26 : 17:59:30
"I think i'll go check hhc.com posts before i go get food"
thank you, so very much, for ruining my first meal of the day :(
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2007/05/26 : 20:56:10
Sorry, I obviously thought it was funny, I guess death kinda laid the detail pretty thick.
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Meph751
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Posted - 2007/05/26 : 22:08:04
haha it's fine :D
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djDMS
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Posted - 2007/05/27 : 00:09:37
Totally unnecessary
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