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DJ Sketchy
I will start... These are from my personal collection LOL!
Mod edit: Sorry Google will ban hammer as we're a PG site.
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DjZelous
ohh sketchy, you would have fun down here in Miami lol
(Im pretty sure silver has to take these down tho, the site would get a "porn rating" if he doesnt)
Samination
Google is suppedly very wary about their adsense users.
Funny considering happyhardcore.com hasn't been affiliated with porn since mid 1990's and that's long before google even was on anyones mind (Altavista FTW!)
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by DjZelous:
ohh sketchy, you would have fun down here in Miami lol
(Im pretty sure silver has to take these down tho, the site would get a "porn rating" if he doesnt)
I'd LOVE to go to Miami, Zelous! ULTRA just looks immense! The music conference you have once a year too! :)
Ahh that's a shame! I understand Silver not wanting the site to get cluttered with erotica though!
The drunken scotsman
Who else zoomed in on Cheryl Cole's tits?
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by The drunken scotsman:
Who else zoomed in on Cheryl Cole's tits?
I said to The Saturdays that their dressing gowns were very 'accessable' haha
Elipton
I prefer the MILF thread
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Captain Triceps
I have to ask, what are you doing to meet these people? How do you get in a position to speak to Spears on the phone?
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
I have to ask, what are you doing to meet these people? How do you get in a position to speak to Spears on the phone?
A lot of the celebrities I met a meet & greets at their concerts, where you have to pay for a ticket to meet them. I met Victoria Justice at HMV in London. I met Fearne Cotton outside the old Radio 1, and met Britney Spears outside the new Radio 1!
I called Las Vegas and blagged the desk at Britney Spears hotel she performs at, Planet Hollywood. They put me straight through to her! The first thing I said to Britney Spears on the phone was, "Hi Britney, It's Jamie Lynn Spears" (Her SISTER) HAHA! Imagine that, some bloke telling Britney Spears he's her sister hahaha. Britney didn't miss a beat though and was awesome with me :)
DjZelous
ive heard from lots of people that have met ariana grande that she can be an ******* when meeting fans, i dont think that was the case for you tho
latininxtc
quote:Originally posted by DjZelous:
ive heard from lots of people that have met ariana grande that she can be an ******* when meeting fans, i dont think that was the case for you tho
Gonorrhea Grande is a cunt in general, and probably psychotic. She and her brother have both separately said that their mother thought she was going to grow up to become a serial killer because of the shit she said as a kid.
latininxtc
quote:Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
quote:Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
I have to ask, what are you doing to meet these people? How do you get in a position to speak to Spears on the phone?
A lot of the celebrities I met a meet & greets at their concerts, where you have to pay for a ticket to meet them. I met Victoria Justice at HMV in London. I met Fearne Cotton outside the old Radio 1, and met Britney Spears outside the new Radio 1!
I called Las Vegas and blagged the desk at Britney Spears hotel she performs at, Planet Hollywood. They put me straight through to her! The first thing I said to Britney Spears on the phone was, "Hi Britney, It's Jamie Lynn Spears" (Her SISTER) HAHA! Imagine that, some bloke telling Britney Spears he's her sister hahaha. Britney didn't miss a beat though and was awesome with me :)
Those tickets are hundreds, if not thousands of dollars more than what a regular ticket would cost. I'd rather pay a flight to a UK rave and hang out with DJs and producers with real talent thab the likes of Britney or Ariana.
Elipton
quote:Originally posted by latininxtc:
hang out with DJs and producers with real talent than the likes of Britney or Ariana.
Going to throw it out there and say that a Britney Spears event would be better than a rave any day in my books
Mickey Init
quote:[b]Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:[/
A lot of the celebrities I met a meet & greets at their concerts, where you have to pay for a ticket to meet them.
No wonder attending big raves became a "financial struggle" for you! ; )
DJ Sketchy
There's a few too many answers here to tag someone's comment. All I know is that they are very loving and caring people. I met them all when I was facing some epic personal difficulties, and I wanted to treat myself!
Yeah the tickets are not cheap. Average $300-$500 dollars!
Elipton
Better off going on adultwork and getting laid, bro
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Captain Triceps
quote:Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
I have a full blown relationship with one now though!
