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Blackcrow
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 Posted - 2009/09/03 : 11:22:19
^^This artifact shrouded In Mythology In the CHAV culture, was once beleived By CHAV Historians (Or "Chav-Storians),beleive it to be the Missing link which would of prevented the subsequent drink war, which thus created the "Challenge 25 Administration" near the Turn of the Millenials Circa 2008 AD.
Legend has It, According to Chav Schollors, that this Challice Once had "Holly Power"
Historians After deciphering "The Great Text's" Which were hard to read, as they had to be translated from ASBO F.u.Ckwit to "Standardised English", beleive this "Great Challice" once had An Almighty Power.
Legend has it that Once Hard Spirits were poured into the Challice, then it would through Divine Power, measure out Standardised Alcholic Measurements, which was at the time a clear and controlable Idicator of Alcoholic Intake.
Called "Shots."
Somehow these texts got lost in time, They were Written and Re-Written through generations of CHAVS, and as F.uck.wit Is not an easily Scribable Language, and CHAVS are Also somehow Illiterate, despite having a Full 13 years of Education.
These............12 year old "CHAVS" had to resort to drinking spirits from the Bottle, In Parks, Throwing Bricks, and Stabbing people........the rest is History.
There is now discussion, as to whether these "Shots" the byproduct of the once Known (By its Latin) "Eustachius Hieronimus JIGGUS" (IF re-introduced to NEDS, CHAVS, And Urban Un-Employable FU.C.K.WITS could be the magic Bullet in Fighting Challenge 25.
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Posted - 2009/09/03 : 14:20:47
Yawn.
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Posted - 2009/09/03 : 18:31:49
i think you need to ask your dealer to stop cutting lsd into that coke
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SPOOX
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Posted - 2009/09/03 : 22:44:18
Eh???? Pointless topic.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/09/03 : 22:48:40
challenge 30 in our ASDA
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Posted - 2009/09/03 : 23:22:21
i read the first sentence n got bored so i quit reading. seemed pointless n dumb. its like the stuff i read at skool. at least the person that writes the stuff i read at skool doesnt smoke meth. im gunna keep rambling on now. so ya. WTF! can sum1 explain what this was about for me?
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 00:30:13
What is your point with the topic? I genuinly am not sure. Either way, alcohol is not to blame for peoples retarded behaviour, the people themselves are.
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Blackcrow
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 12:47:43
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What is your point with the topic? I genuinly am not sure. Either way, alcohol is not to blame for peoples retarded behaviour the people themselves are.
PRECISLEY MY POINT.
THATS my point.
That's It you see, right there People's retarded behaviour Is to blame.
If the CHAV parent's of the kids that are all on ASBO's knew how to look after there kids we wouldn't have this problem.
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 13:21:34
bring back the dunking stool, it will solve everything.
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Wilky
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 13:50:27
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Originally posted by Hard2Get:
What is your point with the topic? I genuinly am not sure. Either way, alcohol is not to blame for peoples retarded behaviour the people themselves are.
PRECISLEY MY POINT.
THATS my point.
That's It you see, right there People's retarded behaviour Is to blame.
If the CHAV parent's of the kids that are all on ASBO's knew how to look after there kids we wouldn't have this problem.
Technically, you've just spouted aload of shit
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 19:47:34
Cool story bro
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 20:18:44
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Cool story bro
Nice tale, comrade.
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 20:39:06
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Cool story bro
Nice tale, comrade.
Great fable, partner
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 21:39:27
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Cool story bro
Nice tale, comrade.
Great fable, partner
Intriguing novel, brethren.
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Posted - 2009/09/04 : 22:26:01
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Originally posted by TheOneNOnly:
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Cool story bro
Nice tale, comrade.
Great fable, partner
Intriguing novel, brethren.
Interesting narrative, sir
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Posted - 2009/09/05 : 00:57:43
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Originally posted by DjSakari:
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Originally posted by TheOneNOnly:
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Originally posted by DjSakari:
Cool story bro
Nice tale, comrade.
Great fable, partner
Intriguing novel, brethren.
Interesting narrative, sir
Exciting apologue, gent.
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