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Lorenzo.Tweakn
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 Posted - 2009/12/02 : 21:54:21
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Originally posted by Jackol:
Ok, so you wanna be a hardcore DJ in southern California. You may think that you wanna stay on the cutting edge of today's anthems or go back in time to the classics, but both of these notions are completely wrong. If you wanna make it in the highly competitive world of happy hardcore, there's only one way to come out on top.
1. All set-lists must contain Pretty Rave Girl, Shooting Star, and hardcore bootlegs of I Kissed A Girl and the like.
2. Make sure you have an army of underage prostitot kandi kids at your back at all times. Also, BJs for DJs is never a bad policy.
3. Take pills before every set.
4. Pirate all of your music. That way, all profits will go towards coke, pills and beads.
5. Skill is unimportant. Train-wrecking repeatedly is OK if your setlist has the newest bootlegs.
And there ya go! You're on your way towards becoming North America's most successful happy hardcore DJ!
this is the funniest shit ive heard/read all day.
BJs for DJs. ROFLMAO!
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Brian K
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Posted - 2009/12/03 : 02:26:16
lol nice list Jackol
there is a reason we spin behind booths, so others can't see whats going on under the table curtain =P
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frozt
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Posted - 2009/12/03 : 03:15:43
I think i'm going to be living to a higher standard now!
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NeXuS
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Posted - 2009/12/08 : 20:20:42
No wonder I never got big
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marchhare
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 04:25:37
Wow its been a long time since I have been up on the board.... Im not from So Cal.... Im a bit more up north.... I am located in Washington state..... Seattle...... if that helps....
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D-tor
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 06:07:06
quote:
Originally posted by Jackol:
Ok, so you wanna be a hardcore DJ in southern California. You may think that you wanna stay on the cutting edge of today's anthems or go back in time to the classics, but both of these notions are completely wrong. If you wanna make it in the highly competitive world of happy hardcore, there's only one way to come out on top.
1. All set-lists must contain Pretty Rave Girl, Shooting Star, and hardcore bootlegs of I Kissed A Girl and the like.
2. Make sure you have an army of underage prostitot kandi kids at your back at all times. Also, BJs for DJs is never a bad policy.
3. Take pills before every set.
4. Pirate all of your music. That way, all profits will go towards coke, pills and beads.
5. Skill is unimportant. Train-wrecking repeatedly is OK if your setlist has the newest bootlegs.
And there ya go! You're on your way towards becoming North America's most successful happy hardcore DJ!
Funny. Why does this apply to me!?!
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Jackol
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 06:33:24
Cuz so-cal has the rafiest rave scene of them all, with a flowing plethora of underage slutz and drugged out kids plurring all over each other.
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latininxtc
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 07:32:27
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Originally posted by Jackol:
Cuz so-cal has the rafiest rave scene of them all, with a flowing plethora of underage slutz and drugged out kids plurring all over each other.
ur list was pretty damn funny, but sadly there is some merit of truth to that. every time i talk 2 some1 who remotely recognizes what uk/upfront hardcore/freeform/gabber all of that good stuff, all they know is remixes of mainstream songs from pop artists (which is another reason why many ppl are in love with hixxy over here), the bigger anthems from the 90s, and pretty rave girl. nothing against pretty rave girl, but give it a damn rest.
BTW, anybody here know of or is a hardcored DJ from Texas? Spunky da Bunny was from Dallas but she has moved to Florida
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Jackol
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 18:41:46
I wasn't even joking the first time. Both posts were dead serious.
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Lorenzo.Tweakn
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 19:34:04
quote:
Originally posted by Jackol:
with a flowing plethora of underage slutz
i need to go to socal.
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Jackol
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 19:56:21
quote:
Originally posted by Lorenzo.Tweakn:
quote:
Originally posted by Jackol:
with a flowing plethora of underage slutz
i need to go to socal.
I never said they were hot. Actually, they're mostly sweaty and gross and just way too ****in' rolled out.
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Lorenzo.Tweakn
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 20:15:35
quote:
Originally posted by Jackol:
quote:
Originally posted by Lorenzo.Tweakn:
quote:
Originally posted by Jackol:
with a flowing plethora of underage slutz
i need to go to socal.
I never said they were hot. Actually, they're mostly sweaty and gross and just way too ****in' rolled out.
u think that would stop me? im always down for a blowjob.
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Rayovac
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 21:48:21
quote:
Originally posted by Jackol:
Ok, so you wanna be a hardcore DJ in southern California. You may think that you wanna stay on the cutting edge of today's anthems or go back in time to the classics, but both of these notions are completely wrong. If you wanna make it in the highly competitive world of happy hardcore, there's only one way to come out on top.
1. All set-lists must contain Pretty Rave Girl, Shooting Star, and hardcore bootlegs of I Kissed A Girl and the like.
2. Make sure you have an army of underage prostitot kandi kids at your back at all times. Also, BJs for DJs is never a bad policy.
3. Take pills before every set.
4. Pirate all of your music. That way, all profits will go towards coke, pills and beads.
5. Skill is unimportant. Train-wrecking repeatedly is OK if your setlist has the newest bootlegs.
And there ya go! You're on your way towards becoming North America's most successful happy hardcore DJ!
I know the place is has quite a few kandi kids, but damn...
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Jackol
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Posted - 2009/12/14 : 22:11:32
quote:
Originally posted by Lorenzo.Tweakn:
quote:
Originally posted by Jackol:
quote:
Originally posted by Lorenzo.Tweakn:
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Originally posted by Jackol:
with a flowing plethora of underage slutz
i need to go to socal.
I never said they were hot. Actually, they're mostly sweaty and gross and just way too ****in' rolled out.
u think that would stop me? im always down for a blowjob.
LOL
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