Good lord man, name names!
DJ Sketchy
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Elipton
I'm genuinely speechless.
I don't know whether to feel concerned that you're sexting 17 year olds, pitiful that you thought you were Jesus Christ or ridicule you for a combination of everything..
I'm literally dumbfounded
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Elipton:
I'm genuinely speechless.
I don't know whether to feel concerned that you're sexting 17 year olds, pitiful that you thought you were Jesus Christ or ridicule you for a combination of everything..
I'm literally dumbfounded
You can't help who you fall in love with. It was all legal. Yeah Jesus Christ... LOL
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Captain Triceps
When you say relationship, you mean actual "girlfriend-relationship" or "business-relationship"?
Serious question, but are you alright?
Elipton
Yeah I'm concerned dude. Might not hurt to find a councillor or something and talk it out properly.
quote:Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
quote:Originally posted by Elipton:
I'm genuinely speechless.
I don't know whether to feel concerned that you're sexting 17 year olds, pitiful that you thought you were Jesus Christ or ridicule you for a combination of everything..
I'm literally dumbfounded
You can't help who you fall in love with.
I'm sure that was Adam Johnson's line of defence too
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
When you say relationship, you mean actual "girlfriend-relationship" or "business-relationship"?
Serious question, but are you alright?
When I say relationship, I mean a romantic relationship. Not to the extent of boyfriend & girlfriend.
I'm fine now mate! I went crazy for 5 straight years, while also not being crazy at the same time. I took a break from Hardcore the whole time. I'm recovered and back now though, with some gorgeous relationships to boot!
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Elipton
Fair enough.
Sounds like you find comfort from your difficulties by interacting with celebrities but you've presented it as though it's more of a symptom of those difficulties instead of a remedy.
Don't forget that there's a real world going on here. Stuff like this can make people unhinged
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latininxtc
Alright this topic has gotten a bit too creepy for me. I'm tapping out.
Samination
quote:Originally posted by latininxtc:
Alright this topic has gotten a bit too creepy for me. I'm tapping out.
finally a gif from a show people watch... :P
Captain Triceps
quote:Originally posted by Samination:
quote:Originally posted by latininxtc:
Alright this topic has gotten a bit too creepy for me. I'm tapping out.
finally a gif from a show people watch... :P
Nope, I have absolutely no idea what this is from.
Samination
Well I haven't seen the show myself (Supernatural), but it's definitly more gif-able
jordesuvi
So to summarize: Guy meets lots of celebrities and claims to be in romantic relationships with many hot grrls then posts about it on a happy hardcore forum.
Also claims to have a past of being crazy and posts pictures of gifts he's sent but not received and includes no messages from any of the women he's speaking to.
See... my first reaction is a tidal wave of skepticism and I'm almost inclined to ask if these "relationships" are actually one-sided (you messaging them with them barely replying) and you've got a bad case of super-fan syndrome.
Forgive my arrogance otherwise.
Paying a lot of money to get into meet-and-greets with artists is believable, sure... but if the rest is genuinely is true (and I'm like 95% sure it's not) then nice one bro, that's impressive.
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by jordesuvi:
So to summarize: Guy meets lots of celebrities and claims to be in romantic relationships with many hot grrls then posts about it on a happy hardcore forum.
Also claims to have a past of being crazy and posts pictures of gifts he's sent but not received and includes no messages from any of the women he's speaking to.
See... my first reaction is a tidal wave of skepticism and I'm almost inclined to ask if these "relationships" are actually one-sided (you messaging them with them barely replying) and you've got a bad case of super-fan syndrome.
Forgive my arrogance otherwise.
Paying a lot of money to get into meet-and-greets with artists is believable, sure... but if the rest is genuinely is true (and I'm like 95% sure it's not) then nice one bro, that's impressive.
Yeah I see where you're coming from. These relationships are completely one sided, trust me. They were a way of me coping during a very desolate time for me. I feel very much recovered now though. That's partly the reason why I'm interacting on here! As that was just a phase in my life.
arpz
Wow, I didn't see this coming at all.
