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kathryn
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2007/11/09 : 14:29:04
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your Vehicle.
From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car
To Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park.
The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the Car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the
Chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
Underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
Put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
Staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!
 
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SPOOX
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2007/11/09 : 17:19:55
 
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Hard2Get
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2007/11/09 : 18:39:37
Walsall is a local town to me :P
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Skedd
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Australia
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Posted - 2007/11/12 : 10:25:34
ouch.... that was a big cringe ;)
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djDMS
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Posted - 2007/11/12 : 11:09:30
Stuff that, i'm off to lay under some cars in my shorts!
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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2007/11/12 : 18:01:57
quote:
Originally posted by djDMS:
Stuff that, i'm off to lay under some cars in my shorts!
Where abouts? 
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