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Mortis
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 Posted - 2007/09/22 : 15:59:46
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES . "
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN . "
2 . She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE . "
3 She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY . "
4 She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION . "
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE . "
6 . She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER . "
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY . "
2 He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN . "
3 He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS . "
4 He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION . "
5 He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION . "
6 It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE . "
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Future_Shock
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Posted - 2007/09/22 : 16:53:39
hahahahahahaha
that made my ****ing day.
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clarke101
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Posted - 2007/09/22 : 17:01:35
4 She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION . "
Easily the best
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novaboy
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Posted - 2007/09/22 : 17:03:34
lol.
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kathryn
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Posted - 2007/09/22 : 17:07:04
He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY . "
So thats what you call it?
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Posted - 2007/09/22 : 17:28:47
I'll always call an American a yank, and a Texan a redneck. Paddies, Taffies, Jocks etc
Who cares, there's no malious intent.
I hate politically correct crap, **** politics, waste of time n money. <<< that wasnt P.C.
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dee_licious
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Posted - 2007/09/22 : 19:37:37
I haven't seen anything THAT funny in.....well...its been a while LMAO
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Meathead
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Posted - 2007/09/23 : 13:46:24
2 . She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE . "
6 . She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER . "
thats just mint! 
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SPOOX
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Posted - 2007/09/23 : 14:55:52
 
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Brian K
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Posted - 2007/09/24 : 03:01:22
LOL!
quote:
Originally posted by clarke101:
4 She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION . "
Easily the best
2nd that motion
although I have been known to be overly caucasian =P
not nearly as bad as traffic cone though 
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2007/09/24 : 11:21:31
That is fantastic! Gotta love the PC-ness of today! My vote has gotta go to the overly caucasian one though. All brilliant, especially the horizontally accessible and rectal-cranial inversion but that one got me the most. Working in a busy bar on a friday and saturday night i've just seen it so many times and that just brought the memories flooding back.
Thank you! 
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Sir Feli
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Posted - 2007/09/24 : 11:26:04
quote:
Originally posted by Mortis:
2 . She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE . "
4 She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION . "
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE . "
6 . She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER . "
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clarke101
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Posted - 2007/09/24 : 11:26:13
quote:
Originally posted by Brian K:
although I have been known to be overly caucasian =P
not nearly as bad as traffic cone though
I think we all have tbh.
At least there is no video evidence of me unlike Cone's
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