It's a bit like the relationships I have with dancers at raves, bit of eye contact from 5 rows back but you can definitely tell when they spot you, 100%, I've fallen in love a few times.
Slammin vinyl NYE 2003 Generic Dancer #4 I will never forget you
djDMS
Yeah, like that time in 1985 when I saw a Madonna video and she looked straight into the camera and sang 'you' - I just knew she meant me.
Been really close ever since.
And all those 17 or 18 year girls who are mates of my daughter that clearly want me.....
Jesus!
(no pun intended)
Captain Triceps
quote:Originally posted by djDMS:
Yeah, like that time in 1985 when I saw a Madonna video and she looked straight into the camera and sang 'you' - I just knew she meant me.
When I was about 2 or 3, So Macho by Sinitta was released and was being played on the radio. Well I must have danced to it one time, and any time it came on after that my mum would say "Hey, it's your song!". For a while, I genuinely believed that it was actually "my song", that it was literally wrote about me personally.
DjZelous
quote:Originally posted by djDMS:
Jesus!
(no pun intended)
OMFG THAT KILLED ME
awww man i was almost in tears
wooo that was hilarious dude :)
Edit: Don't take any of this to heart sketchy, were all rough on each other here lol
Edit Again: DMS Really did have me rolling with that Jesus post
Captain Triceps
quote:Originally posted by DjZelous:
quote:Originally posted by djDMS:
Jesus!
(no pun intended)
OMFG THAT KILLED ME
awww man i was almost in tears
wooo that was hilarious dude :)
Don't be sarcastic, he might get a bit... cross.
DjZelous
Jesus christ this forum has been on fire ever since sketchy got on here
Its well needed on here!
Quite a nice switch up :)
Edit: Triceps, that video killed me man
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
quote:Originally posted by djDMS:
Yeah, like that time in 1985 when I saw a Madonna video and she looked straight into the camera and sang 'you' - I just knew she meant me.
When I was about 2 or 3, So Macho by Sinitta was released and was being played on the radio. Well I must have danced to it one time, and any time it came on after that my mum would say "Hey, it's your song!". For a while, I genuinely believed that it was actually "my song", that it was literally wrote about me personally.
LOL! Been there :(
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jordesuvi
quote:Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
These relationships are completely one sided, trust me.
Ah... well then.
Hope you're okay and if you can, try get some help from a friend or a professional instead of venting to celebrities about your life problems buddy.
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Elipton
If Vanessa Hudgens and her best friend Ashley Tisdale are really close to you, how come neither of them follow you on Twitter?
Isn't that how you communicate with them? You have to follow each other to Direct Message people.
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Elipton
Madison Beer hasn't even tweeted you... ever...
Using the same type of search, I can see that Ashley Tisdale has never replied to any of your hundreds of messages you send to her.
I think you're fake dude. You live in this strange world where you think you're in with the celebs if a an unofficial Britney Spears account gives you a follow.
arpz
Elipton, read the rest of the posts here, I don't think he's particularly trying to pull the wool over anyones eyes. It's just a question of his definition of 'relationship', that's all. Probably no need to pull it apart any further than that lol
Elipton
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
Elipton, read the rest of the posts here, I don't think he's particularly trying to pull the wool over anyones eyes. It's just a question of his definition of 'relationship', that's all. Probably no need to pull it apart any further than that lol
Someone has to get this guy's feet back on the ground. Not me, obviously. I honestly think a professional should at least assess you, John
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Elipton:
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
Elipton, read the rest of the posts here, I don't think he's particularly trying to pull the wool over anyones eyes. It's just a question of his definition of 'relationship', that's all. Probably no need to pull it apart any further than that lol
Someone has to get this guy's feet back on the ground. Not me, obviously. I honestly think a professional should at least assess you, John
I live in supported housing, so I see a specialist once a week. Who knows ALL about my obsessions lol.
Elipton
quote:Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
quote:Originally posted by Elipton:
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
Elipton, read the rest of the posts here, I don't think he's particularly trying to pull the wool over anyones eyes. It's just a question of his definition of 'relationship', that's all. Probably no need to pull it apart any further than that lol
Someone has to get this guy's feet back on the ground. Not me, obviously. I honestly think a professional should at least assess you, John
I live in supported housing, so I see a specialist once a week. Who knows ALL about my obsessions lol.
