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raindancerob
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 Posted - 2008/12/18 : 11:41:13
well thats all good then if only your friend could see the funny side of it, this silliness wouldnt of started lol
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Stevie c
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 11:53:02
He is not heavy, he is my brother thus the family defence and I have to love him for it.
In the Beginning there was a thread and the thread was good.
Yet the writer got some bits wrong and many laughed at the writer.
Cos he was a muppet.
Many people argued over the thread and time passed.
From the One true Rave Gospel came many ways..
yet the path of Happy and the path of Hardcore remained the truest path.
False prophets went into the House...the evil sexy House.
Some resided in Gabber..never to return..
Some left for the Jungle..brothers for the break beat lost tribe.
The genres fought, yet we remained happy.
For we are the Hardcore.
Tempt me not with your American Minimal Techno.
I resist you Happy Clappers.
Look not upon the Garage nor the Hippity Hoppy.
Remain strong...
Embrace the Cheese
Open up to the Beauty
Feel the piano running through you soul.
Accept it is 12 bar blues speeded up and all will be right.
Curse the Jazz!!
And lead me not into the Valley of POP!!
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raindancerob
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 12:02:35
that might be so but he needs to understand that people have a laugh & im sure that your capable of looking after yourself my friend :o)
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Stevie c
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 12:11:03
So it was that the writer could look after himself,
Yet his brother was a fellow disciple
And could never be turned out from the Home of Hardcore.
For this is our Family,
Even if the Writer did not poll in any of the awards!!
The Writer knew this was because he was always buggering off into the desert
The Desert of Theatre.
Abandoning his wife and kids at home
Still the Writer would return and cause more trouble
Then soddy off to do another play.
Verse Two Chapter One.
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raindancerob
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 12:12:49
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie c:
So it was that the writer could look after himself,
Yet his brother was a fellow disciple
And could never be turned out from the Home of Hardcore.
For this is our Family,
Even if the Writer did not poll in any of the awards!!
The Writer knew this was because he was always buggering off into the desert
The Desert of Theatre.
Abandoning his wife and kids at home
Still the Writer would return and cause more trouble
Then soddy off to do another play.
Verse Two Chapter One.
lol funny that is. whats the crack with Verse Two Chapter One ?
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Stevie c
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 12:22:33
Verse One Chapter One is above it!!!
Oh...now look what i have done..I have broken speaking as Narrator in third person!!!
( ahem! )
Regaining composure the writer saw raindancerob's question was a good one.
Together they were making this the strangest yet most beautiful thread.
To grace these pages of HappyHardcore.com is indeed like a trip through Heaven.
All praise the great Silver, For the Japan based Prophet has truly made many happy.
He is Clever, He is wise and tells us off when we are naughty!!
Veryily do not get on the wrong side of the Admin Moderator Boss Man.
Verse Three Chapter One.
You turn now...
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raindancerob
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 12:27:10
ah yeah i get it now lol
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Stevie c
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 15:49:13
And so it was that raindancerob got it and the thread was quiet for several hours.
No one else posted.
Afraid of the page two darkness the writer was given a vision
The voice said bring this thread back to light of the first page
Make it a hot topic that burns like a candle in the night
Maybe one day it will even be sticky.
Future generations will look upon it and say truly this was a gift.
A gift to us all
Verse Four Chapter One
HappyHardcore Gospel according to Stevie C
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Stevie c
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 20:13:23
Once again the dark ages of light had gone the thread looked banished forever.
Yet the writer could not let it go after a day of posting threads.
In an effort to make up for his absence.
He had wilfed and browsed the forums all day
Ignoring the evils of facebook,
He discovered 7 golden plates then buried them again
The plates were named as follows...The Happy Plate, The Hardcore Plate, The Old Skool Plate, The Rave Plate, The Techno Plate, The Breakbeat Plate, and the final plate was that of UK Freeform.
He gazed upon them and the Angel Cheese of Remix visited him.
Verse Five Chapter One
Happy Hardcore Gospel according to Stevie C
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2008/12/18 : 21:01:10
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Originally posted by kathryn:
this is becoming serioushardcorethreads.com
Internet: SRZ BZNS
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This also means "People read."
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Stevie c
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Posted - 2008/12/19 : 18:32:38
And so it came to pass the thread was to serious....as the writer waited for the other gospel writers to join him, he wondered if five fish and twelve loaves could be made into a decent stew with hallucinogenic cactus and feed 5000. Also if Lebanon had decent red and gold seal in those olden days.
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