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jimbob squarepants
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 Posted - 2007/10/02 : 14:39:27
spoox's joke gave me an idea for this post.
why not tell everyone your favourite joke? i'll start........
A wig & a turd walk into a bar,
The barman looks up,at the two & points his finger & says,
"i'm not serving either of you two,so get out!"
the wig looks at the barman ,all puzzled and replies "why not?"
barman shouts "coz you're off ya head & your mates steaming!"
Well i think its hilarious!!!!!
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kathryn
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Posted - 2007/10/02 : 15:00:59
quote:
Originally posted by jimbob squarepants:
spoox's joke gave me an idea for this post.
why not tell everyone your favourite joke? i'll start........
A wig & a turd walk into a bar,
The barman looks up,at the two & points his finger & says,
"i'm not serving either of you two,so get out!"
the wig looks at the barman ,all puzzled and replies "why not?"
barman shouts "coz you're off ya head & your mates steaming!"
Well i think its hilarious!!!!!
 nice 1!
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SPOOX
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 Posted - 2007/10/02 : 15:32:41
Ain't heard that one before.
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2007/10/02 : 15:34:44
A girl is asleep in a catholic school. Her teacher asks:
'Who created the world?'
The boy behind her pokes her with his pencil. She awakes and screams:
'Lord Almighty!'
'Correct' Says the Teacher. The girl shrugs and returns to her beauty sleep. The teacher asks another question:
'Who died on the cross to save us all?'
Poke! The girl awakes and screams:
'Jesus Christ!!'
'Correct again! Well done!' announces the teacher. 'Can you tell me what Eve said to Adam after giving birth to their third child?'
The boy behind her pokes her. She turns around and yells:
'You put that thing in me one more time and I'll break it!!'
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Uproar
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Posted - 2007/10/02 : 18:34:47
What do you call a man with a piece of ham on on head?
Ahmed.
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Cyborgasm
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Posted - 2007/10/02 : 21:26:09
hear about the jewish pedofile on the loose 'hey little girl wanna buy some candy'
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