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toxic
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Australia
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 Posted - 2003/01/20 : 12:40:33
quote:
Originally posted by Simon:
quote:
Originally posted by strychnine:
*steps up behind djnateking and kicks his ass hard enough to jam his face into the ground*
Ya should've looked behind you, retard ...
*loads his Patented STFU Uzi™ with a magazine of Anti-Simon Latex-Piercing Ammunition™ and opens fire on the thread*
Hurry up and die you freakin' wannabe's - I'm hungry!
Haha You may have reduced my team to only a few members now.....but whats that falling right above your head.....Ha the Trusty Simon Encoded Fridge(complete with internet ordering and Magnetic Garfield & Daffy Duck Stuck on front) hahahahaha I'm gonna Win or die trying :-)
Sy.
*Saves strychnine from the falling fridge*
*toxic shoves Hard2Get in the path of the falling fridge*
SPLAT - Hard2Get is dead
*grabs simon, opens the fridge door and begins to slam simons head with the fridge door*
did i hear a few new voices?
calls out to strychnine, are you hungry?
welcome Dr.smiley, djsmurf, Quistis ... dont be afraid 
Whisper something nice, and ill make you scream twice !!!
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Quistis
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United States
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 Posted - 2003/01/20 : 12:49:04
Well a snozberry is a... well..... uh............. hmmmm...... gee I dunno  quote:
Ahh...Excuse me, we're flying?
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toxic
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Australia
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Posted - 2003/01/20 : 12:57:12
^^^ why do u posts
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turn out like this?
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strychnine
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Australia
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Posted - 2003/01/20 : 17:25:28
*gets up*
Thanks tox ...
*grabs Simon's head, continues with the fridge-bashing until Simon stops squirming*
*shoves Simon's lifeless corpse into the freezer*
Now ... where are those fresh newbies? 
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toxic
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Australia
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Posted - 2003/01/20 : 17:39:34
^^^ how did u find space to fit simon in our freezer? i thought it was near capacity already?
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Xenochrome
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United States
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Posted - 2003/01/21 : 05:20:37
**pulls face out of ground**
Welcome djsmurf and Quistis!!!
**returns face to ground, as it is actually quite comfortable**
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Simon
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Belgium
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Joined: Dec, 2001
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Posted - 2003/01/21 : 08:08:15
quote:
Originally posted by toxic:
^^^ how did u find space to fit simon in our freezer? i thought it was near capacity already?
The fight all started coz the freezer's empty coz i pinched all the newbie's you were storing in there.
Hey at least i'm back from where I Originally Emerged from.....The Depths of Your Freezer :-)
Sy.
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DJ Mouse
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2003/01/21 : 08:42:49
well if sy can get out of that freezer after being killed don't under-estimate the newbies :P /me watches all the newbies escape from the freezer
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strychnine
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Australia
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 02:00:51
^^ you know, I'd like to see someone try to turn our newbie-thread escapades into a Flash movie or something 
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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 02:05:15
^^^ god, what part would we be up 2 now???
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Simon
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Belgium
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 05:34:46
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Simon, Strychnine, Toxic & Hard2Get's "Newbie Canabalism Scraps 7"
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strychnine
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 05:45:36
Rated (R) 18+. Only suitable for adults - contains horror, graphic violence, bad language, Latex, snozberries, and adult themes.
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Simon
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 05:54:15
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Originally posted by strychnine:
Rated (R) 18+. Only suitable for adults - contains horror, graphic violence, bad language, Latex, snozberries, and adult themes.
How could you also forget that it contains a "Trusted Simon Fridge" & A "Patented Oli G STFU Stick"
Sy.
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strychnine
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 06:08:48
^^ but Sy, the Trusted Simon Fridge and STFU Stick are fun for the whole family - it says so on the boxes!
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fazza
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 2003/01/22 : 10:14:30
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Originally posted by Brian K:
snozberry? who ever heard of a snozberry? =P
"Cuz I'm hardcore, heavyweight, magical man."
they are the foul tasting things that the BFG eats!! if u have seen that film/read the book!
"I feel you, i want you, i know your touch is all i need, im waiting you're shining"
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