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DJ-SK8
Senior Member
Canada
269 posts
Joined: Aug, 2001
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 Posted - 2002/11/18 : 15:40:25
I think this bord needs athred of everyones fav Simpsons quotes, so i'll get it started.
Homer: In America, first you get da sugar, then you get da pawer, den you get da wimen.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Homer: Sure i'll never be the darling of the so called "city fathers", who cluck ther toungs, and stroke there beards, and talk about whats to be done w/ this homer simpson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bart: Over the lips and pass the gums, look out dentures here i come!!!!
P.s. will also except quotes from family guy and Futurama.
Elboze to tha back ov da knees OH Jeeze!!!!!
WoRd?!!
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toxic
Advanced Member
Australia
1,540 posts
Joined: Sep, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/18 : 16:16:33
Bart: My name is Doctor Cheeks, i'm running a little behind
also, anything said by Barney Gumble is priceless
Whisper something nice, and ill make you scream twice !!!
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Ultamate
Junior Member
Australia
95 posts
Joined: Nov, 2002
19 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2002/11/18 : 21:01:36
Moe the Bar keeper: I may be ugly, and i may be hatefilled but i'm not....what's the last thing you called me?
With out Harcore we are nothing
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Brian K
Advanced Member
United States
8,663 posts
Joined: Sep, 2001
528 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2002/11/19 : 01:07:33
stewie - damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the wright brothers
"Cuz I'm hardcore, heavyweight, magical man."
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terry6680
Average Member
United Kingdom
179 posts
Joined: Feb, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/19 : 02:52:03
well... if hes so smart..how come hes dead?
Operator give me the number for 911
Dougnuts... is there anything they cant do!
I hope i didnt brain my damage!
"Lisa" Dad.. whats a muppet?/
"Homer" Well its not quite a mop...... and not quite a puppet but man.... he he he he....... to answer your question.... i dont know!
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Xenochrome
Advanced Member
United States
2,645 posts
Joined: Aug, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/19 : 04:16:15
Stewie: Now play "The Wheels On The Bus" and begone woman!!!
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Stimulant-Sounds
Starting Member
Ireland
8 posts
Joined: Nov, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/19 : 04:29:41
Calculon- "And you can guarentee me an oscar?"
Bender- "I can guarentee you anything you want."
Bong!!!
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Stimulant-Sounds
Starting Member
Ireland
8 posts
Joined: Nov, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/19 : 04:38:47
Bart- "If I were FatTony- someday god willing- I wouldnt be just stewing...."
Homer- "TV: Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover."
Homer saying grace- "Thank you God for all this food, so hows Maud Flanders doin up there? Oh yeah! All those guys!!....."
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Simon
Advanced Member
Belgium
5,001 posts
Joined: Dec, 2001
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Posted - 2002/11/19 : 08:40:00
Marge "Homer It's Late, It's cold, and it's dark how are the kids gonna get home"
Homer "They can get home using the internet"
Sy.
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toxic
Advanced Member
Australia
1,540 posts
Joined: Sep, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/19 : 11:39:46
Homer: "no tv and no beer make Homer go something something?"
Marge: "Crazy?"
Homer: "Dont mind if i do"
Whisper something nice, and ill make you scream twice !!!
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aznwasian
Senior Member
United States
428 posts
Joined: Jun, 2001
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Posted - 2002/11/19 : 21:05:31
Marge: I'm a lucky woman.
Homer: And I'm a wonderful man.
Homer: A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Chief Wiggum: Sorry, you have the wrong number. This is 9-1-2.
Reverend Lovejoy: Forget God, people! We are going to hell!
Abe Simpson (grandpa): We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones.
Homer: And how is education suppose to make me feel smarter? Besides, everytime I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
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toxic
Advanced Member
Australia
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Joined: Sep, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/20 : 01:47:16
HOMER: Well crying's not bring him back (talking about Santa's Little Helper) unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can sit there crying eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell like dog food or you can go find your dog.
Whisper something nice, and ill make you scream twice !!!
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James D
Senior Member
United Kingdom
344 posts
Joined: Oct, 2002
76 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2002/11/20 : 02:11:09
theres a post bout this on ush.net, in waffle, ran for bout 40 replys : )
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have you got some of this hardcore power?
let the bass beat louder....
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djyogi
Senior Member
Australia
487 posts
Joined: Apr, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/20 : 02:14:46
Bart: i didnt do it
"My only regret in life is that i wasn't a DJ" Draz
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alanfarrelly1
New Member
Ireland
23 posts
Joined: Oct, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/20 : 03:35:04
Homer - when working from home - "wheres the any key?"
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
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Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
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dj_stey_iz_ere
Average Member
United Kingdom
227 posts
Joined: Oct, 2002
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Posted - 2002/11/20 : 04:39:08
Homer talkin like popeye: i need some fuel 4 my muel some gass 4 me ass hahahaha
is any1 else on the same level
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Dont drink and drive,
smoke Weed and fly 
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