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warped_candykid
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 Posted - 2009/03/31 : 23:59:12
Sarah,
Last night was magical. Just being able to see you besides when you open the refrigerator door just made my syrup flow ever so heavenly through my heart. Whenever I feel the strong firmness of someone’s hand roughly squeeze out my oozy goodness, I think of you. Sarah, sweet Sarah, you make me feel like I could provide enough thick juiceyness to cover one thousand, no, one Million pancakes! Ohhhhhh! Sarah! Please! Don’t be afraid to just pick me up and squeeze me! Just put your hands around me and squeeze me!!!! Make me scream! SARAH! SAAAAARAH!!! When will come to me? When shall I see you again? Waiting is the worst part. I see you take out your meatless goodies. Sarah, I have some information for you. I am meat-free too and it hurts when you never notice me because my love for you is like a thousand whales having sex on a warm summer’s night in the Arctic Ocean! Sarah, I love you. I want to saturate you with my maple, buttery goodness. I have to go now. The pain is beginning to melt my heart. I shall be waiting for you in the hopes of catching a glimpse of your shiny maple hair. The same maple that runs through MY VERY VEINS! MY VERY VEINS!
Mrs. Butterworths
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Smoogie
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 Posted - 2009/04/01 : 00:26:23
Nice one! 
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Vitalism
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 02:22:15
i don't even know what this is about...
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warped_candykid
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 02:36:25
quote:
Originally posted by Vitalism:
i don't even know what this is about...
You just had to be at my condo last night. We saw the Mrs.Butterworths commercial where she talks to you, and of course, I turned it into Mrs. Butterworths having a sexual attraction to my roommate Sarah. When Sarah went to bed, I took the bottle we have and sat it outside Sarah's door, and knocked on the door and ran leaving the bottle sitting there, and you just had to be here dude. So while Sarah was at work, I wrote the letter and laid it on her bed and she freaked out when she got home.
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Vitalism
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 02:50:02
condo, i live in a basement appartment.
lucky...
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warped_candykid
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 03:12:40
quote:
Originally posted by Vitalism:
condo, i live in a basement appartment.
lucky...
Well, I would be living in an apartment if I hadnt have told some random guy I met on Myspace who I didnt even know that went to the same college I do that I would stay with him. He joined the navy and left and his girlfriend, Sarah, now lives here. What's funny is that me and Sarah went to the same school, so it worked out pretty good.
This is Justin & me (my name is also Justin, so it was weird for a while) (2007)
Here's me and Sarah (2009)
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Vitalism
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 03:26:46
ah, it's all becoming so clear.
i might have had something to say if this letter was to justin on the other hand...
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Vitalism
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 03:41:47
what u drive btw?
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warped_candykid
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 04:53:02
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Originally posted by Vitalism:
what u drive btw?
The Ford Focus! When I was like, 13 or 14, my step-sis and I would pretend our bicycles were cars and I always made my bike a Ford Focus!
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silver
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 05:32:01
quote:
Originally posted by warped_candykid:
quote:
Originally posted by Vitalism:
what u drive btw?
The Ford Focus! When I was like, 13 or 14, my step-sis and I would pretend our bicycles were cars and I always made my bike a Ford Focus!
Where and when did you get that sticker? Have you actually been to that URL lately?
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warped_candykid
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Posted - 2009/04/01 : 12:22:03
The Bumper Stickers were handed out in 2007 at a rave. Playground Productions was the longest running rave promotion in the Atlanta, GA scene (2000-2007). They even brought DJ Brisk to Atlanta in 2002, but I was still new to the music itself then and not old enough to go to an event. So ya, its an old url. It re-directs to this site. The proper url now is:
www.playgroundatl.com The site is just used for memories (photos, forum, etc).
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