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Triquatra
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 Posted - 2009/07/20 : 12:16:30
im sure there are worse ones out there - whilst i was at school, we had a teacher go nuts and violently shake a pupil whilst shouting "why dont you ****ing shut up" another one whilst we were in primary school, a pupil ran out of school and home whilst our teacher ran after him telling him to "calm down"...nothing too over the top - had some friends who got "done" for starting an underground porno network, downloading printing and distributing adult images around school (for a price)..i of course wasnt involved.... haha...those were the days
im sure more will come flooding back to me as i think about it..but until then..
what was the funniest, stupiest, most amusing, most shocking incident's to happen whilst you were (or perhaps still are) at school?
**edit, this was actually #6 haha**
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Lilley
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 13:06:00
In physics a student was told to go choke on his own shit out in the corridor.
He had been farting all class.
In year 8 and 9, we played this game every recess and lunch called "rage in the D", where someone, usually me, would sneak around the back of a demountable room, open a window and climb through and open the room from the inside. then everyone would pour in and completely trash the room, tables and chairs everywhere, and run out again shutting the door and leaving it locked, in the space of 20 or 30 seconds. It took them a while to work out what was going on - or at least to catch us in the act.
And then there was the incident with the noodles.
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Audio Warfare
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 13:19:54
We stuck a guy in a wheelie bin (birthday tradition at our school) and lent it against the wall so that he couldn't get out. About 20 mins later a teacher found him and gave him detention for playing in the bin.
We used to stick sewing needles through the bottoms of chairs before people sat on them. That always gave amusing results. Even our maths teacher laughed when one girl sat down.
We used to have a big mat at the entrance to our hall and we used to turn up one corner of it at break times. Because there was always such a bundle of people pushing to get in everyone would trip over it and cause a major pile up. I swear we must have taken down 20+ people on some occasions.
Might add more later if I can be arsed. ;)
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 14:48:09
i just looooved to play with fire and was a nerd at young age.. i faked the grades of some ppl i hated by breaking in the school system, we had the windows go out the chemics class due to an explosing on the gass tank.. thought was funny to ave flames coming right out of the tank :) noone got hurt tho but it was quite amusing nd a bit stupid maybe :)
always bullying 1 specific teacher by throwing stink bombs in his class or brining rainshields cuz he spits when he talks.. nd we called the police cuz that one teacher kept aving a hard one nd then leaning against girls while explaining them.. he got taken away lol.. werent quite happy wif me nd some mates i can tell ya that much :) wot a party when i left high school.. college.. mehh.. nuffin much on there really just graduated from college but we basicly never were there so hence why nuffin happend
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 17:15:50
In 3rd grade I got back at this ass that was bullying me. While he was using the bathroom I threw a balloon full of my piss (and some diarrhea) over the stall and it splashed all over him. I split and a few moments later he runs out and grabs a random kid that was running by and starts beating him up, with everyone else running away screaming (probably because of how bad he smelled LOL). Then several teachers had to restrain him and had to go home afterwords to change. I never saw him again.
But I digress. The rest was a solid eight years of hell. I hope all public school faculty and staff in this area burn in hell.
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Hard2Get
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 18:24:52
quote:
we had a teacher go nuts and violently shake a pupil whilst shouting "why dont you ****ing shut up"
Did he lose his job or were you at school when that kind of thing was more acceptable? :P
And man you lot are a bunch or rebels lol.
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 19:09:04
quote:
Originally posted by C Cell:
In 3rd grade I got back at this ass that was bullying me. While he was using the bathroom I threw a balloon full of my piss (and some diarrhea) over the stall and it splashed all over him. I split and a few moments later he runs out and grabs a random kid that was running by and starts beating him up, with everyone else running away screaming (probably because of how bad he smelled LOL). Then several teachers had to restrain him and had to go home afterwords to change. I never saw him again.
But I digress. The rest was a solid eight years of hell. I hope all public school faculty and staff in this area burn in hell.
holy crap!!
and yes - he did loose his job!
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TheOneNOnly
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 19:59:58
I only set up two things throughout my school years.
One was I brought a wrench into school, somehow didn't get caught with it, and unscrewed the bolts to my teachers chair, and three other kids I thought where ass's. Don't ask me how, but they ALL sat down basically at the same time. It was a friggin unison of four people sitting down, and having their chairs break on them.
Yes, I didn't get caught. Ha, gotta love back-packs.
The other was a simple end of the year prank where I had my science teacher (Coolest teach I've EVER had) let me out of class early. I set up buckets over majority of the doors, except the ones by the main office. So when kids came out, they had shaving cream and water fall on them.
The only other one I can think of is when a kid ran into me (On accident) and bounced off me. He hit the coat racks (This was in like 4th grade), and the top of his ear got busted open and he was bleeding everywhere. Lesson: Don't run like a moron in a small coat area.
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kathryn
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 20:17:45
I was leaning on a cupboard full of old bottle and it ended up falling on top of me, i once played the recorder in the girls toilets and it just sounded like the fire alarm. Teachers evacuated the school but a boy was sent to check the loos and found me full flowing blowing away on the recorder he told on me and i was in real trouble, i used to rob the packets of jaffas that were on top pf a cupboard in our form class everynight when pupils had left for hometime, i used to go in the trays and eat at the kids packed lunches  the list could go on.
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 21:06:36
In my freshman year of highschool my Biology teacher told me he was sick of looking at me cause of my hair. Didn't matter to me since I never liked him.
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Charco
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Posted - 2009/07/20 : 22:27:51
Used too break into school when it was over and bring out all gym stuff, then climb onto rafters (Just over 2 storeys high) and jump off...one of my mates ended up just catching corner and hit ground....fcuking funny.
Used to rob canteen of snacks and hide it on school grounds, hardly had to buy anything...surprised it was never found or we were never caught.
Got 2 younger pupils detention by breakin into their class during break time and hiding bags....made it look like it could've only been one person that done it. We were in that class next-was funny as fcuk watchin him panic and swear his innocence!
A few of us sneaked out of class in primary school and hid under the stage for about 2-3 hours til hometime...never actually got into trouble for that.
Hid a lads schoolbag in at the old secretarys office in secondary school, thought he was a bit of a prick so never owned up to it. After spending a week or so lookin around school grounds and roof, ended up havin to get another one.
Can't remember rest but was usually the quiet one...
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Posted - 2009/07/21 : 03:57:08
back when i was in the 7th grade i use to catch the train with my mate and some older skool people. we use to open the train door and chuck the train seats out and all kinda of crazy shit. my mate once when the train was pulling up to the station jumped off while the train was still moving onto the platform lol . and of course their was always putting say a stack of 5 cent on the train track and watching the train run over them.
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