Thank goodness for that.
Samination
If only (MC) Storm and Squad-E would get a specialist checking them out every minute...
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Captain Triceps
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arpz
Bet she ****ing loved that
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
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I'm not messaging the rest of it mate! I get REALLY naughty!
djDMS
We were just getting down to it when Vanessa sat up.
'What's that sound'? She asked.
'Sounds like sirens' replied Stella.
'OH SHIT, it's Operation Yew tree' I exclaimed!
Elipton
It's hard to believe these are the sorts of messages 17 year old girls are receiving from grown men. She was only a little older than my little brother and he's greener than grass. The age of consent in California is 18, and she's getting this crap from people twice her age.
You're a sex pest. The things you tweet to girls in the adult are lewd. Just because she's in a porn flick doesn't mean she wants you tweeting to her that you want to smash her back gates in every time she mentions that she's woken up and getting a coffee to her followers.
What particularly worries me is that you have no grasp over how strange this is. Just looking at your photos, you have no concept of persona space or respect. A strange bloke in his late thirties kissing them on their cheeks, holding their wastes and getting right into their personal space for images.
Unfortunately, spending hundreds to be able to do this constitutes as an unhealthy obsession. You're so lusting of the attention, you're even willing to send these young girls money over the internet. You need a psychiatrist to have a look through your Twitter because you're not wired right and I think Twitter is the best way to gauge how much help you need. I think even you're aware of this, and you should probably search better help than you're receiving.
If some 'Lennie Small' bloke was messaging sex stories to my hypothetical sister and messaging packages to their home addresses, I'd do everything possible to stop you within legal means.
Samination
bat shit naughty?
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Samination:
bat shit naughty?
Well... There's 3 parts to the story so far... I haven't got to the sex part yet! I'm nervous LOL!
Captain Triceps
YOU'RE nervous?
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Captain Triceps:
YOU'RE nervous?
YEAH! I need to be VERY careful. As I need to pleasure them both, while very carefully managing their personal interactions.
Elipton
So ****ed up.
They don't interact with you dude. If they ever did, PROVE IT
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Elipton
Yes, we've seen you post things to her under your fake alias. What has she replied directly to you?
arpz
This is getting more and more ****ed up.
DJ Sketchy
quote:Originally posted by Elipton:
Yes, we've seen you post things to her under your fake alias. What has she replied directly to you?
Well, just those really. & a personal Instagram post saying I make her believe in true love :)
Elipton
quote:Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
quote:Originally posted by Elipton:
Yes, we've seen you post things to her under your fake alias. What has she replied directly to you?
Well, just those really. & a personal Instagram post saying I make her believe in true love :)
So I don't believe the Instagram post, and clearly two messages from a random fan isn't exactly a close relationship and a love story. And you think her sister and best friend are happy you'e there for her? They don't even know you exist.
The drunken scotsman
Wow, just wow.
2016 - the year that Leicester won the premier league, hibs won the Scottish cup, Uk voted to leave the EU, Trump became president and... Sketchy joined happyhardcore.com
latininxtc
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
This is getting more and more ****ed up.
I'm over here laughing my ass off at this entire thread! Unhinged people are so amusing, until they kill someone. Well, depending on who they kill of course.
arpz
quote:Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
This is getting more and more ****ed up.
I'm over here laughing my ass off at this entire thread! Unhinged people are so amusing, until they kill someone. Well, depending on who they kill of course.
Haha it's all good until the artist album comes out and makes enough money to fly him over to the US for a few meet & greets
Samination
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
quote:Originally posted by latininxtc:
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
This is getting more and more ****ed up.
I'm over here laughing my ass off at this entire thread! Unhinged people are so amusing, until they kill someone. Well, depending on who they kill of course.
Haha it's all good until the artist album comes out and makes enough money to fly him over to the US for a few meet & greets
and maybe off Trump? That's a win lose won situation for everyone :P
The drunken scotsman
Just read the thread back in its entirety. What an emotional rollercoaster. Laughter... hysteric laughter... cringe.... concern.... fear.... confusion ..... and finally, hysteric laughter. It really does have it all.
arpz
quote:Originally posted by The drunken scotsman:
Just read the thread back in its entirety. What an emotional rollercoaster. Laughter... hysteric laughter... cringe.... concern.... fear.... confusion ..... and finally, hysteric laughter. It really does have it all.
