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clarke101
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 Posted - 2007/11/08 : 10:25:57
Royal Wedding Night
Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!"
"Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!"
To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
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charlieee
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Posted - 2007/11/08 : 10:31:32
haha nice one man
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bulby_g
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Posted - 2007/11/08 : 10:39:42
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dee_licious
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Posted - 2007/11/08 : 19:11:44
Predictable!
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Brian K
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Posted - 2007/11/08 : 21:48:20
haha nice
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Skedd
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Posted - 2007/11/11 : 03:29:28
hahaha gotta add that to my joke repetoire...
that was well done ;)
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Mortis
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Posted - 2007/11/11 : 10:19:57
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"Maybe in a day and age in which even our rappers can't get to the end of a verse without having an existential crisis, we should find a place for happy hardcore"
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