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toxic
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 Posted - 2002/11/09 : 19:16:56
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Originally posted by strychnine:
^^ what you were hearing was "That's it! That's it! Yes ... yes ... OH GOD YES!"
That chamber door was pretty thick - I can understand how you misheard what was being said. 
strychnine, strychnine, strychnine, need i remind u of what happened at "Once Upon A Time? ... u remember that train spot, well, i think i was hearing correctly this time aswell
Crack another one !!!
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strychnine
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Posted - 2002/11/09 : 22:49:39
Ahhh but at OUAT you had a clear passage of air from the top arena to the bottom, through which sound *could* travel relatively unimpeded. Here, though, the chamber door, thick as it was and made of hardwood, would've absorbed much of the sound, especially in the higher frequencies of the courtroom reporter's squeals 
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Edited by - strychnine on 2002/11/09 22:52:54 |
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Posted - 2002/11/10 : 00:48:41
*weba_d blinks and gives a big...........sigh*
*picks his shit up and his head(horror style)*
*walks casually down the street with head in hand like nothing happed*
*realise's the pity of the poor girl, once toxic had his way with her, gives her a hand*
*gain's a phone number* 
*gives the crowd the A OKay thumbs up method*
*fly kicks a granny off her turbo charged scooter, and pelts down george st*
*sights manic, toxic and strychine heading for the subway in a laughing manor, notice's manic trip down the stair's of the subway, the two other evil bastard's give the *shrug* who cares attitude, I also join the giggle*
*in disguise, follows the boys to their 'other' favorite pub, and goes unoticed as i serve drinks to the boys. I decide to slap on some hhc in the juke box, the boys cheer again, scull down another drink, giving another 'high 5', in disbelief*
*enjoying the sight, I continue to pour the boys drinks unnoticed. Pissed off the second drink, they jump and start dancing to the hhc like drunked yobbo's*
*nearly falling off my chair, decides to put these cheap bastards out of there missorys*
*stripping off his diguise, gives the drunken fools a smart arse wink and sets upon their fatality*
*loads his BFG ( big ****ing gun) and blasts strychine and toxic to piece's
*Ahem, clears his throat, realising that the jukebox is still bustin out the chooz, looks through the hole in the roof, to be greated by a ray of light, "must be my day" he thinks out loud*
*Walks out of the rumble with BFG on shouder like a TTC (terry tuff ****), giving a random pensioner the 'high 5', the pensioner is floored by the given unknown force.*
*makes a stlylish getta way in a low rider full of bitches toward hyperspeed*
Hmmmmmmm..what will they think of next
Oh and that was the start and FINISH of the second sequal
"what goes up must come down"...so keep popin!
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Posted - 2002/11/10 : 01:33:47
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Originally posted by weba_d:
*loads his BFG ( big ****ing gun) and blasts strychine and toxic to piece's
*is resurrected from the dead by the courtroom reporter, a secret practitioner of black magic who decides to use her knowledge of the dark arts to save the life of the only man in her life to ever show her what ecstasy really is* 
*checks on toxic's remains, is pleasantly surprised to see that the high alcohol content in toxic's bloodstream have preserved most of his major organs intact*
*gathers up the bits and pieces of his pickled friend and brings him to his secret laboratory where replaces the parts of toxic that were destroyed by weba's murderous act with robotic prosthetics and, where appropriate, very cool hi-tech tools and weapons* 
*answers phone, is told by toxic's girl that she only gave weba her number cuz she felt sorry for him, and that she is absolutely in love with tox and wants to help avenge him*
*jumps on RoboTox's shoulders, holds on for dear life as RoboTox fires up his rocket pack and heads in the direction of where this chick told him she was gonna meet weba*
*finds weba with the girl in Liverpool macca's sharing a 30c cone, calls weba a cheap bastard and tells him that the least he could do was buy the poor girl a happy meal*
*throws head back in laughter as weba turns pale upon seeing his "victims" alive and well*
*wonders where the f*** all these ninjas are coming from, gestures for RoboTox to take care of them with the 20mm 6-barrel auto-cannon stashed in his left forearm*
 
*says something witty*
*powers up Dragonball-style  , sends a giant blue ball of raw energy in weba's direction and watches as every atom in weba's body is reduced to plasma and blown away into the next dimension*
*looks around at all the ninja corpses and wonders where the hell RoboTox and his chick got to*
*hears a loud banging from behind the deepfrier, accompanied by a euphoric female scream, and realises that his cyborg friend is demonstrating some of the more intimate features of his new robotic body*
*deciding to leave RoboTox and company to their fun, steps out into the drive-thru, clicks his fingers, waits as a black Mercedes-Benz limo pulls up and gets into the back seat where his three Angels and the courtroom reporter are waiting, wearing nothing but lingerie*
*drives away with "Definition of a Bad Boy" pumpin' out of the speakers*
Yeah baby, you f***in' wit da best 
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Edited by - strychnine on 2002/11/10 01:55:05 |
toxic
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Posted - 2002/11/10 : 11:31:16
this storyline is just like a pill ... starts of pretty good, and then after it hits its peak, its all down hill and just gets worse from there.