Except tits. It doesn't have tits anymore
djDMS
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
quote:Originally posted by The drunken scotsman:
Just read the thread back in its entirety. What an emotional rollercoaster. Laughter... hysteric laughter... cringe.... concern.... fear.... confusion ..... and finally, hysteric laughter. It really does have it all.
Except tits. It doesn't have tits anymore
Well......
arpz
quote:Originally posted by djDMS:
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
quote:Originally posted by The drunken scotsman:
Just read the thread back in its entirety. What an emotional rollercoaster. Laughter... hysteric laughter... cringe.... concern.... fear.... confusion ..... and finally, hysteric laughter. It really does have it all.
Except tits. It doesn't have tits anymore
Well......
Samination
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
quote:Originally posted by The drunken scotsman:
Just read the thread back in its entirety. What an emotional rollercoaster. Laughter... hysteric laughter... cringe.... concern.... fear.... confusion ..... and finally, hysteric laughter. It really does have it all.
Except tits. It doesn't have tits anymore
Fixed that for ya
arpz
<3
Hard2Get
quote:Originally posted by Samination:
quote:Originally posted by arpz:
quote:Originally posted by The drunken scotsman:
Just read the thread back in its entirety. What an emotional rollercoaster. Laughter... hysteric laughter... cringe.... concern.... fear.... confusion ..... and finally, hysteric laughter. It really does have it all.
Except tits. It doesn't have tits anymore
Fixed that for ya
Great Tits.
Double pun there.
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Captain Triceps
Trouser exploding stuff.
Elipton
Oh dear, you're having another episode.
The drunken scotsman
I don't know whether to laugh, cry or masturbate. Think I'll do all 3 simultaneously.
jordesuvi
quote:Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
So I'm sat there on the couch, with my arm around you Stella, and Vanessa's arm around me. I lean in to kiss you Stella, then we share the most beautiful, passionate kiss. Afterwards, I turn to Vanessa, and Vanessa leans in for a smooch. I give Vanessa a sensual kiss in return.
"Let's play truth or dare" Vanessa says "Just hold on, I'll grab a bottle".
We all move to a clear area of the floor, and get comfortably seated, all facing each other. "Right, I'll spin, and whoever the bottle lands on, has to do a truth or dare". "Ok!" Me and Stella say.
*Vanessa spins the bottle*
Everyone's attention is on the bottle, which is slowly stopping spinning... the bottle lands on... VANESSA!!! "Ok, Vanessa. Truth or dare" I say "Truth!" Vanessa responds. "Ok Vanessa, have you ever played with yourself in front of someone?"
Vanessa goes all shy and quiet... "Ok dare!" Vanessa says... "Ok... play with yourself in front of us then!".
Vanessa's face looks shocked. She then gets a sexy smile on her face, and slowly starts stroking her hands up and down her legs, then starts moving her hands up her short skirt. Vanessa then leans back and props her legs up bent at the knees, legs spread, so her beautiful tight panties are on display. She moves her right hand right up her leg... then starts lightly stroking each finger up and down on her panties over her... and then I woke up.
FTFY.
Samination
Oh look, Sketchy's trying to hide his posts too
Si Thompson
quote:Originally posted by DJ Sketchy:
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NOT DJ Sketchy
I believe the posts in question were causing offence to the parties involved. DJ Sketchy is good friends with these people now. So this madness has to end, as people were using these ANCIENT mistakes against him.
Si Thompson
quote:Originally posted by NOT DJ Sketchy:
I believe the posts in question were causing offence to the parties involved. DJ Sketchy is good friends with these people now. So this madness has to end, as people were using these ANCIENT mistakes against him.
Hi Sketchy.
Samination
quote:Originally posted by The drunken scotsman:
I don't know whether to laugh, cry or masturbate. Think I'll do all 3 simultaneously.
Damn you Sketchy, you ruined him
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