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TheOneNOnly
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Posted - 2009/09/07 : 00:17:44

Well I was trying to get to the forums on here, and the direct link from the home page wasn't loading (Downloading a bunch of patches for my game, taking up most of my memory atm, kind of slow). So I decided to just try to get to it by happyhardcore.com/forums, but when I typed it I forgot the s, and when the page loaded it just said:

Sorry

The requested document is totally fake.
No /404nf here.,
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.

I read the entire thing, and kept laughing.

Never not loaded something fully on HHC.com (Which would be a good thing, eh?), so first time I've seen it.

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Hard2Get
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Joined: Jun, 2001

Posted - 2009/09/07 : 01:56:41

Haha in all the years i've been on this forum, this topic has come up a few times :P I have indeed seen it before, pretty amusing. Some people just get confused by it, or used to. I've definately not read the whole thing before, really had no idea how long it would go on for, so good job lol!

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