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kathryn
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 Posted - 2007/10/24 : 12:09:57
 recieved this email from Stu at his place of work.
A postal worker was sorting mail a week before Christmas when he came
across a letter addressed to God. Since it would be destroyed he
decided to open the letter and read it.
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday
someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I
had until my next pension cheque. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had
invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have
nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my
only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which he put
into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the
workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be
able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from
the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter
was opened. It
read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of
your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.
We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it must have been those
thieving bastards at the Post Office.
Sincerely,
Edna
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dee_licious
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Posted - 2007/10/24 : 12:15:04
I heard this before but it still made me smile :)
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SPOOX
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Posted - 2007/10/26 : 08:13:07
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kathryn
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Posted - 2007/10/26 : 13:18:52
A young man in hospital is given a bed bath by one of the nurses. Later she confides to her colleagues that he has the word Ludo tatooed on his p*nis. The following day a pretty young nurse undertakes the same task.
When shes finished she tells her colleagues: 'It wasnt Ludo that was tatooed on his p*nis it was Llandudno.'
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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2007/10/27 : 06:50:14
Evil old woman! (no, not you Kath )
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Quicksilver
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Posted - 2007/10/27 : 08:29:41
Haha good one! :D
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Originally posted by kathryn:
A young man in hospital is given a bed bath by one of the nurses. Later she confides to her colleagues that he has the word Ludo tatooed on his p*nis. The following day a pretty young nurse undertakes the same task.
When shes finished she tells her colleagues: 'It wasnt Ludo that was tatooed on his p*nis it was Llandudno.'
There is also a version of it with the word "Adam" and "Amsterdam". :)
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