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Blackcrow
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Posted - 2009/01/05 : 00:14:46

I want to know......
Its okay i wont judge you i'm not like that, but i would like to know if there any good.
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/01/05 : 00:23:07
wiki says they have sold over 2 million of them....all of which were shipped to an adress that closely matches a particular user on this forum
:)
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Meathead
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Posted - 2009/01/05 : 00:43:50
What the hell are they?
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Revs
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Posted - 2009/01/05 : 00:59:42
Haha artificial vaginas . I'd rather get a girl with a real one ! 
quote: all of which were shipped to an adress that closely matches a particular user on this forum
umm Silver ? well, I'm just wondering..
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Brian K
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Posted - 2009/01/05 : 02:22:00
I have been looking at a flesh light myself but those are pretty interesting. wonder if anywhere around here sells them as their main site is in euros
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Meathead
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Posted - 2009/01/05 : 02:24:48
quote: Originally posted by DJ Revs:
Haha artificial vaginas . I'd rather get a girl with a real one ! 
Oh.....
quote: Originally posted by Blackcrow:
I want to know......
Its okay i wont judge you i'm not like that, but i would like to know if there any good.
Things that bad are they mate?
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Ken Masters
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Posted - 2009/01/05 : 05:05:02
I didn't think you could put a price on having a wank!
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TypeR
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Posted - 2009/01/05 : 05:13:00
you can if it looks like a wii controller!
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Blackcrow
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Posted - 2009/01/07 : 18:31:36
quote: Originally posted by Brian K:
I have been looking at a flesh light myself but those are pretty interesting. wonder if anywhere around here sells them as their main site is in euros
Actually, i read you can buy them from the lovehoney site.
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Blackcrow
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Posted - 2009/01/07 : 18:55:46
LULZ.
69 people have read this topic!!!

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Jay-Owen
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Posted - 2009/01/08 : 08:39:40
What so 'new' about them? Fleshlights have been around for ages
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Hard2Get
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Posted - 2009/01/08 : 08:44:37
quote: Originally posted by Brian K:
I have been looking at a flesh light myself but those are pretty interesting. wonder if anywhere around here sells them as their main site is in euros
Jesus....you've got to be joking :P Just get the real thing if your that bothered!
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Brian K
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Posted - 2009/01/08 : 09:07:05
having a baby = no sex for 6 weeks =P
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Project-Industrial
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Posted - 2009/01/08 : 12:23:09
quote: Originally posted by Brian K:
having a baby = no sex for 6 weeks =P
and they say womans have all the pain.. well heres the proof!! man do suffer :(!!
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/01/08 : 12:47:26
tell me about it :(!
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/01/08 : 14:45:54
Reminds me of fleshlight. Maybe "Tenga" works better? With fleshlight from what I hear, semen gets stuck inside and it's near impossible to clean it out. Which would usually result in a filthy, rotting, bacteria laden mess inside it.
(mind you I've never used one, nor do I have any sex toys.)
quote: Originally posted by Brian K:
having a baby = no sex for 6 weeks =P
Use your hand!
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