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JesterDJ
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Posted - 2008/08/20 :  16:41:56  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit JesterDJ's homepage  Reply with quote
Jack Bauer has no power against the fortress that is Chuck Norris.

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Ken Masters
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Posted - 2008/08/20 :  17:28:29  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Ken Masters's homepage  Reply with quote
Chuck Norris is my faja

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Posted - 2008/08/20 :  18:04:13  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit whispering's homepage  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by sophie.HTID:
but i still dont get it :P




It runned like through 8 seasons in the 90's. At some point people started making jokes about it, which soon spread like the plague in 1350's europe.


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Edited by - whispering on 2008/08/20 18:10:16
JesterDJ
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Posted - 2008/08/20 :  18:32:08  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit JesterDJ's homepage  Reply with quote
To break it down simply, Chuck Norris was a bad ass martial artist, that actually helped Bruce Lee with his kicks. He was that amazing at it, his roundhouse kick was legendary and that was it. Films, shows, spots, all sorts. Then the worshipping and mad jokes came.

That's all there is to it really.


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chris_sirhc
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Posted - 2008/08/20 :  23:29:38  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit chris_sirhc's homepage  Reply with quote
Yeh that's true he was the US champion in matrial arts at some stage, and I think he fights Bruce Lee in one of his movies not sure what the movie is called though.



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Posted - 2008/08/20 :  23:41:31  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Chris B's homepage  Reply with quote
not sure but i think it was way of the dragon. and chuck norris was a baddie!! what the ****, he's meant to be the superheor (that takes no shit from anybody)

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Posted - 2008/08/21 :  11:16:50  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit SixFeet's homepage  Reply with quote


Jack's invading this thread cos he disapproves. You ****ers better hope he shows mercy on yo ass!


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Posted - 2008/08/21 :  14:23:08  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit Ken Masters's homepage  Reply with quote
How good was he in the Lost Boy's! Not Chuck Norris! lol


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what a movie!


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Originally posted by Z-e-B-e-D-e-E:

do i win?



1) no
2) you kinda just ruined the whole topic. How selfish of you.
3) anyone can copy and paste

hahahahahahahahah


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Posted - 2008/08/26 :  12:47:39  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit sophie.HTID's homepage  Reply with quote
Lol i think i get it now :)

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Posted - 2008/08/27 :  02:33:46  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit JesterDJ's homepage  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by sophie.HTID:
Lol i think i get it now :)



i.e. no more regurgitated explanations about crap i couldn't care less about please!


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Posted - 2008/08/27 :  10:58:42  Show profile  Send a private message  Visit sophie.HTID's homepage  Reply with quote
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Originally posted by sophie.HTID:
Lol i think i get it now :)



i.e. no more regurgitated explanations about crap i couldn't care less about please!



nah just felt like i looked a tad stupid not knowing wen everyone else did :P haha


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