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The drunken scotsman
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 Posted - 2013/04/27 : 13:18:38
Just a bit of fun because I'm ill with the dreaded man flu and bored out my tits. Make up funny lyrics to hardcore tunes. Here's a couple for starters....
Styles & Breeze - You're my angel (hairgel).... You're my hair gel, You're the only structure in my life!
Darren Styles - Lost the plot (mop)... Excuse me? Do you know where the cleaners are? You've lost the ****ing mop!
Anyone think of any more?
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_Jay_
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 14:26:30
Sing these lyrics when you hit play on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhhY31g761o
It's so tight when I close my thighs,
There's a smidgen of poo inside my bed,
Man I don't have to think twice,
About the crime you said you bummed me
I'll try do the rest of the song later.
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The drunken scotsman
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 14:55:33
Hahaha that's a good one looking forward to hearing the full lyrics
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Phobz
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 14:58:58
Hahaha funny stuff! I was trying to figure out what tune jay was on about before youtube visit. Couldn't then laughed as soon as I did :P
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_Jay_
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 15:42:51
lol, they could be better. It was just the first track that popped into mind. Well, actually, Save Me was, but I didn't fancy another roasting from Jamie so chose 24/7! lol.
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The drunken scotsman
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 15:46:51
quote:
Originally posted by _Jay_:
lol, they could be better. It was just the first track that popped into mind. Well, actually, Save Me was, but I didn't fancy another roasting from Jamie so chose 24/7! lol.
Hahaha I'll go easy on you mate, promise! ;-)
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The drunken scotsman
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 16:00:39
Just remembered a few years ago, Sy and unknown done a rework of makin me wanna dance called makin me water plants. Was hilarious, I'm sure they released it and gave proceeds to charity.
United in gardening till we die hahaha
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Link http://youtu.be/jhmsdybhsao
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kathryn
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 16:47:35
quote:
Originally posted by The drunken scotsman:
Just remembered a few years ago, Sy and unknown done a rework of makin me wanna dance called makin me water plants. Was hilarious, I'm sure they released it and gave proceeds to charity.
United in gardening till we die hahaha
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Link http://youtu.be/jhmsdybhsao
I was thinking of posting this 1 up you beat me to it [;p]
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Captain Triceps
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 18:50:50
They could have played that (without the MC), without letting on it existed and I bet go cunt would have been any the wiser at the time!
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Posted - 2013/04/27 : 22:04:22
This is the way HHC was meant to be - Fun and Cartoonish and full of slapstick!
Thanks for that post Drunken Scotsman! btw are you Scott Brown in disguise?? haha good one DOn't get too drunk or you'll lose your plot!
and for lyrics:
can someone post the lyrics for this track: It starts with a whisper- by Cat Like Thief or Nu-Foundation remix
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The drunken scotsman
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Posted - 2013/04/28 : 08:33:49
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Originally posted by ultraskool:
This is the way HHC was meant to be - Fun and Cartoonish and full of slapstick!
Thanks for that post Drunken Scotsman! btw are you Scott Brown in disguise?? haha good one DOn't get too drunk or you'll lose your plot!
and for lyrics:
can someone post the lyrics for this track: It starts with a whisper- by Cat Like Thief or Nu-Foundation remix
Thanks mate *takes bow* lol. No I'm not Scott brown but that's an easy mistake to make as he is also a drunken Scotsman lol. In fact now that I think about it most Scottish men are drunken Scotsmen ;-)
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The drunken scotsman
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Posted - 2013/04/28 : 08:37:04
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Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
They could have played that (without the MC), without letting on it existed and I bet go cunt would have been any the wiser at the time!
Yeah imagine it getting played at a rave full of pill heads. Would like to be there just to see some the faces that would get pulled! Haha
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The drunken scotsman
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Posted - 2013/08/25 : 11:25:37
Concrete Angel - Drunken Scotsman Remix
If you keep shaving your balls
Hair by hair till they are bald
Soon you will have baldy balls
Cos you can't stop shaving your balls
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