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Rayovac
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 Posted - 2009/08/05 : 23:29:54
I came across this earlier: http://www.startalie.com/
There were quite a few that made me chuckle. 
"Bottled water snuffed a duck and headed uptown."
"Bottled water bangs your sister every night, then brags about it to you."
"Bottled water shot the sheriff."
"In Canada, you have to wait as long as 6 months to be prescribed bottled water."
"Bottled water writes M-Audio's sound card drivers."
"Bottled water voted for Bush."
"Bottled water makes metal rust. Imagine what it does to your insides."
"Bottled water deletes system32."
"Bottled water is tighter than the Ruff Ride Provider."
"Bottled water makes your urine reek."
"Bottled water killed the EV1."
"Bottled water [insert witty pop-culture reference here]."
"Bottled water invaded Iraq under false pretenses."
"Bottled water was phone."
"Bottled water has a 28 BPS modem and an insane refresh rate. "
"Bottled water deletes /bin."
"Bottled water plastic consists of polymerized units of the monomer ethylene terephthalate, with repeating C10H8O4."
"Bottled water funds skynet."
"Bottled water could have saved Michael Jackson, but he drank from the tap."
"Bottled water comes from European mountain springs in Arkansas."
"Bottled water wonders why people are anthropomorphizing him on this site. "
"Bottled water: Official drink of the Chicago Cubs."
What do you think?
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frozt
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Posted - 2009/08/05 : 23:38:09
in soviet russia, water bottles you!
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/08/05 : 23:50:25
quote:
Originally posted by frozt:
in soviet russia, water bottles you!
You're not even performing the joke right. 
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Edited by - Rayovac on 2009/08/05 23:50:40 |
näkkk
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Posted - 2009/08/06 : 00:25:07
quote:
Originally posted by Rayovac:
"Bottled water is tighter than the Ruff Ride Provider."
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redwingz
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Posted - 2009/08/06 : 12:30:08
I dont get it, whats the bottled water obsession?
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näkkk
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Posted - 2009/08/06 : 14:01:21
quote:
Originally posted by redwingz:
I dont get it, whats the bottled water obsession?
Probably the new Chuck Norris, only more readily available
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/08/06 : 18:40:17
Some more timewasters.
http://newrafael.com/
http://www.creepypasta.com/
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Dj Roz
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Posted - 2009/08/07 : 02:00:51
quote:
Originally posted by Rayovac:
Some more timewasters.
http://newrafael.com/
http://www.creepypasta.com/
Oh man, I could flip virtual colored paper for hours!
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/09/12 : 17:59:14
Three more evil sites that can easily eat up a chunk of your day.
http://blog.spywareguide.com/
http://dontevenreply.com/
http://tvtropes.org/
Surely a few other people here know of some...
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Edited by - Rayovac on 2009/09/12 19:14:39 |
ozmium
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Posted - 2009/09/12 : 21:26:51
find out about drugs!!!!
http://www.dancesafe.org/documents/druginfo/cannabis.php
lol time waster
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TheOneNOnly
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Posted - 2009/09/12 : 21:30:40
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Originally posted by ozmium:
find out about drugs!!!!
http://www.dancesafe.org/documents/druginfo/cannabis.php
lol time waster
BS!
Anything that makes you want to constantly use it, over and over, during many things. Or you feel you can't do something without it; then you're addicted.
Like me.
I'm addicted to music. For all above reasons.
There doesn't need to be a chemical fking your brain to be called an addiction.
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