Crack another one !!!
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Posted - 2002/11/10 : 17:18:17
*3 minutes later notice's a few lil heads about 2cms high running past, 1, 2, 3, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500! wow!, I also notice that I am also around 1-2cm high, I then relise that I have split into Billions of lil weba_d
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strychnine
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Posted - 2002/11/10 : 18:00:03
^^ this is getting worse and worse ... we'd better put an end to this.
*while cruising down the freeway with the courtroom reporter's face in his lap, realises that he made a terrible mistake with the wiring in RoboTox's nether-regions, and that one wrong signal could spell catastrophe*
*stops the car, boots the bitches out onto the kerb, and orders his driver to return to Liverpool McDonald's*
*runs into the eatery, stops in sheer horror as he hears a robotic voice: "Oh Oh Oh ... Oh YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"*
*cringes as RoboTox's defective wiring sends the signal to explode, not to his RoboTesticles, but to the 1500-giga-terawatt plasma fusion reactor that is at the core of his power coil*
*remembers the Anti-Overload program he had embedded into the operating system, sighs with relief as RoboTox looks at him in confusion over the failure of his equipment to function*
*drops his jaw in terror as RoboTox's eyes glaze over, and the XGA monitor in his chest goes blank at first, then onto the Blue Screen of Death*
*curses Microsoft and Bill Gates to the darkest depths of Hell, and bitterly regrets his decision to use Windows as RoboTox's OS (better stability and less bugs, my ass)*
*bends over and kisses his own ass goodbye as the Anti-Overload program loop breaks down and releases the "explode" signal to the fusion reactor, which was running at maximum capacity to keep up with toxic's (ahem) vigour*
*is vapourised along with the rest of the galaxy in a massive explosion that sets off a chain reaction that sees the entire gravitational momentum of the universe reversed and undoes the Big Bang, in effect un-creating the universe and leaving only a singularity at its geometric centre, which was, of course, exactly where he was standing*
THE END
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 01:18:59
and it all started with my 'silly' allegation 
"what goes up must come down"...so keep popin!
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strychnine
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 Posted - 2002/11/11 : 01:48:00
^^ I think it started with RaViN cAuSe We Can's hyperactive little topic-post. The convoluted chain of events that led to the end of the universe as we know it can be traced back to:
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AM I THE ONLY F**KING ONE COUNTING DOWN FOR HYPERSPEED???
Geez we have a bunch of twisted minds here
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toxic
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 16:20:36
u 2 ended the universe ... u bastards!!
Crack another one !!!
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 17:15:58
^^ hey don't be so quick to point the finger, tox ... you played your own part in the final eradication of this universe 
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 18:14:31
and all that 'mikey' had a lot to do with the end of the universe
"what goes up must come down"...so keep popin!
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 20:50:42
so yeh, back on topic, whos ****in excited ...
Crack another one !!!
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Posted - 2002/11/11 : 21:15:04
EVERYONE'S FCUKING EXCITED!!!! LOOK IN THE EVENTS SECTION WHERE THERE'S A THREAD WITH 135 POSTS!!!! IT'S NOT F**KING ROCKET SCIENCE!!
fool ;)
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hehehe
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toxic
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Posted - 2002/11/12 : 00:52:39
no need to start taking the mickey
Crack another one !!!
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